++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + + + (> Night Crawler <) + + proudly presents: + + + + The Anarchy Files ... Volume I + + + + A.O.A. radio productions + + + ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ * First off, let me tell you, I am in no way responsible for any damages, * accidents, or injuries incurred while working on an experiment from this * Manual. I did not tell you to do these experiments, and as far as I am * concerned, this is for information only. Secondly, this manual series in no way is intended to replace the works of great anarchists out there (like Dave Letterman, The Rebel Warhead, Sid Vicious, and many others) and please download their files and trade them on, because these anarchists know more about many things that I do, and this manual is a compilation of many recipes for fun. When i re-print a recipe, I will always credit the actual author (if any). Now, lets get to business... 1) What is Anarchy? Anarchy can be taken technically (one who promotes the downfall of governments) or as a number of other definitions (One who is knowledgeable of the arts of destruction, One who uses the arts of destruction sparingly to his advantage, One who likes to see things blown to Bufu, Egypt). This manual is to train the people who fall under the category of "One who uses the arts of destruction sparingly and to his advantage" and also "One who likes to see things blown to Bufo, Egypt". More on these views later. If you are one who plots the destruction of governments, just abort this download now, and go to your room and hold your breath, because it isn't going to happen. Those of you who want to know how to do these type of things in case of nuclear war, go ahead and read, and in fact, dump this out to your printer and memorize it, you seem like the kind of person who would do these type of things. 2) Ok, I am in the categories. What are some do's and don'ts of anarchy? Ok, First of all, an anarchist has to have a clear mind. Use or ingest nothing that would dull your reflexes or cloud your thoughts. That means, No "bongs" (for serious anarchy anyway) and no booze (at least for the few nights before an anarchy raid). If you do heavy drugs, just abort now and do some more, because i dont want any beefed up junkies trying to blow up my house (I would probably be able to destroy them anyway). "Bongs" are what many anarchists consider good use of their free time. I condemn that practice, but if you can refrain from over-usage, It is ok if you go on reading. As you can see, you may have to make a few sacrifices for anarchy. But its for your own good (so you dont blow up yourself) and for others (dont kill innocent people, get the guys who deserve it). However, many future anarchists may read this and decide never to start such "habits" at all. All the better. One thing i find detestable in a lot of neo-anarchists is their tendancies to brag and to be impatient. Anarchy (if thats the right word at all for us type of people, more in a future volume) requires a lot of preparations, which can lead to a lot of fun (for you and your friends), or just plain survival. Never be impatient, always be cool (even when you have state police chasing you down free-ways doing 90mph). If you take the "cool" silent attitude, you'll be good...damn good (sounds corny doesn't it?). One thing that baffles me is how some very successful anarchists get away with the stuff they do. Diamond Dave Letterman writes files all the time (and im sure is proud of it) and doesnt strike me as the most rational person in the world, but damn, is he good (so i hear anyways). I wouldn't suggest you try his approach to life until you have practiced the ways of the anarchist. One more thing that separates the real anarchists from the guys who just buy fireworks and blow it up and call theirselves anarchists, is brains. You should be getting good grades in school, and not be getting into any trouble (that is, before you start anarchy). The real anarchists hj)šave this, and they take their time with details, but moving swift and silently when it counts. Before you go on to manual 2, i suggest you buy some dark clothes, maybe a ski mask, get repairs on your car (if you have one, make sure its fast) and get ey together (for bail). Most of you are going to stop doing most of the experiments around volume 3, and you probably wont need this stuff, but if you intend on doing common anarchy around the neighborhood for practice, get the dark suit. If you are going to go farther, it means you are probably serious about anarchy (or crazy, dead, or both), and you'll probably need a car (not necessarily though). Oh yes, I forgot to mention one of the most important requirements for an anarchist: Physical fitness. Start today by lifting weights (and losing some if you need to). You have to have strong legs to run, so start jogging, and if you want to go real far, get training in weapons and the martial arts. You aren't always going to have a weapon (not common), so I opt for the martial arts first. Make sure you get your weapons training on your own or from a friend, because if you take a weapons course, consider yourself plastered if they ever find out that you took their course. Well, Do the stuff I mentioned, and as soon as manual 2 comes out, you can start. Be faithful to your exercises, and soon you'll be ready. (> Night Crawler <) (> the <) (> deranged <) Please call these fine systems: Ripco (312-528-5020) 40 meg quick validation! 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