þThe árotherhood of Gíds and âetardsþ ®present¯ "Various Files by Bishop" 06/21/94 -Candy For Your Enemies- Have you ever seen that gum that tastes like fish? Well, these are alot worse...and alot more fun. *Choclate covered ticks* Heres what you'll need: -Choclate -Some blood filled ticks (rip'em off your dog!) -Someone you really dislike This is not a tough one to figure out, get some big old blood inflated ticks and dip them in choclate, let'em ripen for a week...and serve...HeHhEhHeH...YuM. *Cadbury Surprise* Heres what you'll need: -A Cadbury cream egg These things are so nasty, even by themselvs, I was in a Cadbury coma for a week...(Cadbury O.D.) Well, these things are extreemly usefull. First, with the foil still on, slice of the very top of the egg and scoop out the inside (DO NOT INHALE!, hahaha) then simply fill it up with all the vile discusting shit you can find and give it to your pal. (Solid stuff works better than liqued...i.e. HorseRadish works great!) AlsO! If you have some M80's or even some black cats... just shove'm in their and throw it at some one. Ok- BGR is rockin in `94! -BiSHoP- [BGR]*[REM]*[BMG] -Fun With Condoms- By: BiSHoP Despite preventing child birth condoms can be used for a bunch of other things, here are a few ideas. Revenge- Fill one with Mayo and send it to a guy you hate, include a note saying "You forgot this souviner" or something like that...(it helps if they are married.) Pranks- Take one and slip it under your victems door, fill it up with water using a hose...it should get really big and thus, stay under the door...when the victem opens the door...BOOM...water everywhere. Concerts- Just blow one up at a concert and bounce it around... its fun to see if people will touch it. Have fun! and remember, its all fun and games till someone loses an eye! HeHhEhHeH. -BiSHoP BGR`94 =How To Make The Worst Goddamn= -Stinkbombs In The Universe- By: BiSHoP This will make anyone cry, and wish they were dead. Well, not quite...but close. Take a small jar and break an egg in it, stir well and add an equal amount of urine straight from the tap. Now stir well and leave UNCAPPED for 24 hours, (this allows microbes and stuff to fester in the concoction) then replace the cap and put the jar in a safe place. 30 days later...open the jar (gas mask reccomnded) and strain the mixture as best you can into another container. Thats it folks...tell'em BiSHoP sent ya.