Alllll....right. Hey ever wanta just have tons of phun with upperclass pig society.? Sure yah have., Well heres how to have phun in a hotel. I. Choose your victims carefully. The best hotel is one that is holding a convention. Science Fiction and Fantasy ones are ideal and the safest. Well what yah do is dress to blend in with the crowd./conventoioneers. Then yah use yer dress to hide yer "tools"...... "II. The tooles: 1 set of jewlers screwdrivers 1 regular phillips head screwdriver 1 rehgular flat head screwdriver 1 handheld ham radio (optional) 1 cheap touch tomne phone (1 piece) 1 can of floral crystal (Californa C. Crystals) 1000 Jell-o packets 1 bar of sodium metal 100 gelatin capsules 1 box of soap detergent 15 rolls of toilet paper 1 package of ORTHO STUMP KILLER 1 pacjkage of sugar III. Now to prepare take the gel. tabs and put slivers of sodium metal in each one. Make sure this stuff is almost dust. Pack half the tab with it. KEEPS THIS SHIT AWAY FROM WATER. Blow all the excess dust off the tans. Use a vacumn hoover in reverse. Now take equal parts of sugar and stump killer. Melt them together at a low heat on the stove. Pour the liquid into several cans. Insert a piece of tightyly wraped paper into them before the cool. Hide all other things on yah. ESPECIALLY the radio. IV. Now your at the "Con" and yah wanta have some phun with secuirity. Well take yer handy danDy radio and find the channel 'curity is on. Then say something like "Hey guys I need help. We got a disturbance in 604 and I need backup RIGHT away. If they don't reply. Repeat the repeat with more urgancy.This is really phun if someone you hate is either having a party or sex in the room you mentioned. Hehehehe. It's phun. Now at most hotels they have courtesy phones. Now usually there will be a few "empty" modular phone jacks. Well late at night when no ones looking just plug it in and either call Tibetian time if you can or rooms you feel need to be called.Also many Cphones have handset that are Still removable.. Hehehehe. Yah can always yank the whole phone out of the wall and take it home. Now take yer sodium tabs and flush one down ten or so down several toilets.Then GET THE FUCK AWAY!!! The sodiUM tabs will melt and the sodium will explode. So will the toilet. Now take the floral crystals and drop some down drains. Later they expand and clog them up. Also try stuffIng up the toilet so water runs all over the floor. Then spread 4 or so handfulls around the floor. The crystall expand and become quite slippery and hard to clean up. Jello and detergents in the fountain or toilets is very phun. The srewdrivers yah use to undo anything yah can. Then use the cands with that stuff yah cooked up. Light the paper and run. These suckers are strong smokebombs. Also the smoke mighT set off the sprinklers on ALL floors. Make a hasty get away. REMEBER THE TACOMA SHERATON IS FASCIST!! Say This file brought to you by Robert Kennedy, Mirrored Requiem and others like The Slash and Manta. Later.....