******************************************************************************* * * * How to Screw-over public utilities * * * ******************************************************************************* Written By : Billy Heif 80 columns Introduction All of you who have read all of the enlightening Anarchy files out there have SURELY noticed one thing missing. "How to Screw-Over Public Utilities" brings a new light to this art of trashing. This file doesn't contain boxing or anything like that . Except maybe a few references to the Beige Box, or Cheese Box. Part One : Telephone Company The telephone company is probably the one that pays the most attention to what is going on out there. But they have messed on one major thing. THEY NEVER LOCK THE GREEN BOXES. The green boxes are the green boxes along the side of the road, with th e Bell symbol on it. They have about 20 lines running out of them to different houses. You can screw these boxes up very simply.....open it up, take a baseball bat, and smash that sucker to bits, and then close it again. This will most likely knock out all the lines connected to that box and the ones after that box. You should do th is with the larger boxes with the double doors. (you need a hex wrench to open them). Another way of doing this is to take two extra long pieces of stripped wire and wrap them around the separate lines of bolts in the box. This will cross all the lines in the neighborhood. Or else, just take one wire, and connect it inbetween ALL t he bolts inside. Then the people will just get static when the pick up the fone. You can steal a person's line, temporarily, by connecting their bolts, to yours, by two seperate wires. Then you can call out using their line. You have to make sure you take this off after about a night or so, because if Bell finds it, you're dea d. You could hook up the "Blotto Box" to the line out there. You could intercept people's phone calls using the "Beige Box", and crank the people from their own line. Part Two : Cable Company These guys are as stupid as the phone co.. They leave their boxes unlocked too, and every cable wire has a tag with a number on it (address). Which means you can take out a certain person's cable, or else, steal their cable, and switch the tags on the wires. I haven't don't much with this, so goof with it... Part Three : Street Utilities This means the sewer people, and the paving people and that shit. Anyway, you guys can think up things do with it. These things are never really locked up, or anything, so just trash, mostly. Steal the signs too. I have stolen many of those construction lights on the "horses", and sold them. good money. Part Four : Water, Gas, Electricity I don't know. I haven't ever fucked with these. Don't goof with the gas, though, or else you could end up on the moon. Electricity can be disabled, by chopping down a telephone pole or something. And Water can usually be knocked out, if there is a well there. I don't know all the kinds of wells, so goof with it... Conclusion I hope you guys have fun with this, and if you have any additions, leave e-mail at the bbs's mentioned below. Thanks, and watch for more files in the "Destruction" series, by me. DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS......