Top Ten List
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 Top Ten Ways To Tell You're Having a Really Rough Day In BBS Land  
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 10. SysOp changes your handle to "Ima Leech"
  9. Microsoft releases Windows NT, and you're happy
  8. Psych 101 paper gets juxtaposed with alt.sex file from Internet
  7. President of local computer user group marries your sister    
  6. FIDO doesn't like your front-end mailer - and neither does Spot
  5. Your wife finds your GIF collection
  4. National debt pales in comparison to your upload/download ratio
  3. You find your *wife's* GIF collection
  2. Chastised by angry RIME conference host for being off topic
  1. Artificial Intelligence program won't hot chat you