I almost died while I just smoked the best buds out (Tie Budda)

On night about 2.00 pm  me and my friend where just hangin on a street 
corner smokin bongs.  There was a set of traffic lights at the top of 
the street and it was a corner.  After I had smoked my third bud (by 
that time I was pretty FUCKED).  My friend and I see a car come baling 
around the corner staaight through the red light and lost it round the 
corner.  The car almost plowed straight into KFC but before it pulled 
out and it swong around and started to skid and roll in your direction. 
It then stopped rolling and sliding and rapped around a tree.  The tree 
was about 5 metres in front of us and I almost shit my self.  I got " 
Bad Karma Bad Karma " I Fucking shouted.  Slowly a man appears from the 
top of the car bleeding like hell and shouts "FUCK" and falls to the 
ground passout he was drunk out of his mind.  then the pigs (police) 
started to roll up and we split.  That was a once in a lifetime chance 
to see that so smashed Fuck it looked good.