CHAOS IN ANDROMEDA What? They make computer games in Denmark? I guess so; for the most part, Denmark has been more famous for the rampant piracy of _other_ peoples' games than for the production of its own. I'm not sure CHAOS IN ANDROMEDA is adequate compensation, though; a potentially interesting fiction is marred here by a CRPG system we've all seen many times before. (This review is based on the Amiga version) The fiction is that the player has been summoned from people in the future in need of abilities from the past. The problem with the fiction is that the _entire_ manual is organized around it. For instance, the designers don't seem to have it in their hearts to call a floppy disk a floppy disk; in CHAOS IN ANDROMEDA it's a "micro data storage unit," MDSU for short. It only gets worse from there; the first half hour (at least) of coming to terms with the game is a very frustrating, and quite needless, process of translating the "futuristic" jargon back into plain terms so that figuring out how to actually play the game is more likely to occur. The very end of the manual provides an actual 3-page command reference "card," which is all the actual game really needs. And it's that 3-page card that gives the whole lot away. There's just not much to CHAOS IN ANDROMEDA. Configure the main character with the appropriate levels of stats, send him off into the gameworld, Talk, Get, Buy, Fight, etc., etc., etc. Little in the way of story is included in the actual game. A CAPTIVE-like feature provides for some amusement; your character can remote- control some droids at different locations in order to manipulate and prepare objects for your use when you arrive. But that's about it. In order to claim non-violence, everything is translated into the metaphor of "psionics," but it makes little difference; the player mind-blasts enemies and, well, they just wipe out as badly as they would if they were struck with a Halberd+3. Perhaps I have become jaded by seeing one too many CRPGs that set up a marvelous premise, with all sorts of neat names, descriptions of locations, inhabitants, journeys and goals, only to find that actual gameplay consists of an endlessly repetitive series of limited point-and-click actions, which move a limited character animation into and out of a series of endlessly repetitive gray (or heck, even colorful) "rooms," or boxes, all for the sake of finding the Ultimate Box with the Ultimate Object being withheld by the Ultimate Bad Guy. I can stand this kind of assembly-line activity for only so long even when it is ensconced in even the most thoughtful of game designs. When it is encountered in a game which substitutes an over-complex, obtuse story in the manual for an explanation of actual gameplay; and which attempts to provide the illusion of depth by trying to get the player to imagine everything having to do with his computer as being part of the gameworld; and which finally provides an interface and game process that don't even begin to live up to the premises, well, my interest fails entirely. CHAOS IN ANDROMEDA comes on two copyable disks, and will run off of one floppy drive in 512K of RAM on Amiga 1000s, 2000s, and 500s. A mouse is used for interface; no hard-disk support is included. Graphics and sound are both adequate for the game. Perhaps for veteran CRPG players, with patience and much time on their hands, CHAOS IN ANDROMEDA could prove worthy of consideration. At least there were no significant bug problems I could discern during play. And this _does_ seem to be a first design by a young team attempting to break into the world of game design; as such, it's perfectly professional in programming execution. But beyond that, I can't feel particularly excited about CHAOS. Better luck next time! CHAOS IN ANDROMEDA is published and distributed by On-Line Entertainment, Ltd.