Please form two(2) lines: Citizens of the Banana Republic and legal resident aliens to the RIGHT ---> Perform obsequious, proper and fitting obeisance to El Presidente, pay the customary bribe and enter... <--- To the LEFT... Lepers, Scum, Peons, Peasants, Serfs, New Users, et al. Please have your organ donor card available; form a line, single file; take this time to prepare mentally for the body cavity search; please sign and date the standard "Last Will & Testament" you have just received; indicate on your Immigration form whether you prefer the standard or deluxe tour of the dungeons and how you wish your remains to be disposed of; take this opportunity to pay your BR Arrival tax, all major credit cards welcomed; ignore the man behind the curtain; hand your passport to the uniformed Customs official for disposal; smoke 'em if you've got 'em and please note that for today only officially sanctioned "I love Barri, the Banana, to bits!" T-shirts are on sale at an amazing 1.125% discount from the tourist shop in the arrival lounge. +---------------------------------------------------------+ | WELCOME TO THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS AND HAVE A NICE STAY | +---------------------------------------------------------+