ASSOCIATED PRESS -- 12/25/93

RADICAL CHANGES IN IMMIGRATION

BR, News today from The Banana 
Republic BBS on radical changes to 
the Republic's immigration policy.  
A spokesman today confirmed that the 
dictator, El Presidente has opened 
the doors of his BBS to a flood of 
immigrants from several local 
bulletin boards.  Up to 100 places 
for NEW USERS have been reserved on 
the User List.  All potential 
immigrants have been asked to phone 
(???)???-???? as soon as possible so 
that applications can be processed 
without delay.

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