YES SIR! ITS ANOTHER F.I.S.H. F.I.L.E.!!     BY: EZRA GURUFACE & PUNK ROCK GIRL DISCLAIMER: THIS FILE IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY! DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THESE THINGS. IF YOU DO YOU ARE JUST A BIG DUMMY HEAD. WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. HEY CAMPERS! IT'S TIME FOR NUMBER TWO OF THE VANDAL SERIES. (I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD DO IT! WELL YOUR'E WRONG SO HA!)  FUN WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER  _________________ | | | LOVE ME | |_______ _______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |___| FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW A SLEDGE HAMMER IS THE WORKERS BEST FRIEND. IT IS HEAVY AND BIG AND IT SAYS " RUN OR I'LL CRUSH YOU! " (I JUST LOVE EXCLAMATION POINTS! ) THE SLEDGE HAMMER HAS BEEN USED FOR MANY THINGS BUT THE POINT IS ITS A BIG HEAVY WEIGHT AT THE END OF A STICK. IT HAS MONDO LEVERAGE AND OBTAINS MAXIMUM VELOCITY ON ITS WAY INTO, OH.... SAY, A FACE. THESE PUPPIES HAVE MAXIMUM TRASHABILITY BUT SOME JELL-O HEADS DON'T KNOW HOW TO EMPLOY IT CORRECTLY. THESE EASY TO FOLLOW ( YEAH RIGHT) INSTRUCTIONS SHOULD HELP YOU ALONG NICELY. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THE FEELING OF SOMETHING BREAKING UNDER THE FORCE OF A BIG METAL SQUARE THING ON THE END OF A BIG STICK. 1) IS THERE A ROAD BY YOUR HOUSE THAT HAS TONS OF POT HOLES? NO? MAKE ONE! NO MAKE TWO! WELL MAKE....FIVE OR TEN! 2) HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE HOUSING DEVELOPMENT PROJECTS GOING UP LATELY? THEY ARE ANNOYING AND THOSE LOUD FAT MEN WAKE ME UP AT ALL HOURS WITH THERE DURN HAMMERIN'. I LIKE TO JUST GET ME A BIG SLEDGE HAMMER AND SAUNTER ON OVER THAR IN THE DEAD O' THE NIGHT AND JUST VENT MY HATRED ON THERE PRISTEEN SHEET ROCK WALLS. YUM. 3) THE NEIGHBOR HOOD KIDS HAVE A THING WITH BUILDING DAMS ON ANY SMALL MOVING BODY OF WATER THEY CAN SEE. I LIKE TO MOSEY ON OVER THERE AND COMMENT ON THEIR WORK BEFORE I PULP THEIR PETTY DAM INTO GRAVEL AND LET THEM CRY AT ME. I LOVE IT! 4) LOCKPICK= SLEDGEHAMMER. MASTER LOCKS DON'T LAST LONG AGAINST THE FULL FURY OF A HAMMER IN MOTION. 5) DOES YOUR FFRIEND NEED A WINDOW IN HIS ROOM. GIVE HIM ONE! FREE OF CHARGE. 6) I LIKE TO GET SOMETHING GLASS LIKE A TELEVISION AND GET ANGRY WITH IT. TRY PHONES, OR ANY OTHER APPLIANCE. 7) I REALLY HATE ONE OF MY TEACHERS.... SHE HAS SO MANY COMPUTERS.... WOULDN'T IT BE SAD IF SHE ARRIVED TO A BUNCH OF SMOKING PARTS ON A TBLE ONE DAY? 8) CD'S ARE FUN. THEY KIND OF EXPLODE IF YOU DO IT RIGHT. PRACTICE MAKES PERFICT. 9) DOES YOUR CITY HAVE A PARK? DOES THE PARK HAVE A FOUNTAIN? KNOCK A LARGE HOLE IN THE EDGE AND WATCH THE WATER GO BYE BYE. 10) OOF! 11) NAIL YOU MOM IN THE HEAD WHEN SHE IS ON THE PHONE AND SHE WON'T LISTEN TO YOU. 12) MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! SMACK! GURGLE.... 13) YOU KNOW, FOOD REALLY DOES EXPLODE ALL OVER. 14) DISMANTLE A PLAYGROUND. 15) DISMANTLE A CHILD AT THE PLAYGROUND. 16) NEW CONCRETE? NOT ANY MORE! 17) JUST CARRY IT AROUND AT SCHOOL... TO THE MALL.... PEOPLE SEEM TO GIVE YOU MORE ROOM, OR IS IT JUST ME? 18) IS THE DOOR LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE? TOO BAD.... FOR THE DOOR! 19) ITS REALLY FUN TO BUY A COKE AND JUST SMAH IT FLAT. SHAKE IT UP FIRST! 20) ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS YUPPIES? DO THEY HAVE A PLAYHOUSE FOR THEIR KIDS BIGGER THEN YOUR ROOM? KILL IT. HERE ARE ONLY A MERE SAMPLE OF THE HELPFUL USES OF THE SLEDGE HAMMER IN SOCIETY. BE CREATIVE AND MOST OF ALL REMEMBER THE F.I.S.H. MOTTO: " BLOOP " (JUST KIDDING) " ALWAYS HAVE FUN! JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT...." AS ALWAYS YOU CAN MAIL THE F.I.S.H. : EZRA PUNK ROCK GIRL THE INFIDEL THE POTATOE LADY SNORTS JELL-O ( THIS MEANS HE IS TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER ) BUH...