+---------------------------+ ! Formatted 80col of course ! +---------------------------+-------------------------------------------------+ ! How to Construct a ZOOM Tube ! ! ! ! By: The Metallian & ! ! Rat Salade ! +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ! A Metal Communications / Neon Knights Presentation ! +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ! Call these Genocidal Systems... ! ! ! ! /\/\etalland I 10megs/AE/BBS/Cat-Fur.......................[503]538-0761 ! ! /\/\etalland, The Island of Death Cat-Fur...................[808]395-8384 ! ! The 7 Gates of Hell BBS(Base System of Metal Comm)..........[415]697-1320 ! ! /\/\etalland ][ Cat-Fur/BBS.................................[503]253-5300 ! ! /\/\etalland, The Third Dimension...........................[Coming Soon] ! ! /\/\etal AE PW:KILL........................................[201]879-6668 ! ! The Cheese #2 10megs/Cat-Fur/BBS/AE.........................[409]696-7983 ! ! The Mordor 10megs/AE/1200bps only/PW:ZANDAR................[201]528-6467 ! +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ The Zoom Tube, or Beer Bong, is a very usefull instrument in today's living. It simply consists of a tube(we suggest 1inch in diameter, and 2 1/2 feet long), and a funnel. Simply put the funnel on one end of the tube, and presto, you have a Zoom Tub Here is how to use it... Place the funnel on one end of the tube, making sure that it sits pretty tight on the tube. Hold the funnel a little bit lower than the other end of the tube. Poor the beer into the funnel, making sure that the funnel stays lower than the other end. A lot of people have modified this technique, this was the simple design to show you a basic one, so, make soe mods for it! I will include sometime, when I have time, some other designs of the beer bong. Take one(or two or three...) to the next party you go to, believe me, it will be a big hit(no punn intended)! You will find that some people will be a little paranoid to try it, but friends of mine have taken 4 down, and havent puked, or felt sick or Later, The Metallian & Rat Salade