ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Ý±10 Sep 89±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±_ROR_-_ALUCARD_±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Ý Þ° Ý Ý A Þ° Ý The Best Way To Die Ý Þ° Ý (if ya HAD too, eh?) A ßßßßß° Ý Tfile Þ° Ý Written By: Sir Death & Doctor Murdock Distribution Þ° ÜÜÜÜÜ Centere Þ° Ý Þ (I think we wuz loaded....) - RoR - Þ° Ý A Þ_____________________________________________________________________Þ° Ý Þ Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúÞ° ÝÜÜÜÞÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÞ° °°°The°Pirates'°Hollow°-°415/236/2371°°The°Electric°Pub°-°415/236/4380°°°° Note: This is a message posted on the Pirates Hollow when me and Death were discusing the best way we would like to die. We're not saying that we want to die or that you should go do this today....it's just that we we talking about the best way TO die if we had a choice. Lalala....have a Beer! Doctor Murdock #1 1:03 pm Sun Feb 12, 1989 Ok, here it is in a nutshell.... 1. Fast Car = Dodge Daytona or 427 AC Cobra. 2. Leather = Nice smelling Black Leather jacket. Brand New. 3. Rock & Roll = Rock 'N Roll! AC-DC Highway To Hell or Led Zeppelin "Communication Breakdown" 4. Drugs = Shrooms, Acid, some kind of Hallucinagenic drug. 5. Sex = Any girl of your dreams on the noted drug above. (My personal choice would be Samantha Fox or Laruie from my Psych class. Sitting in my lap while I drive, eh hoser?) 6. Fire & Death = The object here is to get as much speed and velocity as possible so your car could actually puncture a Chevron Oil Tank. Instructions : Now once you've gathered these few items (actually NOT that hard...at all.). You then prepare...Put on your leather jacket. Get in your car of choice (shown above, forget the seatbelt, eh?). Put in the AC/DC tape and crank it up to the point that the woofers are almost ripping apart from the bass. And your ears are starting to trickle drops of blood. Take several hits/lines/tabs/peices of your chosen drug, wait a few for it to take a nice effect. By this time your girl should have been ready (women, eh?). So have her get in the car...I'll leave the sexual position up to you. So get in that position. Now comes the interesting part. I assumed that you've had your route all planned by now...into some Oil Tank. Ok, start driving/having sex (same time) and you will begin to pick up speed/orgasm. Is the music cutting through your skull, slowly but surely? Good. Now you see the Tank in sight. Your up to 112mph. Your girl is screaming as she comes to another orgasm. The Tank is getting closer by the second! "HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!" Screams through your speakers, through your ears and eats away at your brain!!!! 212 miles per hour!!! The Tank is almost here!!! You see a green 747 fly through your girlfriends head (drugs do that eh?). 245 (only in the Daytona can this speed be possible). The Tank is here..... Conclusion : You hit the tank at such a velocity that you make it about half way into the tank before it explodes. So your right in the middle of a huge flaming inferno. You and your girl come/cum at the same time. The radio goes, "Hiiiiiighway to He......."...cut off by explosion. At this point you are dead. But your still wondering if your alive (drugs again). I can't tell you what happens next....because I've never died. I hope this help you. This should make "DEATH" alot easier to handle if you think of dying in this way. We've hope you enjoyed this. Written and Composed by, SIR DEATH & DOCTOR MURDOCK X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 The Salted Slug Strange 408-454-9368 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510-527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 Tomorrow's 0rder of Magnitude Finger_Man 415-961-9315 My Dog Bit Jesus Suzanne D'Fault 510-658-8078 New Dork Sublime Demented Pimiento 415-566-0126 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diverse sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X ata for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X