______________________________________________________________ | | | -- Cable Theft Made Easy -- | | | | The title says it all..this phile will teach you the | | quickest and easiest method of pilfering Cable Television! | | | | _| Compiled by: Acid Reign |_ | | | Designed by: Riff Raff | | |______________________________________________________________| ______________________________________________________________________________ (*) An OverView (*) ______________________________________________________________________________ This phile will tell you how to "customize" your television to receive every channel offered by your local Cable Television company without having to build your own cable receiver...in fact, it's so easy, ANYBODY can do it, and it's so obvious, you'll hate yourself for not thinking of it sooner... ______________________________________________________________________________ (*) The Procedure (*) ______________________________________________________________________________ 1. First, call your local Cable Company up and tell them that you want to alter your current subscription by adding on all the other channels offered which you are not currently receiving. 2. Next, wait until you start receiving your "new" channels, and then call your Cable Company back. Tell them you didn't like this new subscription, you don't want to get it anymore, and you would just like to receive the basic package from now on. 3. Once you are off of the phone, disconnect the main cable from your cable box, (NOT the cable that runs from the box to the television set, the one that runs into the cable itself.) Keep this disconnected for two or three days. 4. After a few days, reconnect the cable to the box. You will now receive every channel...free of charge! --------------------------- NOTE: For one billing, you WILL have to pay for the "complete" package...but, after that, you only pay for your new order, the "basic," or "poor man's" package! ______________________________________________________________________________ (*) Why It Works (*) ______________________________________________________________________________ Todays cable boxes are used to unscramble select signals transmitted thru the cable. Your BOX determines which channels you can and which channels you do not receive simply through remote programming from the Cable Company's main computer. So, whenever they change an order, they simply re-program the subscriber's box, (from their office), so that it can decode the new channels' signals. Where, in the past, they only used to send the signals which you had subscribed to, they now send all signals but only let the box decode the selected channels. Therefore, the box, AS IT IS, always has the potential to decode every signal which is sent by the Cable Company. The Cable Company has no way of knowing if their signals ever get thru to your box at all, so, once you have disconnected the cable from your box, the Company will not be in contact with it at all, and therefore will not be able to change its current configuration. Therefore, your Cable Company will THINK that they have changed your box, and, resultantly, THINK that you are only able to receive the basic package, when you really are still receiving your "elite" configuration -- the basic set with all the "pay" stations which you ordered previously, such as HBO, ShowTime, PlayBoy, and CineMax...for free! ______________________________________________________________________________ -Cable Theft- is a TradeMark of DeadMan Operations and Activities, Inc. (K)opyWrong 1986 -- D.O.A. All Rights Phucked ______________________________________________________________________________ (*) This Phile Was Compiled by the Phollowing (*) Acid Reign Riff Raff Sid Vicious Kable Kommie _________________________________________________________________________ This Article was downloaded from the Unet by Dr. Strangelove. If anyone knows anything more about Captain Midnight, let me know; I would like to find this guy. I can be contacted on the Matrix, 415-922-2008 Distributed in part by: Skeleton Crue 510-376-8060 !!Get on the Band Wagon before it RUNS YOU DOWN!! The LAST bastion of abusive thought in ALL of Suburban West Coast! (PHNORD)