;;; -*- LISP -*-
;;; Translated by KLOTZ from MC at 12:33am Thursday, June 11, 1981
;;;   using Fortran.213 running in MacLISP.1914
;;; Lisp translation file: DSK:HUMOR;GOLDI FLISP

;;; Fortran source file:   DSK:HUMOR;GOLDI LOCKS


  ;; Make sure macro support gets loaded

(EVAL-WHEN (EVAL COMPILE)
	   (COND ((NOT (STATUS FEATURE FORTRAN-TRANSLATOR-MACRO-SUPPORT))
		  (LOAD '((DSK FORT) LOADIN COMPLR))
		  (SSTATUS FEATURE FORTRAN-TRANSLATOR-MACRO-SUPPORT))))

  ;; Make sure runtime support gets loaded

(EVAL-WHEN (EVAL LOAD)
	   (COND ((NOT (STATUS FEATURE FORTRAN-TRANSLATOR-RUNTIME-SUPPORT))
		  (LOAD '((DSK FORT) LOADIN RUNTIM))
		  (SSTATUS FEATURE FORTRAN-TRANSLATOR-RUNTIME-SUPPORT))))



;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Translation of "STORY" ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

;;;  SUBROUTINE STORY (GOLDIE)
;;;  BY DAVE VANDERWERF AND LESLIE TUREK
;;;  FROM FROM "TWENTY YEARS IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE, " PUBLISHED
;;;  BY THE MIT SCIENCE FICTION SOCIETY.  (C) 1980 MASSACHUSETTS
;;;  INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY SCIENCE FICTION SOCIETY
;;;  ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE THREE BEARS; A PAPA BEAR, A MAMA BEAR
;;;  AND A BABY BEAR.
;;;  THEY LIVED IN A HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS.  IT HAD A KITCHEN,
;;;  A LIVINGROOM, AND A BEDROOM.
;;;  ONE DAY THE THREE BEARS WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS.
;;;  GOLDILOCKS CAME TO THE BEARS' HOUSE AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN. IN
;;;  THE KITCHEN THERE WERE THREE BOWLS OF PORRIDGE; THE PAPA BEAR'S,
;;;  THE MAMA BEAR'S, AND THE BABY BEAR'S.
;;;  GOLDILOCKS TASTED EACH BOWL OF PORRIDGE. PAPA BEAR'S WAS TOO HOT,
;;;  MAMA BEAR'S WAS TOO COLD, BUT BABY BEAR'S WAS JUST RIGHT AND
;;;  SHE ATE IT ALL UP.
;;;  GOLDILOCKS SAT DOWN ON EACH OF THE BEDS. PAPA BEAR'S WAS TOO HARD,
;;;  MAMA BEAR'S WAS TOO SOFT, BUT BABY BEAR'S WAS JUST RIGHT, SO SHE
;;;  LAY DOWN AND WENT TO SLEEP.

(FORTRAN (STORY GOLDIE SJSTRT)
	(SUBROUTINE
	 (FORTRAN-CALL HARDF BIGF HOTF)
	 (FORMAT STORY-FORMAT-100 
	 |(34H SOMEBODYS BEEN EATING MY PORRIDGE)|)
	 (FORMAT STORY-FORMAT-120 |(21H AND HE ATE IT ALL UP)|)
	 (FORMAT STORY-FORMAT-140 
	 |(35H SOMEBODYS BEEN SITTING IN MY CHAIR)|)
	 (FORMAT STORY-FORMAT-160 |(16H AND HE BROKE IT)|)
	 (FORMAT STORY-FORMAT-180 
	 |(34H SOMEBODYS BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BED)|)
	 (FORMAT STORY-FORMAT-200 |(17H AND THERE SHE IS)|)
	 (REAL BED HARDF BEDB BEDM BEDP BROKEN CHAIR BIGF CHAIRB 
	 CHAIRM CHAIRP PORR HOTF PORRB PORRM PORRP WOODS1 WOODS2 
	 BEDRM BABY PAPA SJSTRT GOLDIE)
	 (INTEGER LVLGRM I LVNGRM KITCHN MAMA)
	 (EQUIVALENCE ((BABY 0.) (MAMA 1.) (BEAR 2.) (PAPA 2.)) 
	 ((BEDRM 0.) (LVNGRM 1.) (HOUSE 2.) (KITCHN 2.)) 
	 ((PORRB 0.) (PORRM 1.) (PORR 2.) (PORRP 2.)) 
	 ((CHAIRB 0.) (CHAIRM 1.) (CHAIR 2.) (CHAIRP 2.)) 
	 ((ACHAIR 0.) (BROKEN 0.)) 
	 ((BEDB 0.) (BEDM 1.) (BEDP 2.) (BED 2.)))
	 (DIMENSION (BED 3.) (CHAIR 3.) (PORR 3.) (WOODS1 100.) 
	 (HOUSE 3.) (WOODS2 100.) (BEAR 3.)))
;;; Subroutine STORY(GOLDIE,SJSTRT)
	(: PAPA 1.0)
	(: MAMA 2.)
	(: BABY 3.0)
	(: KITCHN 0.)
	(: LVNGRM 0.)
	(: BEDRM 0.0)
	(: I 4.)
DO-I-10 
	(: (WOODS2 I) PAPA)
	(: (WOODS2 (PLUS I (MINUS 1.))) (FLOAT MAMA))
	(: (WOODS2 (PLUS I (MINUS 2.))) BABY)
;;;  ALSO WALKING IN ANOTHER PART OF THE WOODS WAS A LITTLE GIRL NAMED
;;;  GOLDILOCKS.
/10 	(: (WOODS2 (PLUS I (MINUS 3.))) 0.0)
	(COND ((LE (: I (1+ I)) 100.) (GO DO-I-10)))
	(: I 4.)
DO-I-20 
	(: (WOODS1 I) GOLDIE)
/20 	(: (WOODS1 (PLUS I (MINUS 1.))) 0.0)
	(COND ((LE (: I (1+ I)) 100.) (GO DO-I-20)))
	(: KITCHN (FIX GOLDIE))
	(: PORRP 1.0)
	(: PORRM 2.0)
	(: PORRB 3.0)
	(: I 1.)
DO-I-30 
	((LAMBDA (TEMP-VAL) 
	 (COND ((MINUSP TEMP-VAL) (GO /30)) 
	 ((ZEROP TEMP-VAL) (GO /40)) (T (GO /30)))) 
	 (+$ (HOTF (PORR I)) (-$ (HOTF SJSTRT))))
/30 ;;; CONTINUE
	(COND ((LE (: I (1+ I)) 3.) (GO DO-I-30)))
	(GO /45)
/40 	(: GOLDIE PORRB)
/45 	(: KITCHN (FIX (+$ (FLOAT KITCHN) (-$ GOLDIE))))
;;;  THEN SHE LEFT THE KITCHEN AND WENT INTO THE LIVING ROOM. THERE SHE
;;;  FOUND THREE CHAIRS; PAPA BEAR'S, MAMA BEAR'S. AND BABY BEAR'S.
	(: LVNGRM (FIX GOLDIE))
	(: CHAIRP 1.0)
	(: CHAIRM 2.0)
	(: CHAIRB 3.0)
	(: I 1.)
DO-I-50 
	((LAMBDA (TEMP-VAL) 
	 (COND ((MINUSP TEMP-VAL) (GO /50)) 
	 ((ZEROP TEMP-VAL) (GO /60)) (T (GO /50)))) 
	 (BIGF (+$ (CHAIR I) (-$ (BIGF SJSTRT)))))
;;;  GOLDILOCKS TRIED EACH OF THE THREE CHAIRS. PAPA BEAR'S WAS TOO BIG,
;;;  MAMA BEAR'S WAS TOO SMALL, BUT BABY BEAR'S WAS JUST RIGHT.  GOLDILOCKS
;;;  SAT DOWN IN BABY BEAR'S CHAIR, BUT SHE WAS TOO HEAVY AND IT BROKE.
	(GO /65)
/60 	(: CHAIRB GOLDIE)
	(: BROKEN 0.0)
/65 	(: LVNGRM (FIX (+$ (FLOAT LVLGRM) (-$ GOLDIE))))
;;;  THEEN SHE LEFT THE LIVING ROOM AND WENT INTO THE BEDROOM.  THERE SHE
;;;  FOUND THREE BEDS; PAPA BEAR'S, MAMA BEAR'S, AND BABY BEAR'S/
	(: BEDRM GOLDIE)
	(: BEDP 1.0)
	(: BEDM 2.0)
	(: BEDB 3.0)
	(: I 1.)
DO-I-70 
	((LAMBDA (TEMP-VAL) 
	 (COND ((MINUSP TEMP-VAL) (GO /70)) 
	 ((ZEROP TEMP-VAL) (GO /80)) (T (GO /70)))) 
	 (+$ (HARDF (BED I)) (-$ (HARDF SJSTRT))))
/70 ;;; CONTINUE
	(COND ((LE (: I (1+ I)) 3.) (GO DO-I-70)))
	(GO /85)
;;;  MEANWHILE... THE BEARS WERE RETURNING FROM THEIR WALK IN THE WOODS.
/80 	(: BEDB GOLDIE)
/85 	(FORTRAN-PAUSE)
;;; CONTINUE
	(: I 1.)
DO-I-90 
	(: (WOODS2 (PLUS 101. (MINUS I))) PAPA)
	(: (WOODS2 (PLUS 102. (MINUS I))) (FLOAT MAMA))
	(: (WOODS2 (PLUS 103. (MINUS I))) BABY)
;;;  THEY REACHED THE HOUSE AND WENT INTO THE KITCHAN AND LOOKED AT THEIR
;;;  BOWLS OF PORRIDGE.  PAPA BEAR SAID, "SOMEBODY'S BEEN EATING MY PORRIDG
;;;  MAMA BEAR SAID, "SOMEBODY'S BEEN EATING MY PORRIDGE."  BABY BEAR SAID,
;;;  "SOMEBODY'S BEEN EATING MY PORRIDGE, AND HE ATE IT ALL UP!"
/90 	(: (WOODS2 (PLUS 104. (MINUS I))) 0.0)
	(COND ((LE (: I (1+ I)) 4.) (GO DO-I-90)))
	(: KITCHN (FIX (+$ PAPA (FLOAT MAMA) BABY)))
	(: I 1.)
DO-I-130 
	(FORTRAN-PRINT 6. STORY-FORMAT-100)
	((LAMBDA (TEMP-VAL) 
	 (COND ((MINUSP TEMP-VAL) (GO /130)) 
	 ((ZEROP TEMP-VAL) (GO /110)) (T (GO /130)))) (+ I (- 3.)))
/110 	(FORTRAN-PRINT 6. STORY-FORMAT-120)
;;;  THEY LEFT THE KITCHEN AND WENT INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
/130 ;;; CONTINUE
	(COND ((LE (: I (1+ I)) 3.) (GO DO-I-130)))
	(: KITCHN 
	 (FIX (+$ (FLOAT KITCHN) (-$ (+$ PAPA (FLOAT MAMA) BABY)))))
;;;  THEY LOOKED AT THEIR CHAIRS.  PAPA BEAR SAID, "SOMEBODY'S BEEN
;;;  SITTING IN MY CHAIR."  MAMA BEAR SAID, "SOMEBODY'S BEEN SITTING IN
;;;  MY CHAIR." BABY BEAR SAID, "SOMEBODY'S BEEN SITTING IN MY CHAIR, AND
;;;  HE BROKE IT!"
	(: LVNGRM (FIX (+$ PAPA (FLOAT MAMA) BABY)))
	(: I 1.)
DO-I-170 
	(FORTRAN-PRINT 6. STORY-FORMAT-140)
	((LAMBDA (TEMP-VAL) 
	 (COND ((MINUSP TEMP-VAL) (GO /170)) 
	 ((ZEROP TEMP-VAL) (GO /150)) (T (GO /170)))) (+ I (- 3.)))
/150 	(FORTRAN-PRINT 6. STORY-FORMAT-160)
;;;  THEY LEFT THE LIVING ROOM AND WENT INTO THE BEDROOM.
/170 ;;; CONTINUE
	(COND ((LE (: I (1+ I)) 3.) (GO DO-I-170)))
	(: LVNGRM 
	 (FIX (+$ (FLOAT LVNGRM) (-$ (+$ PAPA (FLOAT MAMA) BABY)))))
;;;  THEY LOOKED AT THEIR BEDS.  PAPA BEAR SAID, "SOMEBODY'S BEEN
;;;  SLEEPING IN MY BED."  MAMA BEAR SAID, "SOMEBODY'S BEEN SLEEPING
;;;  IN MY BED."  BABY BEAR SAID "SOMEBODY'S BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BEDC AND T
	(: BEDRM (+$ PAPA (FLOAT MAMA) BABY))
	(: I 1.)
DO-I-210 
	(FORTRAN-PRINT 6. STORY-FORMAT-180)
	((LAMBDA (TEMP-VAL) 
	 (COND ((MINUSP TEMP-VAL) (GO /210)) 
	 ((ZEROP TEMP-VAL) (GO /190)) (T (GO /210)))) (+ I (- 3.)))
/190 	(FORTRAN-PRINT 6. STORY-FORMAT-200)
;;;  GOLDILOCKS WOKE UP, AND, SEEING THE BEARS, JUMPED THROUGH THE WINDOW
;;;  AND RAN AWAY THROUGH THE WOODS TO HER HOME.  THE END.
/210 ;;; CONTINUE
	(COND ((LE (: I (1+ I)) 3.) (GO DO-I-210)))
	(: I 2.)
DO-I-220 
	(: (WOODS1 (PLUS 102. (MINUS I))) GOLDIE)
/220 	(: (WOODS2 (PLUS 100. (MINUS I))) 0.0)
	(COND ((LE (: I (+ I 2.)) 100.) (GO DO-I-220)))
	(RETURN T))


;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Translation of "HARDF" ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


(FORTRAN (HARDF BED)
	(SUBROUTINE
	 (REAL HARDF BED))
;;; Subroutine HARDF(BED)
	(: HARDF BED)
	(RETURN T))


;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Translation of "BIGF" ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


(FORTRAN (BIGF CHAIR)
	(SUBROUTINE
	 (REAL BIGF CHAIR))
;;; Subroutine BIGF(CHAIR)
	(: BIGF CHAIR)
	(RETURN T))


;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Translation of "HOTF" ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;