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Feel the screen! Ionic Energy at Your Fingertips! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Best of all, BEST OF ALL, you can use this *GRN* Formula on ANYTHING!! Poker, Roulette, Horses, Dogs, Snakes, Toads, Hollywood :producers -- Yes, ANY picture you can put on this screen can be blown up, real big! Even that Bridge I mentioned back there! I'm talking Guided Imagery!! . , . , :::;' /) - * - BIG DREAM Payoffs!! Again and AGAIN!! - + - (\ `:::: ::' / ) ':` ':` ( \ `:: :' _( (_ _ First, make sure nobody is watching, who _ _) )_ `: : (((\ \> /_> might contest Your Sanity. Then TOUCH <_\ and Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:) =================================================== _/ \_ ============ "By the Profit, Sum, and the Wholly Gross -- Hollywood be thy name!" Copyright 1994 by Mike Jittlov \|/ ____ \|/ And to think i could Send $35 for your free poster! @~/ ,. \~@ be wasting all this Special Thanks to Lirpa Loofs! /_( \__/ )_\ energy on making \__U_/ another movie!