(word processor parameters LM=8, RM=75, TM=2, BM=2) Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501 Sponsored by Vangard Sciences PO BOX 1031 Mesquite, TX 75150 There are ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRICTIONS on duplicating, publishing or distributing the files on KeelyNet except where noted! March 14, 1992 SAFE-FAX.ASC -------------------------------------------------------------------- IMPORTANT RULES FOR SAFE FAX Q: Do I have to be married to have safe fax? A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be before they can fax? A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you master the correct technical details. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q: If I fax myself, will I go blind? A: Certainly not, as far as we can see. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay for fax. Is this legal? A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a "professional" when their needs to fax become too great. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q: Should a cover always be used for faxing? A: Unless you are really sure of the one you're faxing, a cover sheet should be used to insure safe fax. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q: What happens when the wrong buttons get pushed and I fax prematurely? A: Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely when they haven't faxed in a long time. Simply start over. Most people won't mind if you try again. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Page 1 Q: Sometimes when I fax, it's the other person who isn't fully ready, so that faxing doesn't work right. Is there any solution for this? A: There is only one solution here: always be very patient and compassionate with your fax partner. Talk them through it carefully, and apply lots of fax-play before you start. Explain to them the importance of pressing the F Spot before you begin, and show them how to do this for themselves. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q: Recently a completely unwanted fax was transmitted into my office. Does this constitute rape? And if so, can I bring charges and sue the responsible party? Would I be able to collect damages? A: So far our police departments and our justice system do not take fax rape too seriously as a charge, even though we all know that many people suffer greatly from this heinous crime. Concerned citizens are now taking steps to combat fax rape and faxism in all its forms, so write your Congressman and hold on to your evidence. The legal climate surrounding this offense may soon change. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q: I have a personal and business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up? A: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to. * * * * * * * * NOTE: This text, originally posted as "FAXHUMOR," was edited by the current uploader. The latter and his wife have presented well-attended and professionally recognized sex education workshops in many parts of the US and in Canada. They therefore realize that this text could cause offense among some of those concerned with the issues raised by both AIDS and rape. They sincerely apologize to any such individuals but also feel that the need to introduce some note of humor into today's difficult sexual climate outweighs these considerations. -------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have comments or other information relating to such topics as this paper covers, please upload to KeelyNet or send to the Vangard Sciences address as listed on the first page. Thank you for your consideration, interest and support. Jerry W. Decker.........Ron Barker...........Chuck Henderson Vangard Sciences/KeelyNet -------------------------------------------------------------------- If we can be of service, you may contact Jerry at (214) 324-8741 or Ron at (214) 242-9346 -------------------------------------------------------------------- Page 2