A man with no arms and legs in a hole Dug A man with no arms and legs under a car Jack A man with no arms and legs in the garden Pete A man with no arms and legs in the water Bob 2 men with no arms and legs on the window Curt n rod Another man with no arms and legs in a hole Phil what do you call a man on the beach if he has no arms and no legs? sandy what if it's a woman in the ocean? sandy duncan. What do you call a heart patient with no arms or legs in a pool. Bob Newheart. RE: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? How about DICK instead? :) a guy with no arms and no legs with a sea gull on his head: Cliff a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean... BOB a guy with no arms and no legs in Idaho? Spud! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs halfway down Tina Turner's throat? Mike. What do you call the same guy halfway down Linda Lovelace's throat? Dick. *Ducks copies of "Deep Throat" being thrown* What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell. What do you call the same guy in a pond? Skip. What do you call a guy in your mailbox with no arms and no legs? Bill HA! *groan* What do you call A man w/no arms & legs upside down in the endzone? Spike a man with no arms or legs in a bathroom... John What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs on a bar-b-q grill? Frank What do yu call his girlfriend? Patty What do you call a chic w/ only one leg? Ilene What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs on your doorstep? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a fireplace? Bernie And an hour later? Ashley What do you call a man with a wooden head ? Edward. What do you call a man with three wooden heads ? Edward Woodward. What do you call a dog with no legs... ...doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyways. What do you call a dog with short legs and brass balls?? Sparky!! What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag. What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards???? A receding hair line !!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you call a bunch of cattle masturbating... ...beef stroganoff.