THE CONSTITUTION OF LOVE wE, THE LOVERS OF THE HEART, IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT KISS, ENABLE THE MIGHTY HUG, AND TO PROMOTE TO WHOM WE PLEASE, BUT PLEASE THE ONE WE KISS. ARTICLE #1-STATEMENT OF LOVE-THE KISS 1. ON THE HAND---I ADORE YOU 2. ON THE CHEEK---JUST FRIENDS 3. ON THE NECK---I WANT YOU 4. ON THE LIPS---I LOVE YOU 5. ON THE EAR---JUST JOKING 6. ANYWHERE ELSE---DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY!!!!! 7. LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES---KISS ME 8. HANDS ON THE WAIST---I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GO ARTICLE #2-THE THREE STEPS 1. GIRL---IF A BOY GETS TOO FRESH, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAP HIM 2. BOY---IF A GIRL SLAPS YOU, KISS HER 3. BOY AND GIRL---CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'S RUDE TO STARE ARTICLE #3-THE THREE COMMANDMENTS 1. THOU SHALT NOT SQUEEZE TOO HARD 2. THOU SHALT NOT ASK FOR A KISS, THOU SHALT TAKE ONE 3. THOU SHALT KISS ON EVERY OPPORTUNITY ARTICLE #4-MUST 1. AFTER READING THIS, YOU MUST KISS THE PERSON WHO GAVE YOU THIS UNLESS THEY ARE OF THE SAME SEX. REMEMBER... A PEACH IS A PEACH, A PLUM IS A PLUM, A KISS AIN'T A KISS, WITHOUT SOME TONGUE. SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH, AND CLOSE YOUR EYES--- AND GIVE YOUR TONGUE... SOME EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!