... Nobody notices when things go right. ......<-Stealth Tagline ...and then on other days it just rains. ..with this pain in all the diodes down my... .gnorw og... gnorw og... gnorw og nac gnihton .senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY .sevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH .tops eht tih t'nseod dna gnillik sseL :THGIL DUCS :-) :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: This tag-line is in braille :) !!!!!!!! U.S. SUPREME COURT  !!!!!!!!! !!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT !enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE !noitacidem deen uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI !retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH !rorrim a teG !kciuQ !Static Attack ! Pass the Bounce ? thgir siht si ?o? Quit bugging me. ?O? /\O/\ ?retteb notroN ro slootCP Is ?siht gnidaer uoy era yhW "'o.o'" "Easy" is easy to say. '\o.,@o.+:"/~!v <-- Tagline debris. ( ( ( ((( In Stereo ))) ) ) ) ((( Sorry, so metim esIm is placet hesp aces. ))) (((((((((((((((SURROUND SOUND)))))))))))))))) ((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE)))))))) (((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))         (a short musical interlude) (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB! (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it? (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . . (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail, (N)uke... (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it! (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)rash? (A)bort (R)etry (S)ay Kaddish (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System? (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill Noah? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)lam fist on desk? (All opinions expressed solely my own) (background here is really a lo-tech .bmp) (BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer! 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A pessimist complains about noise when opportunity knocks A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. A mind is a terrible thing to taste * A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down. A Blast from the Past! A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot A Crowded Bar A DesiLu Production A Big Mouth Travels Far. A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds... A .QWK is a Day's Adventure. A 100% right of return both ways. A B B --- Anybody But Bush! A Friend in Need is a pain in the neck. A HARD DRIVE is from Cleveland to Cleveland A Philadelphia institution...kind of like Byberry. A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Business Systems Services. A Quinn Martin Production A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon! A Penny Saved Is A Congressional Oversight" A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini. A LAW rocket beats four Aces! A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?! (grin) A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich! A 'language' is a dialect with an army. A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector by frying first. A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. A wholesome mind is wasted potential. A warm beer is better than no beer at all® A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument. A-440 or Fight! A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won. A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won. A waist is a terrible thing to mind.. A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem! A terrible mind is a thing to waste. A tagline goes where? A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first. A thing of shreds and zatches. A thousand pardons... A veritable river of words A truly wise person knows that he knows not. A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well-fed... A SCRATCH? Your arm's off! A Shade Below Neon: not too bright! A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this! A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle. A cranck with armor, will never harm'er. A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is usually the result of bad memory. A closed mouth catches no feet ! A cynic is only a frustrated optimist A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it? A father is a banker provided by nature. A fault recognized is half corrected. A few rigs short of a full shack... A field upgrade,HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. A dirty book is seldom dusty. A day in the life of a message traffic cop... A day without sunshine is like night. A day without sunshine is like night. A find is a terrible thing to waste! A clear conscience is actually a bad memory A VERY small joke, ensign... - Spock A Virus?.. Never! A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot. A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through your skull A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite. A Thousand Points of Broccoli A Smith & Weston bets 4 Aces! A Tagline a day keeps viruses away! A Tale of Two Zitis -Dickens's cookbook A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed. A bug is always wrong .... when arguing with a chicken. A camel is a horse put together by a committee. A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind. A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you. A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A bit crooked, Bruce. Where's Bruce? A black hole is God dividing by zero... AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Aaaahhhhh-CHU! Not Virus, BBS Fever. AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx Abandon all hope, ye who press Enter.... Abolish mornings Abolish anal retentiveness! Abort, Retry, Find another line of work....... ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em! Abortion: Loves Labor Lost Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song. Abstain! or Practice Safe HEX! Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation Academy: A modern school where football is taught. Accept no substitutes! Ach, twas a wee monster in the loch. Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality ACK and you shall receive. Acme replies. ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in orbit!!! ACOUSTIC: What you play pool with. Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC) Actually it is an interplanetary greeting. Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket... Acupuncturists do it with a small prick. Adam to Eve->'I'll wear the plants in this family' Admit it-- you expected to see a copyright notice here. Advertise your business here, and save! Advice is what we ask for when we already know. Advice (noun): the smallest current coin. Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage. After all is said and done, more is said then done. After-math [n], The period following algebra. After Midnight, We're Gonna Let It All Hang Down After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? AFTER HOLIDAY SALE; '92 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE! Age is only a matter of years?? Age Fast - Hire a Consultant! Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Ah-Ha! Caught you stealing my taglines again! Ah, the smell of it... Ah Sir, that Tanker is getting away. Ah, come on, just this one last little feature. Ah fart in your general direction! AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*! Ah' can SPELL, ah' plum can't TYPE wo'd some hoot Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door. Ahead of its time..... Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt? Ahhhh..for those longer tags with the register Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say. Aibohphobia n. - The fear of palindromes Ain't Automation Great! Airbags won't help...when this machine crashes! Alas, a virgin no more: I've lost my Himem... Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards. Alaskan nights are 3 months long, can I sleep late? Albania's export is furious political thought Albatross, get your albatross .... Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phony! Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears Alienation's for the rich. Alienation's for the rich. Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain Dos? Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money" Alive, and simply delighted! All is true given the right premises. All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds. All isms are really wasms. All hope abandon, ye who bounced lots of checks! All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. All good things must come to an e All government is theft, some just steal less All of life is a war. All of the really good taglines are 1 character too lon All right. (shouting) THE CHURCH POLICE !! All "isms" are really "wasms". All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles? All right! Another Earthquake. All people are not people friendly!!!! All politics is based on the indifference of the majority All generalizations are false (this one too) All general statements are false. All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness All Scottish food is based on a dare. All I want is a LITTLE more than I can spend! All I need is some peace & Quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet:-) All I ever think of is hex All I want to know is: WHY ME? All WORK and no play......Ain't the ONLY way! All answers questioned here. All governments thieve, some just steal less All great ideas have been controversial, at one time. All good things must come to an e All generalizations are false (this one too) All beginnings are difficult. All dressed up & nowhere to go. All Generalizations Are False, Generally! All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat? All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. All those updates, and still imperfect!!! All this, and a winning smile, too. All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don't.  All My loving...I will send to you..... All a Borg!!!!!! All this I cannot bear to witness any longer All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? All this beer and only one mouth. All this and brains, too! All stressed out... and no one to choke! All things are difficult before they are easy. All true wisdom is found in taglines. All the kookies are not in the jar All seriousness aside.... All the world's a stage... Now it's intermission! All...Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-) Alms for the poor! Alms for the poor! Alpha testing - CTRL-ALT-DEL, a way of life. Alright! Another Earthquake. ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click) Altered days and Blurry ways............ Altzheimers is very ... ah ... umm ... I forget! Always remove the last screw first. Always say no and you'll never be married. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! Always know where your towel is. Always loses a little bit after its explained Always advise against awkward or affected alliteration. Always loses a little bit after its explained Always store beer in a dark place Always tell her she is beautiful. Am I pleased or frightened? Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair? Am I a ZAPF Dingbat? V^\_o^o_/^V Ambivalent? Maybe I am and maybe I'm not ... America, where you park on the driveway! America trusts us. America's Five Worst Words: Dan, I Don't Feel Well American Society for Zero Defects Amiga -> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow. Amnesia rules - O Amsterdam, the motherland of small rodents An equal opportunity flamethrower. An expert is someone from out of town. An honest politician is one who STAYS bought! An empty bus travels fast. An electrical engineer deals with current events An informer should be hanged by his tongue. An improper mind is a perpetual feast. An idea is a curious thing. It won't work unless you do. An Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards An Electrician gets into people's shorts! An Elephant. A mouse built to government spec An Elephant. A mouse built to government specs An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket. An argument isn't just contradiction. An after debt experience requires use of scissors. An elephant is a mouse with an operating sys. An open mind gathers no dust. An x-spurt is an unknown drip under pressure An original Tag-Line! An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over molehills An ow du I get dis gloo bottle out of my noz? An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction. An ounce of emotion equals a ton of facts. Anarchy, No rules - OK? Anarchy is against the law. Anarchy Unlimited Anates tuas in acie instrue. And as we wind on down the road.... And all of the signs were right there on your face And Uncle jerome said,"So shut up already." And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made? And That alone is. And it's readily apparent that... And in the news: Check out the next message. And it's readily apparent that... And have buttered scones for tea. And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it. And Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r, and there was light! And Adam asked "What's a Headache?" And I thought *I* had problems! And I always thought Bonapetite was a small.. And Now for something Really Amazing! - Bullwinkle And I'll try not to sing out of key... And I though this was going to be simple.... And THIS is your computer on drugs... And keep your @¶ß! dirty words the %!$ outta here And the number of the counting shall be three. And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm' And then Adam said, 'What's a headache?' And the bit goes on... And many MILES to go before I sleep. And then there was one. And there are plenty of opportunities And then God said, No, a BUD light! And then she pressed the ctrl key... And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have... And, as I end the refrain, THRUST HOME! And, they taste like the toilet seats too! And you ask my why I love her And you hate Taglines? And there are plenty of opportunities And there was much rejoicing. And then the earth exploded.... And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL! And the Cartoon menace was no more.... And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference. And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz! And now a word from our sponsor. And now... The Larch. And now a word from the NULL device... And now for something completely different... And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe she will! And now here's something we hope you'll really like And some fell upon stony ground and had no THC at all. And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo! And so it ends? And that's a wrap! And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets wormed! And so it goes! And sometimes the bear eats you. And... she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip... Anderson is a common name but 'Chang' is much more common. Angry Candy leaves a bittersweet taste. Animals are your friends. But they won't drive you home. Anita Hill:When sh*t happens,tell everyone 10 years later Ankle deep in the DNA pool ... Anna one, anna two.. hit it boyz... Annual shots will protect FIDO from Disease ! ---Anonymous Tagline Another victim of Modem Addictus Another Bizarre Doughnut Reference Another day.. Another job hopelessly botched... Another lazy day rolls by and yet I hear no reply... Another exploration in the black hole of time Another day.. Another job hopelessly botched... Another Bizzare Doughnut Reference Another Politically Correct Reply from ... Another Politically Incorrect Reply from ... Another @$%^%*&^&* Tagline!!!! Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval ANSI is a person who can't sit still. Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free. Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free! Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer. Antlers in the Treetops - By Hugh Goos deMoos Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature. Any questions ? Any given program will expand to fill available memory Any offense taken is *only* in the mind of the offended. ;-) Any given program, once working, is obsolete! Anybody heard of a meme??? Anybody want to buy a used cold? Anybody got a magnet? Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. Anyone not wearing 2,000,000 sunblock is gonna have a REAL BAD DAY. Anyone who can't cope with math is not fully human Anyone can hate. it costs to love. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Anything U can conceive and believe U can achieve. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well. Anything once assembled, will fall apart. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing. Anything goes (well, sorta). Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anywhere You Go ... There You Are ! Anywhere's a better place to be... Apathy Society canceled due to no-shows. Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Apathy Society cancelled due to no-shows. Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush. Approved, but not funded. Apt natural. I have a gub. Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up? Are you going to sleep at all tonight?! Are you a Photometric Polytechnic graduate? Are you SURE it's plugged in? Are you sure? Were not in Kansas anymore, Toto? Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head? Are you sure the "Insert" key doesn't mean Are you wearing a condom? Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Are you ready for the Lord Jesus to come back? Are you part of the problem, or part of the solution? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are humans good to eat Daddy? Are dog biscuits made from collie flour? Are beer commercials great or what? Are we having fun yet? Are we THERE yet? Are you out of my mind? Are you going to sleep at all tonight?! Are you a computer friendly user? Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??!? Are we live or on tape? Aren't you Glad you found NetUsers? :-) ARF, ARF, ARF ARF ARF!!! Argue with yourself and LOSE???-- PROBLEM!!. Aries' ram whenever possible Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Arsonists of the world, ignite! Art is not to be looked at - art is looking at us. Artery............ The study of fine paintings. Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. As my grandfather had said in his last words, A TRUCK! As long as its not a _glass_ eye... As pure as Jim Bakker himself. As regards computering, Murphy was an optomist. As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along fine. As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily. As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no leaders. As for cats being from this planet, I don't think ANY of them are. As I said before, I never repeat myself. As U C, I have a fetish for abbr.'s! As King Arthur said: Some days it all seems so feudal. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing! As flames run rampant on the net, I state my disclaimer: ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!! ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies. ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI ASCII and you shall receive --Z. Modem Ask not for whom the bell tolls;let the machine get it! Ask not for whom the Tell bowls... Ask for it by name. Ask me about my vow of silence. Asphalt: rectal trouble. Astrakhan: The covert art of observing beauty in motion. Astrology is God's science. Astronomers do it with Uranus. At last! Perot actually makes a decision... At the half: Bears 16 - Tourists 0. At right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector. At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE. At a nude wedding everybody can see who the bestman is. AT&T Sub-space: The next best thing to beaming there. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron! Atoms of the World, UNITE (whoops, too late) Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer! Attack of the Killer Taglines (PG-13) ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo. Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy Aural Sex produces eargasms Autoexec: Snooooozzzzzzze Auuuuuuggugggg. There. I feel much better. Avalanche or roadblock, I was a snowball in hell. Avenge the death of the working class! Avert misunderstanding by calm poise and balance. Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code! Avoid tunnel vision: Wear blindfold in tunnel Avoid reality at all costs! Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machinery after use. Avoid reality at all costs! Avoid Hangovers.... Stay Drunk. Avoid fire, flame, or smoking during use. Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien! Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves? AWWW, come on, just this one last little feature. Awwww its just a Harmless little Tagline! Aye carrumba! No Simpsons conference on this board! B@ This tagline made backwards by Tag O' The Day B@ Why can't you see things my way? B@ Something is VERY wrong here! B.A.D.D. - Brotherhood Against Dink Doers B.M. = Bowel Movement OR = Brian Mulroney Babes are like roads. Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it. Baby Sitters: girls you hire to watch your Tv. Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies... BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points Bachelor: one who is footloose & fiance free! Back in the saddle again... Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find Reverse ! Back off man! I'm a programmer... Backing up does not cause severe tire damage... Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (D)etonate Backup not found: I might as well kill myself now... Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)ryalot Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak Out! Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (s)uicide Backup not found: (A)bort (P)anic (D)iarrhea. Backup not found....(A)bort (R)etry (S)oil pants Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria. Bad or missing sysop Bad times for virii -> Bad habits? I have nun. Bad command or file name..STUPID! Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol? Bad command or file name. Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay.... BAD TO THE BONE I'M BABABABAD TO THE BONE ! BADGERS? We don't need no steenking BADGERS!-- Raul, _UHF_ Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Baghdad is Arabic for molten glass... Bailiff, whack his peepee! Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go! Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair. Balls said the Queen,If I had them Id be King Bang! I'm dead! Bang! goes the kanga off the bonnet of the van... Banish me to Babbledegook! No, No! I DID my time! Bankers do it with interest. Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia. Banned in 34 countries. Barfingnewgen: German Car Sickness. Bargain Tagline (no message). Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails. Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA! Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's misery. Basic programmers never die, they gosub and don't return. BASIC Lives.... BASIC By All Standards It's Changing Batch files? No, but here's a nice batch of cookies. Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches! Batman is a menace to society... Batteries not included. Baud, James Baud. - famous British spy/modemer BBS, American style. BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days work BBSing is a Maalox Moment Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, I'm hunting tagwines ! Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT! Be a better shrink and the world will beat a psychopath to your door. Be alert - This country needs lerts. Be safe: Use smoke detectors OR Sleep with a firefighter Be alert. The world needs more lerts. Be self-reliant and your success is assured. Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent. Be nice or be nuked. Be safe. Use a condom. Be careful what you ask for - you may get it! Be excellent to each other & Party On, Dudes. Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground! Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly. Be creative - invent a perversion! Beam me aboard, Scotty!" -- "A 2 x 4, Sir? Beam me up Scotty, it just ate my phaser! Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!! Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this BBS! Beam me up Scotty. Beans are the musical fruit Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's yellow! Bearded Clams? HAH!! I've never seen one! Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat... (Ramones) Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon! Beat me, whip me, make me read my mail online. Beat me. Whip me. Make me write bad taglines. Beautify America - Deport Congress! Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone. Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume. Beauty is just a light switch away...'click!' Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Beaver Cleaver has an edible complex Because it's there. Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work. Because nothing else comes close. Become a programmer and never see the world!! Bed her late than never. Bedfellows make strange politicians. Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey! Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me?? Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System. Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash.... Beer, Wine and Women --- Is't Life Great !!! Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz.... Beer overdose... SHutting User off till bubbling stops... Beer is Better: Beer is always in season. Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work. Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesticides Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat. BEER ... It's not just for Breakfast anymore! Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore! Beercan Located. Operator Loaded. BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Before calling Tech Support, ask the Guru Before you start anything, make sure you can finis Behead a Moderator for Allah! Behead a Lawyer for Allah! Beheading: The ultimate loss of face. Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every successful man is an exhausted woman Behind every successful woman - herself. Behind every great man is his BUTT. Being normal isn't one of my strengths. BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot.. Belfry: The directory for .BAT files! Bell announces, FREE call waitiØng“æØ*¥8>Ÿ BELL RATES: pay an arm & leg to use an ear & mouth Benign............ What you are after you be eight. Bequeath your wheels to some destitute vehicle. Besides, friends don't let friends buy Seagates. Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp. Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer. Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse. Beta bashing - a way of life for demented people Beta-testers do it for free. BETA TESTERS WHO LIE! On the next Geraldo... Betcha Bo don't know SALT! Better taglines through confiscation. Better than the Other Leading National Brand... Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried. Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth. Beware of quantum ducks: quark, quark. Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers Beware of quantum ducks--Quark, quark! Beware the man who fears you. Beware of exploding penguins! Beware of cheap JH Junior imitations. Beware the grammar / Spelling Gestapo. Beware the man who fears you. Beware of Geeks Bearing .GIF's... Beware of the powermonging InterLink Moderators. Beware the shadows, for they are...ARRGHH! Beware of geeks bearing GIFs. Beware! The tagline thief lurks in the depths of _____Net! Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension. Big or small We tax them all. Big Brother is watching you! BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices! Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing. Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing. Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: The same idea... Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene Bigfoot Boogies On Down Bigfoot Goes High Society Bigfoot Puts on the Dog Bigfoots With Dirty Faces Biker Nuns From Hell - on the next Geraldo! Billions and billions served (and lived). Binkley without mail is like a scooter without wheels! Biochemists wear designer genes. Biology grows on you. Bios City, where Fatman leaves his mark! Birdmodem: ZRCHRP Received. Sending SEEDS.LZH Birds of prey know they're cool. Bit Decay!? Yo— say ˜ou h†ve B‹Â Dî‡ay¨ Bit Decay!? Yo— say ˜ou h†ve B‹Â Dî‡ay¨ BITCHENAID - It's like the best mixer, dude. Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on! Black holes happened when God divided by zero. Blackouts are Not unscheduled midweek vacations. Blah, blah, blah... Blame your maker or blame yourself, but don't blame me! Bless me father for I have SIMMed. Blockade?? What blockade??! Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens. Blondes: Legal Handicapped Parking Permits Blood on the Hurdle - By Wun Hung Low. Blood is thicker than water, and tastier. Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid. Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better too! Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder. Blowers good, paper baaad... -Dana Carvey Bo Derek thinks we're a bunch of airheads. Bo KNOWS Needlepoint Bodily Functions: Make room for more beer. Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel Bonds almost instantly! Boogers on the Wall-By the twin writers, Pickem & Flickem Boop Boop Bee Boop - Betty Boop Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPANY Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH! Bottle 'o wine, fruit 'o the vine ... Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible. Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG! Boy, am I glad it's only 1971... Boy: A noise with dirt on it. Boy! This is Fun and inxepensive too. Boycott EXXON... get a horse! Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo! Boycott meat - beat a vegetable. Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men. Brain damage? No thanks, I have some already. Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow. Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some. Braniff ran OS/2 Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore... Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69. Breast fed: A female FBI agent. Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. Brian! Come on, let's go to the stoning. Brighter than Cindi Lauper. But then, what isn't? Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG! Bring back REAL monster movies! Bring back Max Headroom! Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech. Bring order to your life, use random numbers. Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATELY. Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flungdung. Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flung Pooh Brown spots in the Desert- By Squat and Leavit BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side order of silly expressions. :) BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it! Bubbles in the Bath - By Verewynn de Bottam Budget the luxuries first! Bug free, cheap, or on time. Pick two. Bugs are Sons of Glitches! Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features! BUGS???? I'll get them....STOMP! Bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it. Build a watch in 179 easy steps -by C. Forsberg. Building Bigger and Better Hangovers Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech. Bullsh...I mean, El Toro Crappo Bumper Sticker: 'TO ALL VIRGIN'S THANKS FOR NOTHING'. Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity Burn a flag for freedom Burn a flag=free speech. Burn a cross=hate crime. Burning down the house ! Burp!......(well it COULD have been worse!) Bush.sys corrupt, recommend optimizing politics Bush:like Reagan without the acting ability! BUSHPILOTS do it out of sight......... Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat. Busy little fingers leads to trouble... -But I received the operational signal again! But officer, I was only going 10 MIPS! But the cow CHIP is organic.... But my little voice TOLD me to do it! But Officer the Tree didn't give way to the Right.. But where's the disposable crewman? But then again, what the heck do I know! But the initial objective was to drain the swamp! But you can sure get nothing for something! But I received the operational signal again! But I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!! But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus! But I thought YOU did the backups! But I was just getting interested! But I'm feeling MUCH better now! Buy Yugoslavian Wars Bonds! Buy a HST and keep Ma Bell in business! Buy in haste, repair at leisure Buy American BUY AMERICAN. (This tagline made in Japan.) By Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken. By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME Bytebrothers..children of the ARCLITE! C code run. Run code run! C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C Code, C Code run, Run Code Run ! *Please* Run Code ! C :The power of Asm w/the flexibility of Asm C -- It isn't just for breakfast anymore. C: The power of Assembly with its flexibility C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <ÄÄÄÙ C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN :-) C'mon, George, tell me about the contras again, George, huh? Huh? C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on .. CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz. CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. CA Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11. Cache me if you can . . . Caches to caches, DOS to DOS... Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome. Caffeine makes the world go round. California does have its faults. Call me back so I can hang up on you! Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min) Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ... Call for the captain ashore, I wanna go home. Call Barf Construction, and we'll throw it up! Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute. Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up. Call the Men of Science. Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extreme violence. Calling ALL Ansi-Phreaks! Come out, come out! Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee. Campus Crusade for KALI! Can I go to prison for this? Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?? Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it? Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks? Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court? Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks? Can you believe that thing is STILL moving? Can you repeat the part after 'Listen very carefully'? Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins. Can a blue man sing the whites? Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance? Can't underestimate the power of fear. Can't live with her, without her, or SHOOT her! Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded Can't get this drive to backup, forward only operation. Can't see it? It IS there, using Stealth technology. CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FEAR Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?> Canadian wildlife found here. Candygram for Mongo. Mongo LIKE candy! Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? Cant expect to keep them on the farm after theyve seen Paris. Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin! Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella. Captain Kirk: We come in peace. Shoot to kill. Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris. Captain, this board seems highly illogical. Car pooling - By Sharif d'Ride Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR! Careful what you think you want, you may get it. Carefully avoid anything said to be NEATO! Carpe that diem sucker! Carpenter's Rule: Cut to fit; beat into place. Carpenters are just plane folks. Carrier Landing - Most Fun Possible with pants on! CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind! Castrate - the hotel rate for actors. Cat (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem. CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here... Catch the wave, or don't. See if we care. Catgut [n], My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens. Catholic girls, in the little white dress Catholic girls... send me a dozen! Cats Know Their Rights. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled. Cause I love my ol' tag... Cause of Death: CRC Error Caution PET XING Caution, Student BBS'er at the Wheel... CAUTION--The Users Bite Caution: This stuff is addictive... Caution: This tagline stops for page breaks. Caution: Contents under pressure! Caution: High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE Caution! - BUG Bashing in progress - Caution! Celebrate Earth Day Celibacy is not inherited Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary. Cement shoes, dirt cheap. Ask for Guido. Cereal port 1 error......... Cereal port 1 error, frosted flakes NOT found! Certified Rocket Scientist Certified Debugger = VW Mechanic with Inspection License Chain Tagline: Now stolen [7] times. Charlie Don't Surf. Chastity - most unnatural of the perversions CHASTITY: The most unnatural of sexual perversions. Check your hormones at the door. THANKS -The Management Check for *.bat's in your c:\belfry\ ! Cheese can be your friend! Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators. Chicken Little only has to be right once. Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs. Chile today. Hot tamale. Chinese restaurant called 'Hung Far Lo'.  Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...  Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ... Chit chat and drivel unwelcome here Chizboiger, Chizboiger, Pepsi, Pepsi!! Choose your friends carefully - Y. Arafat Choosy users choose GIF! Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice 10:1 Choosy voyeurs choose .GIF! þ Christina Applegate Fan Club -- Go Kelly Bundy! Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers: DEC 25, OCT 31 Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. Ciao .. Adieu .. Hasta luego .. Goodbye .. Aloha .. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Circular logic will only get you dizzy. Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 2400 in an HST lane. City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em. Civil War Firearms - By Captain Ball Civilization is fun! Anyway, it keeps me busy!! Classes NOW Forming! BIG demand for Petroleum Transfer Enginneers Click mousie...Drag mousie...KILL! KILL! KILL! Muwwahahahah! Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines! Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get. Clones are people two. Close your eyes and press escape three times. Close cover before striking. Close your eyes and press escape three times. Closed captioned for the hearing impaired. Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language. COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck Code run. Run code run! Coffee not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)all asleep Coffee--the beans from Hell!! COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep. Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam. Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam. Cogito Ergo Boom == Smart Bomb!!! Coitus Interruptus. Emission Impossible. Coke or Pepsi....you decide !! Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage Colic............. A sheepdog. College isn't the place to go for ideas. Color slide viewing cures insomnia Comb your hair...you look dreadful! Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away! Comfortable truth, isn't. Coming soon - VAPORWARE III - It's a real gas!! Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows. Coming soon to a calendar near you, Monday! Coming soon to a universe near you! Coming Soon: Dvorak's Guide to Offline Readers Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo! Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin! Coming soon: New Taglines! Command Interpreter Bad or Missing... Committee: A group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Committee:Life form with six or more legs and no brain Committing suicide in Newark is redundant. Common sense ain't so common Communism is like one big phone company. Communists are now more legal in NYC than Kiev! Compiled by: Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY. ($349/min) Complex problems have simple, wrong answers. Complexity isn't the answer-it's the problem! Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company. CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now... CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now... Compute Safe! Use McAfee! Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes.. Computer Geek Modem Romance - On Oprah!!! Computer Science? Army Intelligence? Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########' Computer missing, notify SysOp! Computer Chat on Vision Cable Ch24 - Weds 7:35pm Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS! Computer models of computer conferences. Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS! Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that harddrive space. Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes.. Computer Geek Modem Romance - On Oprah!!! Computer not found.. (A)bort (R)etry (F)^&K IT! Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light. Computer,load program 9 -- Execute Computer,load program 9 -- Execute Computers can never replace human stupidity. Computers don't get mad...they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND] Computers also eliminate spare time. Computers ARE the future. Oh the future looks grim! Computers can't cook omelettes, even if asked Computing is a terminal disease..... CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress CONFLICT: Answering the mail...Doing the housework Conformity obstructs progress. Confuse people: Quote from the wrong message CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT! Congenital........ Friendly. Congress is full of crooks, theives and bandits. Congressional National Bank. Ours bounce higher and farther! Conlige suspectos semper habitos. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Considered by many. Constant change is here to stay. Constants aren't; variables don't. Constants aren't; variables don't. Constipation is the thief of time. Constipation - By Sid Ondapott Constructive criticism is so rare. Contains less than 2% U.S. RDA for this echo Contents may settle during shipment. Control-Alt-Buy-Sell Conventional wisdom, isn't. Conversation enriches the understanding, Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0! Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ... Cooks? what we need are engineers Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research. Copy editors do it with style. Copy editors do it with style. Copy org.asm+waitand.c+donot.pas loony.bin Copywight 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it. Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!! Cosmetics: preventing men from reading between the lines Cosmic Thing. Could I have a drug overdose? Counselar Troi, please report to my room. Clothing optional. Courteous And Efficient Self-Service. Cover me. I'm going to change lanes. Cover your stump before you hump. Cpl. Paterson is a COWARD! CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?) Cranial Rectalitis - the disease of being a butthead! Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 Crash Course In Brain Surgery Crash! P)anic, S)uicide, K)ill bystanders? Crayola presents a new color! TARDIS BLUE!!! Cream rises to the top......so do dead fish. Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior exec Created by Female Gynecologists who knew what they were doing. Creativity is the recombination of the elements of life. Creditors have much better memories than debtors. Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em! Crewman Green, step on that rock! Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gads, I love Congress! Crime does not pay, as well as politics. Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. Cripes, Saddam, I thought you said SHORT oil! Crispy outside, tender inside. Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship. Crop Circles: The work of a cereal killer? Crossing Rivers - By Bridget Fast Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight Cthulhu saves--in case he's hungry later Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all. Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers won't give you a hangover. Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories. CUESLIX - Pool players favorite cereal Cum on feel the NOIZE! --Twisted Sister Cures For Impotence - By Hugh G. Rection Current Protocol: None Selected Curses! Flamed Again --me Cut, Paste, Color, Delete... Cut me young, cut me deep! Cute and definitely huggable.....right! Cutting remarks don't cut any ice. Cyberdine Systems, by which others will be judged. CyberSpace Forever! D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place? Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem? Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean Daddy, what's that weird-looking man doing over there? Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean?? Daffynitions #46 - Fog: The air apparent. Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless its on a plate! Dahmer sing's, My bologna has first name, Dahmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food. Dain Bramaged. DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia. Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer. Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective! Dammit, Jim! I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman! Damn, another mutation! Damn the documentation. Full speed ahead! DAMN, we're good. Dan Quayle's library burned.....both books destroyed. Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents. Dang! My drive ate the Origin Line... Danger. Serious confusion has arisen. DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. Dangerous exercise: Jumping to conclusions. DARE to be Kaotic. Darn wizards anyways! Darn, No good Taglines To Steal! Darn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs Darn. I thought sysoping was a hobby. Darn! Those palm trees are blocking my view of the Gulf! Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddy Wookie! Data uses Energizers! His mouth keeps going...and going.. Database (n.) more information than you'll ever need. Dave Barry's home away from home. DAVE . . . MY MIND IS GOING DAVE, I REALLY THINK I'M ENTITLED TO AN ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION DAVE - STOP David Duke - A Nazi in Conservative Clothing! David Coperfield with one P? David Lee Roth thinks we're much too loud. Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken. Daytona Beach: 'I've fallen.....and can't reach my beer!' De agony of delete . . . ! Deaf? Call 1-800-HEARING for free information. Dear Satan, Give me Drugs - William Bennett Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down" Death is nature's way of recycling human beings. Death is not the end; there remains the litigation - AB Debate is the death of conversation. Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff?? Deep down I'm really shallow. Default origin line Defeat may test you. It need not stop you. Define Life: Mail. DELETE TAGLINE.MR Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof! Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. DENIAL: [D]on't [E]ven k[N]ow [I] [A]m [L]ying Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Dermatologists make rash judgments. Descriptions of Heaven - By Pearly Gates Design flaws travel in groups. Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers. Despair: an extra tire in de trunk. Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe... Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans! Did superman check the coin return slot in phone booths? Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? Did somebody fire a phaser in here? Did you install the Write Only Memory? Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza? Did somebody say 'Mattress' to Mr. Lambert? Did Mr. Bell expect this?? Did I do an INCORRECT THING?? Did I just step on someones toes again?? Did I make my point yet??? Did I write this drivel? Did Its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow? Did DSZ Intend THAT As Documentation ?¨ Did you know 'gullible' IS in the dictionary? Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?? Didn't I see you on America's Most Wanted?? Didn't I buy a '51 Packard from you in Cairo??? Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton? Dieting Made Easy - By Ann O'Rexic Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Digital Lawrence Welk: A One ann-a Zero ..... Digital circuits are made from analog parts. DIGITAL had what? When? Dilate............ To live long. 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Do be do be do - Sinatra Do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea... Do dyslexic geese fly North for the winter? Do expect me to talk?No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die! Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped? Do artificial plants need artificial water? Do That To Me One More Time! Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball Do NOT try this stunt on your PC! Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps Do Quarter Horses have only one leg? Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk? DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality. Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty medicine! Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are Better :) Doctor, my brain hurts! Dodger Good Buddy, Over and Out. Does Venus have an Earth probe? Does anybody know what's going on? Does Charles Yates wear a civil suit? Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table? Does Commander Data have an over byte? Does bouncing count? Does 'Bad FAT' mean disk has high cholesterol??? Does Charles Yates wear a civil suit? Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines? Does your MOM know you're reading this filth? Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies? Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie? Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Does our economy move like a cancer now? Doesn't look like his mother....could be his sister.... Doesn't she have ANYTHING better to do? Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Dog-gone-it Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Magician! Dogmas breed litters of stigmas. Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. Doing away with God (is) to cease to be a man Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits Dolores capitis non fero. Eos do. Don't eat the yellow snow! Don't even think of putting a tagline here. Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline. Don't eat meadow muffins. Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!! Don't itch for what you don't intend to scratch. 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DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse. DOS Tip #213-Add DEVICE=C:\EXXON.SYS to ruin your envir DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck DOS = Doesen't Opperate Swiftly DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself! Double your dipoles. Double your flux. Doubt grows with knowledge. Doubt is the beginning of wisdom Doubt grows with knowledge Down the Flagpole - By Dick Burns Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished Dr. Procter sez: If ya got shingles, put 'em on the roof! Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. Discussion? Dr. Proctor Sez: Beer...it's not just for breakfast.. Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper. Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!! Draw this Peanut, become a senator. Draw your salary before spending it. Dreadful. Truly dreadful. But you love it, don't you? Drifting farther every day. Drinking Kills Brain cells, But just the weak one... Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob. Drip....Drip....Drip! Drive on Parkway.Park on Driveway. America! Drive Offensively! - American AutoDuel Association Drives used below the equator spin backwards, don't cha know. Drop your Carrier! We have you surrounded! Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile. Drummed to Death - By Dee Bugit DSZ Super8k Xmodem-The good,the bad &the ugly DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ Duh, who put the lights out? Dum spiro spero -- As long as I breathe I hope Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me. Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes! Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewis Dust-balls - The cheap man's tribble. DV has a KB mouse: BigFatHairy Deal! Dyslexia rules KO. Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa...News at 11 Dyslexic Agnostics Society Discussion Topic: Is Dog Dead? Dyslexic Atheist's believe 'There is no Dog' Dyslexics of the world, untie! Dyslexics have more fnu. ---For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. I dunno  Mighty Mouse will save the day......   So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Mexico   So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Iowa  --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--  There is more to reality than meets the eye  ----------This Tagline is blank to save space------------  This side up  This is off-center --X-- : You are Here HS/LINK Faster in more way than ONE ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Okay, where do I sign? ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÞÞ³³ÝÞ³Þ³³³ÝÝÞ Generic Tagline