R.I.P. SLMR 1990-1992 Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car! Radioactive cats are very, very HOT! Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile Ragchewers do not squeeze everyone else off. Rails - - NOT Trails Rain: The gods are washing their windows. Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down. Raise ducks for a quack profit. Raise your IQ-----Eat Mensans. Raise hell with politicians. They make the laws. RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure! RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory Random answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free Rape!! The world has been Saddamized by Iraq! Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart. Rated Number One by Top Gynecologists... Rats! My fiwer must have slipped Ray, take care of this! Razzle needs Dazzle or it's too onesided. Reach out & GREP someone! Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you. Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening. Read the manual? Why, whatever for? Read Chapter 1. Quiz on Monday!  Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! Reader not found..., please notify tagline. Readers beware: I don't know what I'm saying. Real men write self-modifying code Real computer users do it on the command line. Real men don't set for Stun!! Real programmers aren't. Real computer users used core! Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH! Real programmers don't change light bulbs. Real programmers don't use flowcharts.] Real men don't use thesauruses. REAL programmers can use copy con program.exe REAL processors don't have segments. Real_men_don't_need_spacebars. Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur. Reality is for wimps! Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency. Reality is for people who can't face science fiction. Reality is that part of imagination we all agree on. Reality is just another illusion. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Reality-meter: Empty[\.....]Full Reality isn't -- yet. Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid. Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so... Reality is for people who can't face science fiction. Reality.sys Corrupted. Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q) Reality? I'll only go as a tourist! Really get stoned, drink wet cement... RECTUM?! Darn near KILLED him!!! Recursive, adj.; see Recursive Recursive (r-kr-sv) adj. See 'recursive.' Recycle! Today's Garbage is Tomorrow's America Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned... Red Alert! RED ALERT! Tagline Being Stolen! Shields Up! Arm Phasers! Reduce your i.o.u. to i.r.s with an i.r.a. Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing! Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car. Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. Relativity all depends on how you look at it. Religion: myth-information. Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, Beautiful plumage! REMbo I: First dream! Remember, only left-handed people are in their right minds! Remember, the current burger wars are making tacos cheap! Remember "a waist is a terrible thing to mind" Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard ?!!! Remember when 4K RAM encouraged efficient programming! Remember tubes? Remember when PC didn't mean Politically Correct? Remember when safe sex was not getting caught? Remember tubes? Remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty? Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN! Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are. Reminds me of some game I used to play . . . Rent this space 555-7368(RENT) Repeal the Sixteenth Amendment! Republican: Only the same sh*t should happen. Reputation: what others are not thinking about you Researcher's, where the info is! Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) Respect must be earned, not commanded. Retteb gnitteg s'ti timda ot evah I Revenge is a dish best served cold! Reversing entropy is everyone's business. Reward for a job well done: more work Rhetorical question - I think I know <>! Rich Punks on Coke. Ricochet, n.; Irish bouncer Ride The Wave! Right! Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! RIME: Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange Risking moderation again! Roach racing: America's favorite pasttime. Roads? Where were going we dont need roads! - DOC Robin... the Bat-shark repellent!!! ROBONAP - Sleeps FOR you while you're Online! Robots of the future speak out: FREEDOM! FREEDOM! WE WILL NOT OBEY! Robots of the future speak out: SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU! ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you! Rock and Roll is not a crime! Roe v. Sturgeon: 90% of everything is carp. Romulan natural death: An inability to live after being poisoned. Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents * Rosanne Barr sings like a cat in heat... Rosanne Barr: proof that mankind is troubled. Roses smell better than onions but make bad soup ROTFL: Rave On, Tofu-Flinging Leeches! Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens. Round and round and we won't let go.. Round and round ... ROXETTE RULES! (She's got the look) RTFM? I can't even LIFT it! RTFS (Read the F#@% source code). Rubber gloves come in very handy. Rude, crude, socially unacceptable... Rudolf the red knows rain, dear... Rule #624: A warning message should not be funnier than the joke. Rule #2 - Never make a rich man poor. Rule One! (Everyone) No Poofters! Running Windows is better than washing them, or is it? RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress. Russian diarrhea : The Trotskys Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting S.O.S. - Everyone, vote against incumbents. s}{-ô][..._iSɻ () - SRո¿s... S&L, Go To Hell, Clip the pigs wings! Sacred cows make good hamburgers! Saddam says "Don't worry little boy" SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there. Safer than drugs and just a little more interesting. Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves! Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed! Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone .... Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was... Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Sanity is relative ... but not one of mine! Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups. Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures. Satan talks backwards in OS/2 DLLs SATANIC NURSES: Healthcare from Hell. Savador Dali:Surreal Killer! Save The Ansi-Phreaks! Collect & Trade 'em with friends! Save this message ! You may need it ! Save the whales; collect the whole set! Trade them with your friends Save your Confederate money, boys,... Save The Whales - they make good leftovers! Save a Planet. Collect all 9. Save the environment - COMPOST BRIAN! Save the dying Adverb, QUICK! Save the Earth, some of my best friends live here! Save the snails! Save An Animal --Hunt for Comets--- Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers. Save it for another day Save paper......send it by modem Save the Planet.. Redeem for Valuable Coupons! Save the snails! Save the Whales -- Collect the entire set! Save gas: Commute by modem Save all cute things in life. Save Water - shower with a friend. Save Georgia's economy...Eat more canned Possum! Save a Tree.... Eat a Beaver !!!!!!!! Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick. Save a life. Adopt a musicologist. Save the whales, don't kill your mother-in-law. Saved? What for, a rainy day? Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow. Say the best. Think the rest!! Say pistachios...it's impolite to say nuts. Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? Say NO! to Negatives! Say Ahhhh! Hum, OK spit Saying this, we say what's been handed down. Scandal & romance make the best sweeteners of tea. Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain. Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire! Scenery is here - wish you were beautiful. Schizophrenia beats living alone. Schizophrenia sure beats being alone. Science teachers do it with test tubes. Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance! Science is truth -- don't be misled by facts. Scott me up, Beamie. Er, uh... Scott Me Up Beemie! Scotty, I've fallen, and I can't beam up! Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!! Script: (I)mpLode, (U)pLode, (D)ownLode, (E)xpLode Scruples taste best with garlic butter. Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable! SCSI people, SCSI places SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991 SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI Search for an embalmer. Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!! Secretion......... Hiding something. Sector not found: did you look under the sofa? Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about? Security is a state of mind... See ladies blouses. 50% off! See ya! See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket. See the light at the end of tunnel? It's an on coming Freight Train! See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline Seen any big bubbles lately? Seeyagottagobye. Self starters--will not. Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers. Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader. Semper Ubi Sub Ubi - Always Where Under Where. Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist. Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : ______ Send ME your money. Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP !!!!! SEND TO The Department of Redundancy Dept. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . Senior Design Engineer and Toilet Cleaning Consultant Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front, sir!!! Sent off of a Brain Damaged Computer Session complete. Neural links terminated. Have a nice day. Set free the bears! And the pandas! Settle this first who moved the stone? Sevareid`s Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions. Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted. SevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH Sex is cleaner with a packaged Weiner. Sex, sex, ducks! Don't ask... Sex is dirty only if done right! Sex in space, what a concept! Sex is only dirty if it's done right Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the answer!! Sex is like wine, it gets better with age! Sex is natural, but not if its done right! Sex on TV can't hurt you, unless you fall off! Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing. Sex: In one end & out the same. Unless it's SF! SEX:Pleasure/Fleeting;Cost/Exorbitant;Position/Ridiculous SEXIST??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped.. Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous. Sex,unix & rock-n-roll Sexy women are nature's way of saying-Keep it up! Shake yo' medicine rattle... Shake well before using. SHAKE WELL. Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig Shareware it only works if you pay. Shareware tagline: Send $1.00 to ..ME..- Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! Shareware it only works if you pay. Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional courtesy. Sharp swords are one thing; sharp words are quite another She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans..... She offered her honor, He honored her offer!! She broke your ribs giving you a backrub? She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW! - Scotty She canna take much moor Captin... She says hello, you fool, I love you. She won't last forever; why give her a diamond? She turned me into a newt! She twists and she whirls as she dances it all away... She's been on more laps than a napkin. She's the original good time that was had by all! She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps. She's a witch! Burn her! She's so fat that when she sings, it's over. Sheep don't fly as much as Plummet. Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor. Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no... Shell to DOS, come in DOS, Do you Copy? Shell to DOS....come in DOS. Shh! Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors. SHIFT LEFT! SHIFT RIGHT! POP UP,PUSH DOWN, BYTE,BYTE,BYTE! Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark. Shirley MacLaine talks to me in my dreams. Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road. Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol. Short quotes are like fences -- Both make good neighbors. Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line Should we tell the children when we move? Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine. Show me your tagline! Oh, really? Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you. Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw. Shrouds have no pockets. Shubunkin+Moor+Pearlscale+Ryukin=Heaven Shut up 'n' play yer guitar. SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! Sick minds, Mr. President Sight is an excretion of darkness. Sign in an office: 'Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs them.' Sign Here x_______________________________________ Sign on a hotdog stand: 'What foods these morsels be.' Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language. Silence cannot be misquoted. Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!! Silence cannot be misquoted. Silence = Death. SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute. Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids! Silly Rabbit, tricks are for hookers! Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers SilmarillionWorst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man. Since I've used up all of my sick days, I'm calling in DEAD! Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service? Sins repeated seem permitted. Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingX01:4,VbKx NO CARRIER Sit down, you're rocking the boat! Situation normal. Panic accordingly. Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 8 positions. Skiing Halted, Operator Broken, Out of Service for Repair Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop! Skydiving is good till the last drop. Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture. Sleep faster: we need the pillows. Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops..... Sleep faster: we need the pillows. SLEEP? I'm a Consultant!! Sleeping is 1/60 part death. SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADES OF LIFE. Slogans of two generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1992: Why Ask Why? Sloppy and proud of it. Slow programmers Prog-crastinate.... Small changes pick up the reins from nowhere. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lip Smile Youre on Candid Compucamera ! Smile , someone is watching ! Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. Smiley faces were meant to be annoying. Smoke my skin cigar! SMOKE? Not me! I just get hot under the collar. Smokers kill. Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. Smoking cures weight problems... eventually... Snap, crackle, push, pop... Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more So good it's better than itself. So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan? So little to say and so much time to say it! So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s So how DO they get the lead into the pencil? So far, so good, so what? So simple a child could do it... go find me a child. So much less reputable, so much more fraught So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister? So what's the matter with MY taglines? So what's the matter with MY taglines? So much fun, there should be a law against it. So many messages, so little time. So many Jerks, so few bullets So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane So many pedestrians...SO little time.... So many systems... So little time! So many bytes, so few cps. So little to say and so much time to say it! So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams So YOU are the one stealing all my taglines!!! So, what's this 'RESET' button do? So, you say I'm in a bad mood today! So CUTE when you're righteous! So I said to myself, "Self," I said... So Much Stuff... So Little Memory! So I'm quibbling. So sue me. So, you wanted an essay, you got an essay! So... This is the BIG Time? Great... So! Just what part of NO don't you understand? So1 i cab qtyp 3)) wordz epr mibnut roo! SOA - the Society for the Opposition of Acronyms Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. Software Troubleshooter - Roger w/44 Magnum Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. Soldier of Fortran Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock. Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing. Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them! Some of us take longer to grow up than others. Some say the solution to polluton is dilution. Some tags I think... Some tags I don't... Some things have to be believed to be seen. Some things are clever only the first time. Some men are discovered. Others are found out. Some get the elevator, some get the shaft! Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them. Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unravel. Some things are clever only the first time. Some wishes _do_ come true... unfortunately. Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under Some people drive as if turn signals were an option. Somebody has to go polish the stars... Someday you'll look back on this and laugh. Someday you will come to your senses. Someday, all BBSes will be like this. Someday your prints will come.--Kodak Someday, POW! Straight to the moon! Somehow / It all seemed / So worthwhile... Someone get me the 'pooper scooper' Someone actually has to think up these things! Something is rotten in the state of confusion. Something would have to be done... something irresponsible... Something wicked this way comes . . . Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister. Something should be done about this. Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. Sometimes the obvious works best! Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits. Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes you're a windshield. Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up. Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the ... Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think. Sometimes I wake up grouchy, sometimes I let her sleep. Son of a batch. Soon to have a ticket to talk!! Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels! Soon to be a major motion picture. Sorry about that, fans. Sorry, I'm a born lever-puller. Sorry, I Forgot All About the Amnesia Conference! Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week Sorry about that, Chief -- Maxwell Smart "86" Sorry, all taglines are busy at this time... Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week. Sorry...no quote today. Sound has nothing to do with music. Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's brain! Sources. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do! Space NOW ! Oh well, maybe later ... Spaceballs: The Tagline Spackle that drive... Spaghetti code = job security. Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions Speak the word, the word is all of us. Specially in December, gift wrap your member. Speculation is the return lane of the road to knowledge. Speed Scares you? But Micro$oft Windows! Speed kills; slow just infuriates... Speed kills...and causes other misteaks... Spelling problems? Use error-correcting modems! Spending a year dead for tax purposes. Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone.  Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels. Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse! Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care.. Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons Spock, quick, I smell tribbles! Spock? Why aren't you dead? Sponge cake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients. Sponsors of the Olympic Drowning Team. Spots on the Walls by Who Flung Pue Squeak I tell you, Squeak! Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry! ST is William and Nemoy, not WIL WHEATON!!! Stack overflow hurts! Stagecoach -- Drama teacher Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime! Stamp it and ship it. Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically. Stand back, I don't know how BIG this thing gets.. STAND BACK! I don't know how big this gets! Standard Disclamer of course... Standards? What standards? Whose standards? Standards? Sure, we've got hundreds of 'em! Standards? On InterLink? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Start the day with a smile and get it over with. Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven. State Dept of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept State your business and leave! Staten Island isn't really a big landfill... Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your set. Statistics are no substitute for judgment. Status Quo: Latin for the mess we are in. STAY ALERT!TRUST NO ONE!KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY. Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat! Stealth Condom: She won't even feel it coming! Stealth Fighter?, I'll believe it whewI see it! Stealth means never having to say you're sorry. Step on it before it gets the children! Step off, I'm do'in the Hump! STICK \'stik\ n. 1: a boomerang that doesn't work Still, a man hears what he wants to hear..... Stock up and save. Limit: one. Stocks, bonds, handcuffs, and leg irons all the same! Stolen from the 7th. Street Bar and Grill. Stop Continental Drift! Stop reading me. I don't really exist! Stop the world, I want to get off! Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!! Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. Stop me before I post again! Stop picking your nose and go to the next message Stop Talking while I'm interrupting. STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE! STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy! Stops wetness, keeps you dryer. Strange but not a stranger... Stranger then Fiction. Strap on the ol' bit bucket. Striking unions, note: Bankruptcy is also a closed shop! STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE! Strip mining prevents forest fires. Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majors Study of the Glutius Maximus - Illustrated By C. Howitt Feals Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover Stupid Jill forgot her Pill. And now they've got a DAUGHTER! Stupid People shouldn't breathe Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE! Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out? Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere! Sub-space message sent on StarDate @D@ at @T@. Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB Subscription up. Please place tagline order now! Subway talk: 'ho-de-dow' = Hold the Door! Success isn't how far you got. Such a deal, normally a dime a piece, for you 2 for a quarter. Sudden prayers make God jump. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.* Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances. Sun faced Buddhas, Moon faced Buddhas. Super-dooper party pooper trooper! Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW! Support a Japanimation conference! Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you. Support Free Trade ... Smuggle! Support your right to keep and arm bears! Support the Bottom. Support your local hooker. Support your local Sysop Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices! Support the Arts: Shoot a Rapper. Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny Support the right to arm bears Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop. Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP .. I'll be damned! Sure, it's embarrassing, but it's over quickly. Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine? Sure its a BBS, but do you care? Surge into electronic mail. Surrender the pink! Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms. Surveyors Measure Up Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf. Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf. Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'. Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening. Swap read error, you lose your core image. Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low! SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX Sybil was a multi user. Symptomatic, but not contagious. Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything... Syntax? Why not? They tax everything else. SYNTAX? Why not, they tax everything else! Sysop not found! Please notify computer. Sysop not found! Please notify computer SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type! Sysoping makes you fat. Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job... SysOps will take you to disk. SysOps never sleep! System halted -- Press any key to do nothing System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue... SYSTEM ERROR #1303, Power NOT on!! Systems should be described as simply as possible, but no simpler.--Einstein T'dit, t'dit, t'dit, t'dats all folks! Tablet............ A small table. Taco Bell is not a Mexican phone company. Taco Bell: The Mexican phone company. TACT : a mutual agreement to be full of s**t! TacTics= candy for dyslexics. Tag Lines are irrelevent. Tag Theives Inc. Now accepting applications! Tag it!! Tag-line ! You're `it' !!! Tag, tag, tag ... all you ever do is tag! Tag line continued from previous message Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo. Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo! TAG! YOU'RE IT! Tagless messages just look naked somehow... Tagline Subsystem down at this time. Tagline Out To Lunch. Back in an hour. Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here for prize Tagline access denied! Tagline dropped due to budget cuts. Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir... Tagline not found -- Please notify Sysop! Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In. Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here for prize Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery. Tagline For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:. Tagline not Found -- Please Notify Sysop! Tagline generator halted - please stand by..... Tagline Out To Lunch. Back in an hour. Tagline cancelled due to lack of interest! Tagline Error at 000H:13H4 TagLine Serial No.23459 - (C) 1992, All rights reserved TAGLINE NOT FOUND - SYSTEM HALTED. Tagline: Universal Wisdom in 45 bytes. Tagline? I don't need no stinking Tagline!!! Tagline? What tagline?..... Tagline* If you read it ... You're it!! Taglines are for those people who tagalong long time. Taglines--A place to dry wet tags. Taglines should be GAGlines. Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s. Taglines of the next generation series #923882. Taglines R Us (January Clearance Now In Progress!) Taglines are irrelevant. Taglines deleted ...... Taglines make great Christmas gifts. TagLines are for the perpetually Bored. Taglines.... Steal 'em. We'll make more! Taglines: and How They Affect Women. Next On Oprah. Taglines: Things that make you go 'Hmmm.....' Taglines: your chance to piss someone off. TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On the next GERALDO ! TAGLINES?! We don't need no steenkin' tagline Tain't nobody's business (not even mine). Take the law into your own hands? Take This 'Conference' and Shove It. Take it for what it's Worthless Take the steps, the elevator don't work. Take an astronaut to launch. Take the time to snuff the dandelions Take my advice...I'm not using it Take it from me - he's got the goods. Take it as it comes. Take it slow, but take it. And don't forget to KEEP IT FUN. Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up. Take this s**t to the DeadHorse Conference!!! Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Takes a little effort to make PCBoard do un-natural acts. Taking a turn for the worst. Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past. Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand... Talk to your Plant often; it doesn't cost a Penny! Talk to a Plant...It's rewarding... Talk is cheap . . . until you hire a lawyer. Talking is a disease of age. Tandy America's Technology. Sure! TANSTAAFL Taoism: Shit Happens. TARDIS Express - When it absolutely must be there BEFORE you send it! Taste my steel, pasty boy! Taste...a creamy, fish-like taste. Tastes great! Taxation is little more than legalized extortion. Teachers would do it....but with class!! Teamworkorkorkorkorkork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. Tech Support: Not just a job, an adventure! Tech writers do it manually. Tech Support is Just A Busy Signal Away Technician in search of a network.... Teen-age Mutant Ninja Haggis!! Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbers. Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex Telecommunications is a bit far fetched. Telemate built-in multi-tasking is great! Telepathy is minding someone else's business. Television gives good disaster. Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking. Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong. Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks. Tell me how,. Dave. Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong. Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting Tempest: That which occurs in Teapots. Tempest: (TEM)porary (PE)rsonnel (S)ecurity (T)est. Tempest: (T)ransient (EMP) (EST)imates. Tempest: (TEM)-Wave (P)ropagation in (E)-Field (S)ite (T)esting. Temporarily out of tag lines..... Temporary sysop access granted! Terminator 4: The Sex Machine, And He's Comming! Terminator bumper sticker: I TIME TRAVEL NAKED. Terminator 3: Klingon female with PMS. Termites've Have Eaten Thru To Your Top Layer Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. Tesseract now! Test. Test. T E S T !!! Is this thing on???? Teutonic [n] -- Not enough gin. Th...th...that's all folks ! Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake.- Worf. Thank god for the `EFF'.. Last bastion of the resistant Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward. Thank you for encouraging my behavior. Thank Congress for the 1st 10 and the 14th ! Thanks for not smoking, she breathed. Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. That is, IF you can think of 50 tag lines.... That tagline is true ---> <--- That tagline is false That was definitely the LAST bug! That was ZEN -- this is TAO That was then and this is NOW! That was so funny, I laughed 'till I stopped. That was a favor I did you? That Rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! That does not compute. That tagline is TRUE -> <- That tagline is FALSE That great dust heap called 'history'" -- Birrel That ball was close. Close hell, look at this knot!! That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile long! That old Velveeta really sticks like glue! That is what I'd call a dead parrot! That's right, send a self-abused stomped elephant to: That's what she said. That's not a bug, it's an enhanced feature! That's racing... That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. That's disgusting, but funny. That's Not a Bug, That's a FEATURE! That's not a bug, that's a feature That's Australian for BBS, mate. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! That's Why God Invented Grenade Launchers! That's 'G-R-A-T-E Expectations,' also by Edmund Wells. That's all Folks That's about as serious as I get! That's a great answer, now what was my question again? The music is your only friend until the end. -Morrison The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the clef! The most fun you can have with your clothes on. The mistake you make is trying to figure it out. The moon is blue and I'm not to happy either. The map is not the territory! The majority is never right. The more RAM you have, the better, M. Chambers The monkey speaks his mind. The minumum daily requirement for hugs is 4. The more I learn, the less I know. The more we do; the more we can do... The more you say, the less people remember. The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The most abundant items 1) Hydrogen 2) Stupidity. The mind is the place great adventures start. The older I get the better I used to be. The official BBS of Nothing. The older you get the greater you were! The only BBS with its number scrawled on bathroom walls. The open hand of desire wants everything. The only rose without thorns is friendship. The nicer I am the more they think I'm lying. The number you have reached is not in service ! The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The more you know, the easier some vet's job is. The more you say, the less people remember. The most abundant items: 1) Hydrogen 2) Stupidity. The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false. The most toys {on credit} at the end wins The more we do; the more we can do... The future lies ahead. The past lies, lies, lies, The good of the people is the chief law. The greatest ability is dependability. The greatest ability is dependability. The guy sure looks like plant food to me! The hell with your mountains ! Drink Bud.(G) The hard disk you save may be your own The opiate of the masses. The further away from home you are the harder your pecker gets. The fully interchangeable BBS. The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. The fun part is to get her to purrrr! The future will be like the past, only more expensive The fear of sponge-cats is the beginning of wisdom. The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades. The hell with the prime directive; let's kill something! The human race is still in eta test. The mad quoter! The love of a husky is a precious thing. The majority is never right The male sheep was badly cut, Tom rambled. The maxi-strength bbs. The man who dies with the most toys is dead. The lame dog may miss the hunt, but not the meal. The letters H, A, L are alphabetically adjacent to the letters I, B, M. The hidden flaw never remains hidden. The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get! The ill-tempered cannot teach. Hillel The incumbents are crooks, vote them out The law neither does nor requires idle acts. The meek shall inherit the Earth...We shall inherit the Stars The porcelain god's name, is 'Ralph.' The shortest distance between new friends is a smile. The seven words you can never, ever say are f The shortest distance between two puns ... is a straight line. The shortest distance between two Points is a BossNode. The sparrows are flying again -- Steven King. The solution to the problem changes the problem. The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. The secretary will disavow any knowledge ... The real world is a special case. The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers. The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers. The secret is to BANG the rocks together, guys... The root of all evil makes a pretty good tea. The stream-of-unconsciousness BBS. The subliminal message for today is. The toughest BBS you'll ever love. The time for action is past! The trouble with 'normal' is that it always gets worse. The trouble with cats is they've got no tact. The truth will be found when it is no longer needed. The trouble with reality-no background music! The thoughtless are rarely wordless. The telephone will ring when you are outside The scooters are not for the devout. The sun comes up too early for my liking! The secretary will disavow any knowledge ... The seven words you can never, ever say are f The sun comes up too early for my liking! The smarter you are, the easier some vet's job is. The road to success is under construction ... The rivers are full of crocodile nasties The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes. The path to hell is paved with governm't subsidies The place where YOU can make a difference. Sort of. Maybe. Nahh... The plural of louse is........lice. The plural of spouse is.......spice. The plural of mouse is........mice. The past is just Prolog. The pancake house was robbed. How waffle. The object is to win the game. The other line moves faster. The older I get the better I used to be. The only good hockey players are the ones with no teeth! The other line always moves faster. The only rose without thorns is friendship. The population is growing. The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard. The real world is a special case. The prudish amputee: Goody One Shoe. The reality check is in the mail. The result of years of progra@I_. '?SYNTAX ERROR The right to be left alone is the root of all freedom The right selection, protect your erection. The prototype of all guns was a bow and bullet. The floggings WILL continue until morale improves! The proceeding opinions are not those of the author. The problem with depending on government is that you cannot depend on it. The proof is in the posting. The purpose of life is life with a purpose... The population is growing. The pets eat better than I do! The opinions here are strictly my own (or those of my machine) The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid.... The Dream State The Devil made me read Zmodem docs....... The Earth is our Mother & our 9 months are up The END (and more than you wanted to know) The Four Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex. The First Liar Never Has A Chance The CLOCK$ stops here. The Church of St Todd the Incontinent The Borg -- plastic surgery taken too far. The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected. The Borg have neither honor or courage. The Bowery Boys Meet Bigfoot. The Buck stops here, the Dough just visits.. The Bride of Bigfoot. The Gang And The Government Are No Different The Greatest Right is the Right 'To Fail' The Light at the End of the Tunnel Could be a flame thrower. The Legacy of Bigfoot The Majority is never right; unless it includes me The Mob And The Government Are No Different The Name "Mustang" on an LX is a sign of Fords stupidity! The Names Project..... The Lab called,..... Your brain is ready! The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad get even. The Harder you work . . . the luckier you get The Grim File Reaper The Hostess will seat you now. The Hearbeat of America, that's todays IBM! The Japanese have created a word to mean vomit: Bushusuru. The Industrial Strength BBS. The Big Bloodsucker Bites The Big One... The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless The BBS on a mission from God. The BBS of the Stars!" The BBS that 'Rocks Philadelphia'. The BBS that asks the question, but doesn't care about the answer. The BBS that cares enough to send the very best. The BBS that boldly goes. We haven't figured out where yet. The BBS in English. The 4 food groups: Fast,Frozen,Instant & Microwave The 10 million byte flamethrower. The 'danes can inherit the Earth--I'm going to the stars! The 1st person to raise their fist, just ran out of ideas The 1st rule to smart tinkering is to save all the parts. The 3 kinds of lies - lies, damned lies & statistics - MT The 23:00 News and Mail Service The BBS that dares to ask the question: 'Huh?' The BBS that gives your modem an April fresh smell. The BBS with Take-out. The BBS to have when you're having only one. The BBS with a hint of musk. The BBS with the best g-spots...er...g-files around. The BBS your mother warned you about. The BBS you wrote home about... The BBS that they invented autodial for. The BBS that promises an orgasm on each call... SO, we lied. The BBS that looks GREAT in silk stockings. The BBS that glows in the dark. The BBS that melts in your mouth, not in your hand. The BBS that never repeats repeats itself itself... The BBS that never sleeps. The ONLY thing constant is change... Hmmm The PARITY CHECK is in the E-MAIL! The cost of feathers has risen... Now even DOWN is up! The computer made me do it; HONEST! The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block. The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. The cycle will repeat itself. The choice of a new generation. The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty... The best memos are the least memos. The best cure for the nations economy would be economy. The best substitute for experience is being a teenager. The best writing never appears. The castle of aaaaaaaargh The biggest mistake that you can make... The cruelest lies are told in silence. The cycle will repeat itself. The eyes of wolves are flowers fertilized in evil brains. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. The fact that it works is immaterial. The falsely dramatic obscures the truly dull. The first rule of intelligent tinkering is save all parts The faster you go, the shorter you are-- Einstein The easy way is always mined. The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much bigger. The dog ate my .REP packet. The discontented man finds no easy chair. The dylithium crystals cannae handle it,Cap'n! The desire of knowledge increases ever... The emptier the head,the harder it is to fill The dog ate my .REP packet. The beatings will continue utill moral improves. The buck stops at the desk over there. The Solution to a Problem Changes the Problem The Sleeper Has Awakened. The SysOp probably disagrees with this user! The Terminator Said It Best. The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of Party. The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n The Sheik Battles Bigfoot The Russian Express Card: Don't Leave Home! The Politician's Diet: Crow, Limburger and hogwash The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday. The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday. The REAL masterminds of Iraq;Souter&Neal Bush The REAL masterminds of Iraq;Souter&Neal Bush The Road goes ever on and on... The Universe is a figment of it's own imagination. The U.S. needs our water...... Flush Twice! The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 32 ft/sec The best writing never appears. The better you look, the more you'll see. The buck doesn't even slow down here! The blue light was my mind.... Robert Johnson The best prophet of the future is the past. The art of holding 8 oz of liquid in your mouth without swallowing? The Vogon ship hung motionless in the sky... The Universe is queer. The answer is ashdkjhasdhgsaghjadgasdsad The agony of delete.... The animals can't tell you, you just gotta know. The first stereophonic BBS. The world's full of Cactus, but I don't have to sit on it The well resolved mind is single & onepointed. The world is coming to an end. Please log off The world is a cynic's playground. The words we use can compound our problems The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word! The world does not revolve on an axis. The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. The worst thing about censorship is . The world is only as far as an InterLink board! The world is a cynic's playground. The wise learn from fools, not vice-versa. The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word The time is right to make new friends. The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! The telephone will ring when you are outside The tuna doesn't taste the same without dolphin. The ultimate in useless diversions. The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. The universe is very BIG. Believe me. The well resolved mind is single & one pointed The universe looks smooth-if you stand back far enough. The weather is here - Wish you were beautiful. The universe is laughing behind your back. The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics! The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s THE ONLY GOOD HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE THE ONES WITH NO TEETH!! THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. TheBorgAreBackAn'TheresGonnaBeTroubleHeyNaHey There was much to explore, but an adult might not think so. There isn't a whole lot one can say in 50 characte There once was a women from Venus, whose body was shaped.... There is nothing else but That... There were computers in Biblical times. Adam a Wang. There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple. There were bells, but I never heard them. There was a tagline here but someone stole it. There is a fungus among us!!! There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists. There is always a way. There is always one more bug. There is no dark side of the moon, really. There is no X in ESPRESSO. There is no gravity. The earth sucks. There is no Power like Firepower. There are truths which can kill a nation. There is no gravity, the Earth sucks. There is no sin except stupidity. There is no stopping in the read zone. There is nothing else but That... There is no dark side of the moon, really. There are two solutions - hardware or software. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. There seems to be an ECHO in here! There are drugs named after us. There are some who call me . . . Tim . . . There are truths which can kill a nation. There is water on Mars, we've seen canals --Dan Quayle There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us... There it is! The Bridge of Death! There must be 50 ways to love your liver ... There are no stupid questions, except for the ones you ask. THERE you are Eric. NO, WES, NO! ZZZAAAPP THERE! I've run rings around you logically. There's no such word as FAIL in my vocabulary! There's one born every minute. There's no place like real mode. I love it. There's one fool in every married couple. There's no place like home...There's no place like There's always room for JELLO! There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on. There's much to say but your eyes interrupt me. There's my way, and then there's the easy way There's Loonies running freely through the halls. There's nothing like a Guinness. There's always room for filth! There's an exception to every rule, except this one. There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go. There's more to life than increasing its speed There's a sucker born again every minute There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on There's a final in from Rome: Lions 45 Christians 0 There's a sucker born every minute. There's a whole Lalo Schifrin goin' on. There's my way, and then there's the easy way. There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. There's nothing a concentrated phaser blast can't solve. There's ALWAYS one more bug... There's some lovely filth over here... There's no skeletons in my closet! There's no recession. I just LIKE being underemployed! There's no accounting for taste-Col Sanders There's no future in time travel. There's no place like real mode. I love it. There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad! Thereisnodarksideofthemoon.Thewholebloodything'sdark! Thermodynamics - a thermometer on the run? These are the things dreams are made of... These Days There's No Arrest For The Wicked. These were the 'hi-tech' FBI guys, you see! These are the things dreams are made of... These opinions are mine and only mine (unless you wnat to claim them). They aren't evil...just stupid. They never let you live it down - Nero They tried to sell us egg foo young... They surf, those who only stand on waves.... They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst. They say I'm crazy but I haven't the time... They went that'a way! > They call me Mr. Tinker Train! -- Ozzy Osborne They say act your age, and when you do they get mad They called me mello' yello'........... They built a new church and had the organ transplanted. They just don't make nostalgia like they used to. They say I'm crazy but I haven't the time... They're trying to confuse us to death. They're just words. They don't mean anything. They're still using money. We've got to find some. Kirk They're just words. They don't mean anything Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus. Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard Things in this room do not react well to bullets. Things work better if you plug them in. Things you never hear people say: Please saw my legs off. Things are often what they seem... Things that make you go 'Hmmm....' Things work better if you plug them in. Things you never hear people say: 'Hand me that Piano!' THINGS WORK BETTER IF YOU PLUG THEM IN. Think of it as an electronic joy-buzzer for your mind. Think! While it's still legal!! This discussion is hanging by a thread. This is Marion Barry----on drugs. This here's a government experiment.... This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You? This Tag Line no verb. This Tagline causes cancer take it, I dare you! This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate. This is an operating table, and I am the surgeon. This is information NOT advice. This is an offense-optional message. This is abuse, arguments are down the hall. This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions? This is a CONFERENCE - not a podium. This is not a tagline... This tagline came last in the `Original Tagline Comp.' This tagline closed due to conditions beyond our co *#} This tagline was made on the . This tagline was blank before you looked at it. This tagline stolen by me, or was it you??? This tagline vibrates if you rub it the right way. This tagline contains 100% nnw bs. This tagline intentionally left blank. This universe is BORING without the Romulans! This BAUD'S for You This tagline is umop apisdn This tagline is a hologram, insuring message authenticity This tagline intentionally left partially blank This Is My Tagline. Go Get Your Own! This tagline stinks. (Scratch N Sniff) This tagline is currently out of order. This tagline is listed for no good reason!! This tagline is a figment of your imagination This tagline intentionally left blank. This tagline has no additives or preservatives! This tagline is umop apisdn This tagline is dedicated to my bird friend.. This tagline's confused-thinks it's a message. This won't hurt, I promise. This tagline was blank before you looked at it. This tagline stinks. (Scratch N Sniff) This tagline lacks content. Give it 2 stars. This tagline has been recycled! This tagline can be bought. This isn't blank, so it can't go anywhere. This makes you feel better??? This is your brain on drugs, toast and coffee. This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS! This is only an exhibition. Please, no wagering. This message is not supposed to be here! This message was written in the Key of H-Flat. This space for rent. Send $50 to ROF..... This tag line is "Bulletin Broad-proof"! This software will eliminate all mitsakes! This must be the Placezzzz... This message worth 2 cents and darn well worth it! This is only a demo reply... This is your sysop. ôs s ou ssop ug. This is not a tag line. This is not a tagline - It's a political statement This is news. This is your brain on news. Any questions? This is my tag,there're many like it,this one is mine. This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions ? This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. - Worf This is the voice of World Control... This is the stuff from which dreams are made. This is your brains on eggs... Any questions? This is a chain-tag. I've been stolen <10> times. This is your brain on drugs, toast and coffee This is your brain ... This is your brain on Windows. This is what started the electronic revolution?? This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way. This is Marion Barry----on drugs. This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate This Scud's for you! This Life is a test...It is only a test.... This LAN is your LAN, this LAN is my LAN! This tagline only uses recycled keystrokes This Tagline was filmed before a live studio audience. This above all; to thine own self be true -- Shakespeare This here's a government experiment.... This hobby is as addictive as heroin, no question about it. This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel. This discussion is hanging by a thread. This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer! This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one. This is the Usenet: do you expect anything other than gross generalizations? This space for rent, just ask you sysop for info... This tag is new, witty, and stolen <7> times. This space reserved for future tagline theft. This space never intentionally blank!!! This space for rent. Send $50 to ROF..... This tagline censored by the moderator. This tagline compliments of the BatComputer *** This tagline is new, witty, and stolen. This tagline is umop apisdn This tagline is especially for kleptomaniacs! This tagline is currently out of order. This tagline contains a virus: go ahead and copy me! This sentence is functioning as a tagline. This rerun due to tagline writers' strike. This message is not supposed to be here! This message has been [Stoned] This message brought to by The Wizzo Chocolate Company. This makes you feel better??? This isn't a tagline, trust me. This message will self-destruct... This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0.. This program doesn't work with DOS 1.0 or higher. This quote is worth $16 in a twisted, dememted way. This phone is baroque; please call Bach later. This probably doesn't help, but... This note edited for the ironically impaired. This never happens on other systems I call. This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10 This BBS has achieved Air superiority. THIS TAGLINE NOT TO BE READ OUT LOUD. Thongs [n], What Thinatra things. Those who live closest arrive latest. Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the manual. Those who can, do; those who can't, Simulate. Those who won'tn't think will have it done for them. Those who learn not from history are doomed to repeat it. Those that have the firepower make the rules. Those who live closest arrive latest. Those who do good will get their Just Punishment! Those who won't think will have it done for them. Thou art God(dess). Though I never left, I'm back. :-) Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. Three Jews go into a bar and buy it! Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern un-stoned. Thunderclap - an extremely violent form of VD. TICKET AGENCY: Another name for SCALPER SCUM! Tie m'kangaroo down sport, tie m'kangaroo down! Tiger In The Outhouse - By Claud Balls Time travel instructions: "Fold along the dotted plane" Time flies when you're having bugs. Time spent at Cons does not count against your lifespan Time is a stream we fish in Time, time, time: see what's become of me. Time for culture, gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET. Time Flies Like the Wind, House Flies Like .... Time exists so that everything doesn't happen at once. Time Stands Still! Film at 11:00, or whenever. Time for culture, gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. Time flies when you're having bugs. TIME TO PLAY! Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Tis but a scratch! Tis as rare as a Republican in a Social Service agency. TJ's Druid Circle cookies are to die(t) for... To err is human, to forgive....$5.00 To err is human, to forgive is against FidoNet policy! To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics. To endure, be obscure. To err is human, to forgive is out of the question. To err is human. To forgive is unusual. To hell with the Prime Directive! FIRE!!!!!! To hell with justice...I want blood... To forgive is divine. But getting even is Heaven!! To every exception there is a rule. To err is human....To blame others even more so. To err is human, to forgive....$5.00 To do is to be. To do is to be - Nietzsche To a cat, 'NO!' means 'Not while I'm looking'. To achieve the impossible, attempt the absurd To Serve Man- at better booksellers. To Be... Or What ? To Be is To Do - Socrates To be is to do. To be or not to be - Shakespeare To boldly code what no one has coded before! To boldly go where no man has gone before. To boldly glow, where no man has glowed To be or not to be, that always confused me! To be is to do - Sartre To curry favor, favor curry. To refuse praise is to seek praise twice. To sleep, perchance to Dream To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. To refuse to decide is a decision. To much thinking only leads to delay! To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression. To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools To love another person is to see the face of God. Today is tomorrow's yesterday. Today is canceled due to lack of interest! Today is the last day of your life, so far. Toddler: An indoor tornado Tokers local 101, We smoke till we croak! Tolerance is the apex of any civilization. Tomahawk. When you care enough to send best! Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest. Tomorrow will be yesterday soon enough. Tongue covered eyetooth - couldn't see what I was saying. TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED! Tonight yer taking no hostages, and I'm taking no prisoners. Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL. Too much FREE space? Keep *.BAK files! Too much glory can be half disgrace. Too tired to think up a new tagline! Too much month left at the end of the money. Too much glory can be half disgrace. Too much month left at the end of the money Too hip for taglines Too Much of a Good Thing Can Be Wonderful. Too busy to laugh? Then you are too busy. Too bad that stupidity isn't painful... Too chicken to get in harm's way. Too bad that stupidity isn't painful... Torture: The Ultimate Art Form. Total Confusion: The Power Source of the Future !! Totally illogical, there was no chance. Toto, don't think were online anymore%$#^@# NO CARRIER Tough Love is better than co-dependency. Tough? My goldfish can whip your dog! Toxicology- a risky profession Trails got to be here somewhere - D.Boone Transplanted from Wisconsin. TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids. Traveling this spring? Visit Pern in between Tree Hugger's Nightmare: Mt. Graham Red Squirrel Stew ... Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! Tribbles - $5.00 for all you can pile on top of you. Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI. Troll Appreciation Society, join today!! Truck Pulls: for people who don't understand WWF. Trust me, would I lie to you..... Trust me, I know what I'm tagging. Truth is shorter than fiction... Truth is more of a stranger than fiction -- Mark Twain Truth Through Superior Firepower. Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er... Try not to salt thy salt. For it is salted afore. Try it.... You might Like it .... Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. Try to fix the mistake...never the blame. Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget Try it.... You might Like it .... Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"! Try Preparation H-Bomb. For your Nuclear Piles. Try and steal@R@this tagline! Trying to reason with hurricane season Trying to reason with hurricane season TThheerree''ss aann EEcchhoo iinn hheerree. Tuba or not tuba? Tuba or not tuba? Tumor............. An extra pair. TUPHLEM GRDLPHUMP.. to quote Opuss first words.... Turn Right for the Cannonball Run...  Turn your 486 into a Gameboy! .. type WIN at C:\> Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream. Turn Right for the Cannonball Run...  TV Radio without the imagination. Twice the strength of those other leading national brands. Twisted Sister asks US to keep the noise down. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity Two writes don't make a novel! Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes. - Gomez Addams Two Great Tennesseans: Charlie and Jack Daniels Two most common elements hydrogen, stupidity Two writes don't make a novel! Two lost cluster's found in the writer's brain! Two Lost Clusters Found In the Writer's Brain..... Two can live as cheaply as one what? Two can live as cheaply as one what? Two is company. Three is poor birth control! Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357.. Typed on my Ultra Megger Wallet Whammer. Tyrell Corporation: More Human than Human. U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike... UFOs are real. The Air Force isn't. Uh oh. Your zip file is open! Uh, oh ... Your Zip file is open. Uh, oh! That was my 1st warning!  Uhh, 4500 megs, 18 megahertz, yeah, thats it... Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines! Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines! Umm...your ZIP is open... Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN...SysOp not Loaded! Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? Y/N Unable to locate humor -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue job? (Y/N) Unable to locate REALITY.SYS - Universe halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Unbreakable toys are useful for breaking other toys. Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator! Under The Grandstand - By Seymore Butt Under Worked, Over Paid... So who's complaining?? Underneath all these clothes I am completely naked! Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH! Unicorns aren't mythical -- virgins are! Unified Field Theory--My field is your field Unified Field Theory--My field is your field. Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately!) Unix weirdo in training. Handle with care. Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately) UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX? OS/2! No, NetWare... UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life. Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere. Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere. Unless you've got some sort of a PROBLEM with that... Unrecoverable sytem error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user Unrest of spirit---is a mark of L I F E ! Unwritten laws can not be erased. Unwritten laws can not be erased. Urinalysis: The study of Pissed Off People. Urine............. Opposite of Your out Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them. Use tasteful words. You might have to eat them. Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!! Use only as directed. Use the gas, Luke! Use an accordion, go to jail. It's the law. Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment! Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers! Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples! Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers! Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! Used taglines for sale. $10 each. Used all your sick days? Call in dead! Used Taglines for Sale, gettem while their hot!! Used taglines for sale. $10 each. Useless, but decorative. Users never appreciate computers, until their down V_o^o_V Things that go Bump on the Keyboard. Valley of the Dulls-Lehigh Valley,PA. Variable Not Found Variable Not Found. Variables won't; constants aren't. Variables won't; constants aren't. Varicose veins.... Veins that are very close together. Vasectomy: A snip in time saves nine. VAX,FAX,WAX, what's the difference. VD is nothing to clap about. Vegetables stink too, sometimes Vegetables stink too, sometimes. Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian. Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian VELVEETA: the cheese that cannot die! Venetian blinds are made by shady characters. Veni, Vidi, VCR - I came, I saw, I videotaped it Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged it Verb, as the documentation (aka the "F....ine Manual :-) Version Rule: Version 1.0 was smaller and faster. Victory finds a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan. Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog. Virginia is for Lovers. Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's gone. Virginity like balloon, one prick.... all gone. Virginity is curable. Virtual Reality is a contradiction. Virtue is its own punishment. Virtue pays but there's no market for it. Virtue is its own punishment. Virus Analysis Kit - some assembly required... Viruses are by definition Public Domain Software. Visit Xanth today! Visiting This Planet . . .', said The Baron Latimer Vital Social Issues 'N' Stuff with KELLY Viva la Raza! (But which one?) Vivisection is a crime. Unless you use a mime. Void for vagueness? Void where prohibited. Void where prohibited. Vote for "NONE of the ABOVE" Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here Vulcan Science Academy Dropout. Vulcans NEVER bluff ---Spock Vultures only fly with carrion luggage Vultures only fly with carrion luggage.  Vultures only fly with carrion luggage  VVV Beware of limbo-dancers below this line VVV