-=TRASH=- I'm sure that some of the funniest things you'll ever read come from trashy "newspapers" like The Enquirer, The Star, etc... Well, just for fun, us down here at Pet Sematary taken the best of these articles and put them together in our collection which we affectionately call"Trash". So, without further adeu, have fun...... Worshippers Prayers revive dead woman!!! An awestruck congregation watched and prayed as they witnessed a real-life miracle- the raising of a woman from the dead! More than 500 worshippers at the Richmond Christian Center Is Richmind,Va., saw Evelyn Pierce,52, fall dead of a heart arrest. And, they saw her retrieve (that's revive) 15 minutes later apparently unharmed by her ordel. "This was a miracle-God literally raised this woman from the dead," said the Rev. Stephen A. Parson, who had been preaching about death when the amazing ressurection occered. Today this woman is fine and well living in her 4 room-house in the suburbs of Richmond, Va. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ One giant splash for mankind Scientists at the Manwell center in Duke University believed they have made contact with mermaids. While off the shore of California, they believe that they saw and communicated with people from Atlantis.(If anybody has noticed, Atlantis is in the Atlantic) Hopefully, further contacts can be made with these fish-like people. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Late Bloomers The Brachiosaur , the largest dinosaur that ever roamed the earth, lived to such a ripe old age that it didn't reach sexual maturity until it was 100, according to dinosaur expert Edwin H. Colbert. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He hasn't got a leg to stand on now Prison trustee Ronald Danford was left without a leg to stan don when he allegedly tried to sneak an ounce of marijuana into jail inside his fake artificial limb. Authoritties in Rosharon, Texas, said the 36-year old trustee was coming from a five day furlough when they caught him with the pot. Investigators said they will hanf onto the leg until they decide wheter it is needed as evidence. Danford, serving 10 years for car theft is hobbling around on crutches. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Snails top yuck list Some folks find snails yummy, but 43% of American Adults said they wouldn't touch the little critters, according to a recent Gallup poll. That put's snails at the top of our disliked-foods list. Next on the list comes brains, with 41% of those surveyed turning up their noses. Rounding out the icky top 10 are: squid shark tripe beef kidneys beef tongue oxtail squab mussels ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Then, come the headlines. A lot of the time, headlines are what makes the story. Then, when you read it all, boring. So, here are some of my favorite headlines: Family hires private detective to find their pet cat Flower pot kills mom! Evil rapists found-dancing on TV Hero dad snatches daughter from jaws of a KILLER SHARK!!! Look next time for more!! Trash-part II Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open