Hot enough there for you there, hey? Live, from the heat-wave, it's ATI issue 181. July 5, 1999. Happy Undependence Day. <-> <-> <-> <-> ^ ^ | ATI181 | 11K and proud of it. v v <-> <-> <-> <-> I'm prime anarchist, and here's something funky for you. Then of course, our #'s run and our letters to the editor. We'll end with loose stuff and poetry, or was that much stuff, and loose poetry? Er, uh, we'll get loose and send you some poetry... HOOT MON penned by prime anarchist productions "I'm going to die by my schedule, in case you can tell." A woman wearing an olive drab polo-shirt white khaki's and the nice looking brown steel-toes has made a weekly planner to give the new summer intern, a Japanese international student who's wearing an olive drab polo shirt, white khaki's and the nice steel-toe shoes. She's thumbing through HER planner, and training him on how to be a floor manager. There's at least 4 meetings he'll be required to attend every day. 4 or 5 others are optional. She's telling him he'll make a fine manager. Of course if he keeps dressing the part; soon he may be president. Well, Hole may have killed this year's Lilith Fair, but Jerry Falwell probably just gave it mouth to mouth. He's declared it sinful and satanic. Expect record sales. SNIGLET: recessitation. The false economy that's been operating for decades now so the middle and upper class can thrive/survive without too much sacrifice - devil may care for that urine and feces smell on just about every sidewalk in this country nowadays. Give it up for Anya Lasagna. Don't get any lasagna on 'ya. How does Burger King get the fish to grow square like that? <><>Prime<><> #'s http://www.gwbush.com http://www.sunnyday.com/colfax http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers/northrup http://www.nobien.com http://www.themarcusgarveybbs.com http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken http://www.rcc.ryerson.ca/chiapas http://www.gooey.com )=( LETTUCE FROM OUR READERS )=( hey, im at kinkos now, the site works just fine! degrees (???) )=( you will become Miss Internet goto http://www.bellezze.com and win ??? (???) )=( I am going to buy a bumper stick that says "I Support Hackers" because of the recent FBI harrassement of the hacker community. The hackers retaliated, something our government has never delt with - someone with a backbone, and consequently the FBI hasen't got a clue as to what to do. The more I think about it the more I realize that I'm never going to go into the FBI. Anyways, enjoy your day everyone, expecially all you working in hot, sweaty, physical, menial labor, demeaning, low paying jobs - right here from the guy at a desk, with a computer, in a shirt and NO tie, air conditioning, making more money than you, with security clearence to national documents, and of course no physical work neccessary. Love ya all! John (203) )=( Showering with you: water sliding down my limbs, your touch on my skin. beki )=( From: CountVoo@xxxxxx/x/x/x/xx.com To: Marc Frucht Subject: re: [ati] ati180 just from a old fart... appreciate your continued efforts 'hacking' this corrupt government keep up the good work... and shutem down! )=( I think you need to strike a compromise. So many times we only have one shot at communicating. I'm sure you've run into someone who halting speaks your language & you notice how s/he leaves out certain customary articles & in the noticing you miss the communication. I'd like you to leave: ________________ a poem by Marc Even perfect round wood chip Circles around all trees in the park Bring many images of Slavery Karla [ed note: thnx K. I took U 2 heart] )=( to ati@etext.org Why not write a column called AMP. Anarchy Music & Poetry. Should be a LOT of mileage from that. anon (408) )=( One of the very best of yours that I have seen. All Ways, Ish )=( ONION'S "Stain-Removal Guide" Here's a handy guide to getting out those pesky fabric stains: :reprinted from: :Onion Vol. 35.: : Number 24 : BLOOD Spill more blood around area of stain so it won't stand out as much. INK Fall to knees and plead, "Why God, why? Why dost thou test me so?" GRASS Write the name of your liquid detergent on stain. Wash. Hold up to camera, and show off the unbelievable results. MUD Place large iron-on NASCAR patch over stain. Apply heat for 60 seconds. GRAPE JUICE Rub stain vigorously with wet paper towel from restroom while saying, "expletive, expletive, expletive." TOMATO SAUCE Take out the mook responsible for your tomato-sauce stain by executing him gangland-style in the back of the head. Capeche? COFFEE Rub cream and sugar into stain. Apply oral suction. Enjoy rich, robust coffee- stain flavor. CHEWING GUM Using permanent marker, draw dotted line around stain. Cut carefully on dotted line. NAIL POLISH Nail-polish stains are actually quite lovely. Why not leave them in for a pleasing "homecrafted" look. BLEACH Insoluble. Burn down house. USGC Declares Virus Yucky. Menom - Press Release from US Gambling Commission. Do not gamble Dec 31. If you do, you MUST stop by 11. Between noon and midnite everyone gambling is vulnerable to the Y2K body clock virus. "BodyClock causes patrons to weep," says Commissioner Gordon, "it's horrible. The last time this happened was 9/9/89. It'll happen again the end of the year because there's nothing we can do about it. We were able to stop it for 9/9/99 though." Gordon says the most common side effect to BodyClock was causing people to experience shirt-loss. -STG!- Real Story -LMFAO- Underwear Robber Gets 35 Years Prime Anarchist Real News MILWAUKEE - A gunman convicted of robbing women of their underwear blamed his crimes on cocaine and alcohol. "I'm not a bad person," Chad J. Hammond told a Milwaukee County judge before he was sentenced. "I never realized what kind of person I was on cocaine." But, Judge Mel Flanagan feels he hasn't owned up to the crimes of his sexual dysfunction. <-> <-> <-> <-> ^ ^ | | v v <-> <-> <-> <-> NEWS DESIGN EDITOR Family owned daily newspaper fighting the last great newspaper war with Gannett seeks news design editor to design Page One and inside pages and oversee nightly production. Seeking a thinker with innovative design ideas. Experience required. Competitive pay and great benefits. Letter, resume and clips to Tom Gunderson Managing Editor GBNC. 133 S. Monroe GB WI 54301 (this ad appeared on page 34 of the Green Bay News Chronicle's June 25 issue.) <-> <-> <-> <-> ^ ^ | | v v <-> <-> <-> <-> Oots! This Study Brought to you by Prozac. According to a recent study that wasn't done; most breast-fed babies grow up to prefer Burger King, whereas bottle-fed babies would rather to eat at McDonalds. Once again proving that some kids wish to have it their way, while others deserve a break today. PRIME ANARCHIST CALLED SCRUFFY by Jason and his Ferret <...about this story's being but 30%> ...Enter Prime Anarchist. I had made acquaintance with him and his friends some time previous on The Works, and we had talked on the phone a few times. At some point, I mentioned that I was experiencing this extreme harassment, and they got very serious. They offered to help. And the way they offered to help was to trace back the call. They came over and visited me. Scruffy fellows, but I still remember the eagerness to help me. They explained to me they had a friend in the phone company, someone who could look at the special records they had, the records where they see what numbers called a house (as opposed to the phone bills we see, where all the numbers the house called are listed). In this way, if I gave them some times that YOUR MOTHER had called and left some messages, we could clear up this little problem. To sweeten the deal, they asked me if I could give them something to give to the friend in the phone company, something like twenty bucks. I paid up gladly. A little later, somehow, someone broke into the Works machine with a remote sysop password, a password only I knew, that I'd not written down or given to anyone. After breaking in, this person had tried to delete my entire hard drive, but was typing in Apple computer commands to do so, and the system was on a PC. On at least one occasion, I'd used this remote password to use my machine. More on that in a moment. Well, Prime and his buddy came back and told me their friend had done his work. They'd traced back the guy who did it, but they couldn't tell me! Apparently he ALSO worked for the phone company! According to my new friends, this fellow was TAPPING MY PHONE, and picking up all this information to hack into my system and harass me and the whole deal. So, they said, they'd go in and straighten things out. Later, they called me, and proudly said that they'd gone to the guy's workplace, and found him at his desk, where they'd presented the evidence they had and told him to lay the hell off me, to never go near the Works BBS again, or he'd lose his job. The guy supposedly freaked out, and swore up and down he'd never go near my lines again. I never found out who the guy was, and I never understood everything that went down in that event, but I can say that I was honestly freaked enough that I didn't really talk to Prime Anarchist and his friend Cygnus ever again, and to be honest, the whole situation was creepy. And to be fair, the harassment did stop after they claimed they'd talked about it. But either way, if you look at it from any angle, is it any wonder I'm a little paranoid? ==== MUSIC NEWS OBIT ==== DENNIS BROWN, hailed as the "Crown Prince of Reggae" in deference to Bob Marley's kingly rating, died at the University Hospital in Kingston this morning. A spokesman for Brown's camp said the 42-year-old entertainer had been ailing for several weeks, and his condition worsened last night so he was rushed to the hospital. And our usual pome at the end. CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE: Or Am I That Which Should Do by Marc Frucht I am the generation that could have been: Our parents are bombing the shit out of- Arbitrary peoples; Our children are lashing out against- Arbitrary peoples; And we're just crying inside- Victims and conspirators often not even aware- Arbitrary peoples. Wake up. Name of God. Where does this end? Do something, Or just look like someone who will. ----<><><><>---- Have a great day, and for more ATI oriented stuff, goto: http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI redress all grievances at: ati@etext.org ------- ( . ) ------- ------- ( . . ) ------- ------- ( . ) ------- ------- ( ) -------