EXTRA: Look at Michael J. Fox, what do you think of? _____ _ _ ( _ ) (2)_ _ _ (6)_ | (_) | ___ | ,_)(_) _ _ (5) ___ | ,_) | _ | /'___)| | | |( ) ( )| |/',__)| | | | | |( (___ | |_ | || \_/ || |\__, \| |_ (_) (_)`\____)`\__)(_)`\___/'(_)(____/`\__) _____ (_ _)_ | | (_) ___ ___ __ ___ | | | |/' _ ` _ `\ /'__`\/',__) All New Special | | | || ( ) ( ) |( ___/\__, \ Millenium's End (_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(____/ Issue... December 2000's last Issue - 256. 0012311086 hrs. ::: 256 - special 8-bit tribute edition ::: Greeeeeeetings and saaaaaalivations. I just finished watching "Secret of My Succe$s" and "Back To The Future;" I'm not proud, I'll admit it: and all I could think of was blue cheese dressing. Yes, blue cheese dressing. The chunky stuff. Ooey gooey chunks. Slippery slimy chunks. No idea what I'm babbling about? Read on. When my mom sees MJ Fox she sees what I could have been. Basically all she'd hoped for me. My late dad used to see in him drug addiction I guess, and a chip on his shoulder or some such. I just remember him always calling him "a hophead just like those Beatles boys." Don't worry, he didn't care much for the Rolling Stones either. I look at him however, I see what I once was for a very brief time. I look back with shudders, moans, grunts, and sighs of relief as if I'd just squeaked past it all within hairs of my life. Yuck. The "me generation." I blame Michael J Fox, but I ultimately blame _his_ hero, Ronald Wilson Reagan. You can have it now on no money down. Buy it now, pay later, or never, or whatever, who cares, let someone else pay. What does Michael J. Fox represent to you? That's all I'm asking. That's as far as I'm going to go with this too, because I refuse to kick someone on their way down the Great Wheel. He's getting 1.3 trillion come-uppances, and that's his trip. I just watch it all going down from the sidelines. And that's all I can say for now. Anarchy cologne. Unisex. Get it at Gadzooks! Wait. Do you even know what a Gadzooks is??? Hip store. Stickers, phat pants, sparkley shirts and half shirts. If you live on either coast you may be more familiar with the Hot Topic stores chain. Bingo, it's a lot like that. Cheap clothing and accessories, mass produced, sold at high prices abusing teens, young hipsters and the parents of teens and young hipsters. Have I summed it up right? I sampled some Anarchy yesterday. What, you thought I was going to buy some? Well, at 15$ for a 2 oz red, white and black bottle with an easily "carved" /A/ symbol it's a pretty low price, but not for something that's not even worth 99 cents! You want my honest opinion? What do I look like, a perfume reviewer? A fashion critique??? OK, here goes. It's a cross between that yellow and white box of bootleg Giorgio and a huge bottle of that hideous spray stuff you buy in an Avon catalog. That's not anarchy, my friend, that's a trip to grammaw's house. Looking back if I had to say someone who smelled exactly like Anarchy Unisex cologne I can say there's a teacher I had in 3rd or 4th grade, wait, I was never her student. I just passed her classroom in the hall sometimes. Don't remember her name, but I sure do remember baby powder and something else. Like something burning or something. You walk wide but still you smell it. It attacks your throat like a bee-sting as you cough all the way to your class, sitting as close to the window as you can get. You regroup your breathing abilities and your senses. The aftertaste is a cross between SkinSoSoft and that DDT can your mom used to keep under the sink back in the late 60's. That's it. If you've never sampled Anarchy cologne, just reread my column here. You've experienced as much as you need to. Trust me. Now I looked for them on the net and I found an anarchy cologne for women alright. From about 10 years ago. It's still popular I guess. And durned expensive. Like $58 bucks or something if I remember right. But it's NOT THE SAME sniff. Perhaps these two "corps" don't know anything about each other. I can almost see a really neat lawsuit ensuing between the two. "We coined that phrase first," "no we did..." "We own the rights," "no we do." It's manufactured by some company called Rega International and I'm told they're in Illinois. But I'm having equal troubles finding them. No web presence in this day and age? Hmm. Odd. No, not odd that they have no presence. Odd that they have no presence AND they're commanding a niche in the import/export business. Whaddya think. Maybe THAT's where the 1.3 billion to Colombia went??? Oh well, won't be the last time we wasted necessary GNP on something that smells, eh? Michael J. Fox. Blue Cheese chunky stuff. Heroin Chic: the end results. Get it. Got it? Good. --==( I'm Prime Anarchist, and I said that )==-- [anarchist wears polo cologne (old school - green bottle) and occasionally smirks while trying to justify $32 / oz. expense at his current longterm lifestyle. "Priorities," he says, "priorities." ] #'s http://www.not.com http://www.mad.com http://www.fahq.com http://www.anarchy.org http://www.capsteps.com http://www.thetruth.com http://www.sondra.net/al http://www.web-docent.com http://www.sphereofhiphop.com http://www.frucht.org/gigs.html http://users.skynet.be/kola/index.htm http://www.cowboypoetry.com/whois.htm http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati255.html http://www.eskimo.com/~galt/georgia.html http://www.freespeech.org/anarchytos/pg.html http://www.projectcensored.org/cyearbook.htm http://www.info-design.com/columbine/katz02.htm http://www.longlostperfume.com/anourverofch.html http://www.freeRepublic.com/forum/a3a4f46871570.htm http://web.tiscalinet.it/mastrorizzibros/m_j_fox.htm http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MOHORbuster.html http://www.galleryAD.com/Art_of_Zines/12.07.00A.D./Taxali.html "btw, the binary equivalent of today's date is 21." -- Patrick Moore. January 1, 2001. Hey, you look a little leafy. HERE'S SOME LETTUCE 4 U... Dear Editor: Attached, please find two poems and my bio/cv. Sincerely, M.L. 'Max' Roth, Executive Editor The Success Trust Literary Family __The_Rugged_Crossing.doc ___Microsoft Word Document ____(application/msword) _____Encoding: base64 Overdue_Book.doc Cv-bio.doc [hey, do us a favor, would ya? resend 'em in .txt format. -ed.] to: ati@etext.org So 1986 was the year that GE bought out MTV and NBC eh? mausfan2005 [attn: to whoever originated what a friend sent me titled "Coffeehouse patron finds Mother Teresa in cinnamon bun," Please find us another URL to refer to. That one broke overnite. -ed] to: ati@etext.org I KNOW A SECRET THAT YOU DON'T KNOW....... YOU COULD BE EARNING $60,000 PER MONTH LIKE MY BUSINESS PARTNER AND I!!!!! Your just two postage stamps away from finding out a secret that most people will never know. bobdole@hotmail.com [ed note: umm. oh well...] to: ati@etext.org Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a *huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven Dwarfs enter... Hahaha [thanks for the virii, mickey! Good thing I use all the ancient browsers. ;-) ] /\/\/\/\ \ Screw/ / w' / \Bart \ /S's / \Head/ \--/ PRESS RELEASE CA Prison Walk From February 1 -- March 4, 2001, there will be an interfaith pilgrimage visiting about 22 prisons in California to bring out the many issues related to prison injustices in the United States. This will be a good opportunity to bring out the many related issues such as drug war injustices/corruptions, the death penalty, racial disparities in the US "justice" system, Prop215 interference by the Feds, etc. This walk is being initiated/conducted by a Buddhist nun of the Nipponzan Myohoji order which has conducted many prayer walks over the past decades in America and around the world. The local press on these walks typically offers good coverage of them in part due to the "colorful" nature of the event which includes the drumming and chanting of their traditional prayer for truthful understanding. Depending on the size of local participation en route the media coverage could expand to regional and national levels. Projections as of now for number of long distance walkers (15-17mi/day, total 500mi over a much longer route from Oakland to Fresno to Tehachapi to San Bernardino to Los Angeles to Santa Barbara ending at Lompoc prison) is a modest 10-15 walkers who will need overnight accomodations along the way. This walk has the potential to catalyze large events at locales along the route depending on how well local organizers/coordinators take advantage of this opportunity to participate locally and organize events along the way so that local speakers can bring out their various prison issue related messages to the participants and the public via media coverage along the way. Big or small, this walk will take place on schedule and whatever "snowball effect" this announcement may have on the eventual size and impact of this walk will depend on what the reader does with this information in the coming days and weeks. Please forward this brief overview message to your networks for review of details at the walk website http://www.stormpages.com/geronimo33/caprisonwalk.html and ask those interested in helping to organize/coordinate local events along this walk route, join a part of the route along the way, provide hospitality, etc. ] | | [ Jadies and lentle-men, in honor of issue 256's 256ness, I've powered up the old TRaSh80 model 100 portable computer. Would you know the 4 AA batteries were still good? After all these years. Oh well, what a hassle it's gonna be null-modemming this phile in, but you know what? It's gonna be worth it. Do any of you remember null modemming? Well, that WAS before Al Gore invented the NullModem cable wasn't it? Of course. So... /\/\/\/\ \I know/ / was < \screwy\ / 2 / \start \ \ with/ \.../ Somebody tell me, who's Tom Joad. Bruce won't help me Nor will Zack I looked in the histr'y books All the way back Ask you ask you I ask you please Somebody tell me Who's Tom Joad. Somebody tell me Who WAS Tom Joad Arlo's tight-lipped - N Woody's dead. N Library of Congress Should be destroyed Just like Shakespeare said, said and said and said. Ask me ask me If I Told you you'd know'd. Somebody tell me Who was Tom Joad. \\ 1 more? // Little Boy Back seat of Chevy Geo Stares into the sun Dad passes a car. Boy sicks his blue and white PowerRanger doll on The Overtaken vehicle Through his backseat passenger window. \\ - - - - - - >>> // So add non-organic grapefruits to my list of things that make both my wrists lose all their hair overnite. Organic ones don't! The other two factors are 2400 mg. of ulcer antibiotics per day and kenalog cortisteroid back when I was little. (((*^%&$^$#%^#%$#&^%^*&*^@!*^*&$^###@))) We end this millenium with a poem reprint. You Who Are New by Sondra Ball You who are new here, who name your ancestors through ships that sailed from Ireland or from Italy; who trace your ties with this land through a mere two or three centuries; how can you possibly understand the hold a thousand generations have upon me? Twenty thousand years ago, the blood of my grandmothers splashed on the ground of birthing lodges on this continent. Twenty thousand years ago, the bodies of my grandfathers crumbled into soil on this continent. It is not history that holds me here, or tradition, or wanderlust. It is blood- the blood of a thousand generations running through soil, and through time, into my veins From AutumnLeaves Magazine http://www.sondra.net/al/vol5/51new.htm /free/----/subscription?\ /send/------/SUBSCRIBE ATI\ /to/-/listserv@franklins.net\ Send all submissions, letters to the editor and lovenotes to: ati@etext.org or click on the homepage at: http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist