<><><><><\><|><><><><> <> <> <> AA TTTTTT IIIIII <> <> A A TT II <> <> AAAA TT II <> <> A A TT II <> <> A A TT IIIIII <> <> <> <><><><><2><7><6><><><><> 0105200939 OVERHEARD AT THE IMC: Not In Context But Very Telling. reprinted by Nonym Eyes Yes too bad - you know I started out at 300.bps (like a bug crawling across the screen) My first 14.4 was like lighting - my highest speed is 33.6 I'm happy with my speed thank-you-very-much [ref]= [indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=40927&group=webcast] And now, here's Ponty Mython with the weekly SPAM (tm) report. Received the following: TED KOPPEL, NIGHTLINE, "IT PROMISES TO BECOME HUGE" as the subject header. Funny; had I not received this spam at least 25 times in the past three years, I might have thought it was a real email. Drats, foiled again. Another one goes into the little garbage can inside the Windows (tm) icon. GREETINGZ - i'm prime! Here's the zine. ATI issue 276. Yup, jumbled up into a different order, a bit, eh? We'll go back to the same order you're used to next week. Maybe. laterz, prime A L L N E W C A R V E D - U P S P A M IT'S BEEN MANY MANY WEEKS SINCE WE'VE DONE A SPAM CARVING, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ONE? Tired of the 40 X 40 X 40 Plan? You know: Receive 40 emails from someone you don't know 40 days in a row, then notice 40% of your inbox is spam! Spam, spam, spam and spam. Is receiving spam too annoying for words? Are you sick of receiving email with no personal fulfillingness and even less future? If you're determined to retire in the next 2 - 50 years with no spam in your inbox, and are not afraid to work work it, I can help you. If you've tried other techniques in the past that have failed to live up to their promises, THIS IS DIFFERENT THAN ANYTHING ELSE YOU'VE SEEN! THIS IS NOT A GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEME! BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY WE'VE SUDDENLY MODULATED INTO ALL-CAPS. WELL I'LL TELL YOU. OUR BLOODPRESSURE JUST INCREASED BECAUSE WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO TELL YOU THIS. YOUR INBOX DOES NOT HAVE TO BE THE SMEGMA PIT OF DOOM! DON'T GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT TRYING THIS! DO IT NOW! "The moment you commit and quit holding back, all sorts of unforseen incidents, meetings and material assistance will rise up to help you. The simple act of commitment is a powerful magnet for help." -Napoleon Hill (don't ask, I have no friggin' idea who s/he is.) Do it now before it's too late! Hold your shift key down right now, and move your mouse clicker arrow up until every single email before this one is highlighted. Then simply touch the key marked "del" ever so gently, and repeat after me. "I've now rid myself of more spam than I've ever done before, I've now rid myself of more spam than... [three or more times]) After that you will achieve great happiness and much care-free good vibrations. Thank you, and have a nice day. AND ANOTHER FINE ROADSIDE BROADSIDE from marco MR. SANDCASTLE (ch) Hey Mr. Sandcastle Worth all the trouble And the hassle Hey Mr. Sandcastle I hope you last G C / G / F / G C / FCG You're a working man with a wife and kids Sleeping in the back of your car I wonder how you even manage to live Sleeping in the back of your car G F C G / F C G - / G F C G / F C G - Homeless generation and you know that's true We're moving fast toward that All the shelters and the Holiday Inns You know we can't change that. (ch) 10% of population is rich Other 90 go poor Half the ninety think they're middle class Who they foolin' no more. Said 10% of population is rich Other 90 go poor Half the ninety think they're middle class Who they foolin' no more. (ch) repeat and fade #'s http://www.ixquick.com http://www.interpol.int http://www.lamrim.com/hhdl http://www.peacepilgrim.org http://www.internetmovies.com http://www.fordreallysucks.com http://www.angelfire.com/my/ahanews1 http://www.zinebook.com/resource.html http://www.morehouse.org/hin/zines.html http://www.audioparadox.com/audioparadox http://www.mybookmarks.com/public/cdaledave http://www.cwgh.com/pages/links/popculzin.html http://www.newsreview.com/issues/Sacto/2001-05-10/cover.asp http://www.phreak.org/archives/underground/worldview/WV2-4.txt http://richmond.indymedia.org/local/webcast/uploads/bushenergy.swf We end this week with metaphors: The Man Who Was Looking Hard by marc frucht Part IV One time Jesus was sitting there talking to him. "You know what?" he told Christ. "You know what, I'll tell you. "You know what he said?" he said. "I'm searching for the metaphors of the Christ." Part V He coveted the keys to the kingdom. He was shown the door. feedback? ati@etext.org