Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written March 20, 1994 #043 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "I Came, I Saw, I..." ³ by ³ Guido Sanchez À ÄÄ Ù ---------- was jaded: hah.. a year ago I wrote the BLaH cum-bak file.. rebirth of BLaH and all that.. what a joke.. just called up obloid sphere in another "window".. hah.. I'm on a 486dx33 with 5 megs of ram and I feel like a fool every time some warez geek asks me what kind of computer I've got and I oblige him flawlessly with one breath... I see all these groups spawned by BLaH, or at least paying homage, like PuD, MiLK, Propaganda Unlimited.. pretty incredible to say the least.. I get mail from people on boards telling me that they loved BLaH, it sure was funny, but they don't understand what it means when I reply "3y3 sed mah FaRtZZZzzz sh0rrrre iZ ZtinK333"...hell, I sit down to write a BLaH file and I can't even remember what number I'm on... call up Obloid Sphere, and I can't even add a voting question.. download the files and remember their names.. remember going through and editing them, or writing them if they were mine.. remember talking to Connie on the phone "wouldn't it be great if we could.." remember on a 300 baud Kaypro ][ with MITE term program.. still on 2400 though, not that you all care.. great clause that relenquishes me from any "mis"perception of poserishness from you.. "who cares" is the phrase that allows you to abdicate any responsibilty for what you say.. not that it matters is another one.. I look through BLaH, old stuff and new, and cringe when people greet me with "that stuff was great!" or "oh yah, I read your stuff". I'm like every other pseudo-intellectual aspiring artist coffeehouse genX'r who thinks that all his previous work was crap.. and it was.. but I revel in my media, I suppose, and damn the message.. hah.. was watching Renegade on TV today.. there was a guy arguing that he wasn't doing it for the result but the process.. the thrill and all that.. human beings are processes, a stretch in the rubber band of our biosphere.. science teaches that nature strives to reach a lowest possible anything.. be it lowest possible energy level of electron clouds, be it decay radioactive or otherwise, be it the very force of gravity that makes us possible.. so what are humans? a spike in the rubber- band of evolution, eventually going to snap back to normal.. point is, in the beginning there was nothing, in the end there will be nothing.. we _are_ the middle.. a process that will be undone soon enough, but we matter anyway.. because we're the only thing capable of mattering.. mathematics.. even computers, are just virtual platforms built on a well of 1s and 0s.. computers interpret and make a big thing about binary numbers, make virtual causes and effect within the platform and while we should never lose sight of the fact that it's JUST a platform, you've gotta take into account the fact that it's the platform that made you and contains you.. human beings when you get right down to it are merely discernation machines between chaos and order.. we search for order continuously in an attempt to scythe away the unknown.. from our first blurry blobs that we came to know as mom and dad to the extrapolation of what is inherently good and what was inherently evil, we look for patterns. And we act on these patterns.. that's what's so bullshit about the whole P.C. anti-stereotype crusade.. Human beings are creatures that are built of stereotype and prejudging. What am I saying? Nothing.. just feeling the thrill of confusion.. I always said that the best way to confuse someone was to give them unlimited choices.. be it cable tv or buying a car, you can take advantage of these things.. noticing patterns and all.. the cyclical nature of behavior and indeed BLaH itself.. okay, fuck this, BLaH is back, faster than you can say que la fuerza este con usted.. ------------ was spanish: it's the number one show on TV worldwide, it's ­SABADO GIGANTE! With Don Francisco.. aka Mario Kroitzberger.. some guy from central europe with a flair for spanish.. I always get a kick out of the english influence on the show and culture it represents.. "Esteban y Carlos tocos los discos en la biblioteca. Yo tengo PEPSI COLA, es muy frio." regardless of chatline and Irc assholes who call me a fucking spic, the result of many years in texan school systems leaves me a bit wanting in the art of conversation. --------- was done: girls that are innocent try to prove that they're guilty, and guilty ones try to prove that they're innocent.. call her innocent and she claims she's not and is on her back faster than you can say Gloria Steinham . Speaking of which, I found something in the newspaper the other day that's sure to be worth millions in the years to come. That riot of a comic strip, Cathy, of which I'm a regular reader, printed an error last week... in this one strip, NOT A SINGLE TEAR OF SWEAT WAS FLYING FROM ANY CHARACTER AT ALL. Needless to say, that one's going into the safety deposit box along with . -------------- was conquered: fine, here's a damn top ten list for you assholes who skip through tfiles instead of pouring through, committing each line to memory like you should... BURN ALL OTHER TFILES, BLAH HAS RETURNED DAMNIT.. Top Ten Reasons I'm A Fuck -------------------------- 10. I just thought of a punchline to that Cathy joke and I'm too damn lazy to go back and add it in. ["along with that one episode of Fred Basset that was actually funny"] 9. I think of titles of issues of BLaH before I think of topics. 8. His name was Rico, he wore a diamond.. 7. Self-pity, self-loathing, self-domination 6. No future and no penis 5. Joey Buttafuoco 4. After I write this I'm going to turn on the TV, find a good fuck movie and wack on, wack off.. 3. Shit, it's 2am .. all the good ones are probably over by now.. wait, it's a Saturday night.. I dunno 2. Too much influence over those easily influenced 1. Profundity doesn't come very easy to me. ------------ was flipped: hah.. I do that a lot.. get a word any word, and then find the perfect acronym definition for it.. see that dash separator up there? the --- thingie? I did that first, and then stopped at an arbitrary length and typed whatever, knowing that it would fill it all the way.. maybe I'm watched over, maybe i'm naive, maybe it's subconscious, but the second highest thing I believe with the most conviction is that things will ALWAYS work out.. I could be 30 miles away at 2am and have no way of getting home, but I have the faith that things will work out.. and I've sure as hell gotten more than my share of positive reinforcement because things always DO work out.. there's always a cheezy blaze 103.5 fm rockin schaumburg guy who'll give me a ride 30 miles out of his way.. I go out and don't plan a when and how I'll be back, I just know that I will... because what's the alternative? Death, of course... the alternative is the nothingness that is synonymous with death.. that's the burden of recognizing no god.. is that when you die, you die.. to be an atheist is to be an ignorant fool. Theists too. You'll find out soon enough what happens when you die, why worry about it now. --------- was BLaH: Moral to this shit is that BLaH is.. vague at best, and it's the very best indeed. Releases will be when I feel like it.. what I need now is to spew out some silly crappy release that'll make joe Q warez laugh his 0-2 day ass off.. and still it gives me pleasure, catering to people. I still feel empty feelings inside and nothing will placate me. fuck this.. okay, I'm wacky again.. got gn00 ideas for gn00 filez... gn00 beginning? probably not.. the same old shit recycled from conversations you've never heard but will see the embellishment of in these tfiles.. the way god intended. Fuck You. Love, Me. <*** End of Rant ***> <-Propaganda and Shit----------------------------------------------------> BLaH is Big Long and Hairy, a tfile group for writers who want exposure, fame and fortune, and a BLaH Prez Baseball Cap. Those interested in joining should form your own damn group. What I can do you can do it better. Not to promote isolationism, but in a global society with an increasingly homogenous culture, spikes of individuality are precious few. Why taint it by joining together with someone else. People who think that was crap are encouraged to contact Guido Sanchez on any board anywhere or through internet at sanchez@foley.ripco.com. BLaH - Where we don't know what we think. BLaH Support Boards - Where to get the fileZzz tZZz Nun-Beaters Anonymous <708> 251-5094 - my place The Obloid Sphere <708> 965-3098 Look for hardcopy BLaHzine, a collection of PrintShop clip art and zany yet socially relevant cartoons, stories, essays, etc.. at your more obscure bookhouses and coffeestores. <---PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET--------------------------------->