ΪΔΔΔΏ ΪΔΔΔΏ ΪΔΔΔΔΔΔΏ ΪΩ ΐΏ ³ ΐΔΔΔΔΔΔ ³ ³ ΐΔΏ ³ ΐΔΔΔΔΏ ³ ΐΏ ΓΔΔΔΔΏ ΐΔΏ ³ ³ ³ ΐΔΔ ΐΏ ³ ³ ³ ΪΩ ³ ΪΔΩ ³ ΔΔΏ ΪΔΔΩ ΐΔΔΔΔΔΔΩ ³ ΐΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΩ Damned Fucking Shit Edited by Access Denied Issue #4 Title: Why I Hate /. Or a courier for CRiMSON . These guys aren't couriers though. And they spend a SHITLOAD of money on their LD calls because they don't know shit about phreaking or using k0dez or anything like that. So they bitch about having huge fone bills like $400 dollars a month. And they ask on way / Hmmm... that was fun... now I'll bash something else... how about: Wanna-be / And lesse... well maybe one ANSi artist is good. But the rest pretty much SUCK. These types of groups only exist because there are people who think they can do ANSi but actually can't, and don't get the hint when some bigger group totally rejects them or something. They get the one good artist because he either feels sorry for them or just doesn't want to be in some huge group. Blah. They suck. If I wanna see shitty ANSi I'll go and draw some myself. Now for: Wanna-be H/P/A/Etc d00ds! This is the guy who thinks he knows shit because he read some magazine like Phrack #3 or something. Not that Phrack is bad (shit, it's the best 'zine ever if you ask me!), but Phrack 3 is kinda old. And because he found Phrack 3 on some little SW/PD BBS he thinks he's the biggest H/P GOD in the whole WORLD. Sure. Then they ask something like: I was just Blue Boxing off my data line and I couldn't figure out what to do. Can anyone help? This is the kind of guy who DESERVES to be busted. Anyway, this guy goes around telling all sorts of idiots how to make a blue box and get themselves busted. Kewl. Maybe this guy will die. And now: PC Board Face it, it sucks. Some people tell me "Hey man! It's the k00lest BBS software around!" I HATE IT!!!!! IT SUCKS IF YOU ASK ME. How the HELL do you use the message areas?!?!?! ARGH! I HATE IT! Now I'll bash: Pretty much any OTHER BBS software. Ok. The best BBS software out is Renegade. Cuz I run it. It's obviously the best in security and all that other crap. I HATE the user interface for ViSiON-X and ViSiON/2 and Oblivion/2 and all that other crap and Celebrity... oh, I mean Celerity . All those damn Forum hacks SUCK. They all have a zillion bugs that no one says anything about. And you can only run 3 BBSs with that software in the same area code. HA HA. Right. Like people don't use the millions of cracks out there for em all. Renegade's the best. And it's free to. No 50 dollars for the first 2 BBSs and then 100 dollars for the third. That's crap. Let's bash: RAP in All forms RAP SUCKS. Here's rap: Fuck shit damn fuck shit nigger pussy I cum in your ass while I gun down 50 niggers in the muther fucking school. I don't fuck men. I fuck myself. I fuck the police. I fuck I fuck I fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT PISS PISS PISS. You bitch I'm gonna shoot your mother fucking ass cuz you is werin' yo hat the wrong muther fucking way. Shit fuck this damn bitch with my dick in her pussy. IT'S TOTAL CRAP! Don't these convicted felons have anything better to do with their lives than sit in front of a microphone and yells swears at the top of their lungs? I guess not. They suck. Rap should be illegal. How about: Computers made by Apple Face it. If you're using a Mac to read this YOU CAN BLOW ME. Macs SUCK! THEY SUCK!!! I HATE the interface! I don't even have Windoze on my hard drive. Why would I want to use a MAC? GOD THEY SUCK. First of all they're slow as all hell. Second of all the keyboard sucks. It's to damn small and looks ugly. And the mouse only has ONE button!!!!! STUPID! And on the pull down menus you have to always keep pressing on the button. You can't just click on the menu bar! It SUCKS! And they cost 1000 dollars more than an MS-DOS machine that is twice as fast. Enough said, Apple and anything made by Apple sucks. And: Religious Fanatics Shit. I'm not even going to say anything. THEY SUCK. I hope they all die. Religion is the downfall of society. If I decided to bash religion, this textfile would be about 15 megs in length. Well... I can't think of anything else to bash so I'll leave it at that. There's probably a lot more and if I can find more crap to bash I'll make another bash file. If I insulted anybody, anything or any group, GOOD! You deserve to get bashed you stupid fucks. This file written totally by Access Denied. Greets to Incarnate, Dementia Praecox, CRiMSON, MTS, and anyone else I know and don't hate (about 7 other people) and any group that those people are in that still actually exists. Watch for the next DFS issue coming soon. But don't ask me when. ΙΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ» Ί Distribution Sites: Ί Ί If you're on the BBSs you know it. Ί Ί Fuck you if you're not. Ί ΘΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΌ