GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD G G w _____ ____ 1 4 777 "Ass-Hairs" w D // | \ 11 44 7 by Lobo Licious D * || ____ | || | 1 444 7 * G || || \ / | || | 1 4 7 issue #147 of "GwD: The American Dream G w \\___// \/\/ |____/ 111 4 7 with a Twist -- of Lime" * rel 05/05/05 w D D GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- this is gross, so feel free to skip it. or comment about how it made you vomit. or whatever. so i just got back from the bathroom. when i got there, the two urinals were occupied. "no big deal," i figured as i sauntered into one of the stalls. i was about to lift the seat, like a nice fellow, when i noticed that said seat was bespeckled with a multitude of hairs. ass-hairs. sure, it's not uncommon to see an ass-hair or a stray pube on the toilet seat in a public bathroom; that's what they make those seat covers for. but it is rare to see a multitude of ass-hairs on the same toilet seat. whoever used the stall last (hopefully just one person deposited these, since otherwise people would have been sitting on each-other's ass-hairs, which would be quite disgusting) apparently has a shedding problem. disgusting as it was, i wish i'd had my digital camera just so i could show all of you fine people what i'm talking about. anyway, i proceeded to lift the seat using my foot (just the bottom of it, actually), as i was taught in elementary school, and take my leak. i then came back to my office, shaking my head, pondering the ass-hairs. - http://www.chach-house.net/~lobo/ - --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- Issue#147 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585 copyright (c) MMV Lobo Licious/GwD Publications /---------------\ copyright (c) MMV GwD, Inc. All rights reserved :HUMANITY SUCKS.: a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD : Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/ FYM -+- http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org -+- FYM GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD