GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e , I n c o r p o r a t e d Presents: __ __ 888888888 0000000 _____ ____ _| |__| |_ 888 888 000 000 // | \ |_ __ _| 888 888 000 000 000 || ____ | || | | | | | 888888888 000 000 000 || || \ / | || | _| |__| |_ 888 888 000 000 000 \\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 888 888 000 000 000 |__| |__| 888 888 000 000 888888888 0000000 "The Significance of 05-25-00" by Kilroy ----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #80 ----- ----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 ----- Hell yeah, bizatch - check it: 05-25-00 wass the perfect day, as mentioned in the last GwD release. Let's see why: 05 - (5*5) - 2000 05 - (5*5) - (400*5) 05 - (5*5) - [(500-100)*5] 05 - (5*5) - {[(5*100)-100]*5} 05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*20))-(5*20)]*5} <-damn, I'm not sure what to do with the {[()]} at this level... 05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*4)))-(5*(5*4))]*5} 05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*(5-1))))-(5*(5*(5-1)))]*5} 05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*(5-5/5))))]-(5*(5*(5-(5/5))))]*5} So it's got 15 5's in it, which you may be thinking is pretty damn sneaky, because, well, 15 = 5 * 3. But WAIT! 5*3 = 5*(5-2) = 5*[5-(5/5)-(5/5)] That's another 6 5's , bringing us to 21 5's. My derivation of the 15 5's took 9 lines, which is 5+(5-5/5), bringing us to 30 5's. 30 is 5 * 6. 6 mod 5 is 1. So, obviously, with mathematical proof, GwD is number 1, because it knows when to release its hyper-373t3 text philes, dood. Kickass. Greeny is a master of numerology, too. - Kilroy, with way too much free time [Also, this here file is part of a release on 01-03-01 which, of course, adds to 5. Word, G.] /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ --- The GwD High Council --- Top Worshipper Type of Guy - Lobo Licious Top Dog Type of Guy - Seth The Man Top Organizer Type of Guy - Ratt Fink Worshipper Type of Guy - Diamondback Dog Type of Guy - TransDerm-Nitro Advisor/Corsair - Yancey Slide \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\ | Lobo Licious - Seth The Man - The Lizard King - Yancey Slide - Sir Flea | | Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man - fastjack - Diamondback - Bill Hooper | | Lasher - Mogel - Izzy - Bob the Master of the World - K2 - Carson - Rainne | | Trailer Park Queen - The Mad Screamer - Priest - Snotty - Purpldrgn | | Pezzy - Otis - Franken Gibe - Kilroy | \------------------------------------------------------------------------------/ - Vehicular Manslaughter on the Information Super Highway - *%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%* for Car-Jacking: GwDweb - http://www.GREENY.org/ for Drive By Shootings: GwD Pubz, beatch! - http://gwd.mit.edu/ ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/ for Driving Under the Influence: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/ Da Den - http://www.snakeden.org/ for Hit and Run: GwD@GREENY.org (Fan/Hate Mail) subscribe@GREENY.org (FREE CRAP) submit@GREENY.org (Submit now!) editor@GREENY.org (Letters to Editor/Pimp LL) %*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*% (-) (-) Postal (-) (-) GwD, Inc. P.O. Box 16038 Lubbock, Texas 79490 (-) (-) latsoP (-) (-) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What kind of a Christian are you for God's sake?" - Some Hillbilly in _Pumpkinhead_ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <-+- A S M D -+-> GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\ copyright (c) MM GwD Publications :DIE COCKSUCKERS: copyright (c) MM GwD, Inc. : GwD : All rights reserved \---------------/ GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD80