Oh my GawD! ***** HOW FAR CAN TOO FAR GO? ***** More from GwaD! The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated Brings YOU 1 Brand New Super Huge Text File for Summer 2001! (Issue #100 of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime) -=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=- -=< GwD News, Issue #15 >=- gwd100.txt - The Lamest Textfile Ever (by GwD, Inc.). -+- GREEN is GOOD. -+- ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** R E L E A S E N O T E S ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** WORD TO YOUR MOMS. There's only _one_ textfile in this release. Why? Because it's the biggest, most godawful t-file experience ever! Well, not quite *the* biggest. The largest single-issue release of an e-zine (to the best of our knowledge) is ANADA #50, which is 1.5MB. It's a bunch of song lyrics, though. The second longest (again, to the best of our knowledge) is HOE #1110. At around 600KB, it's the longest e-zine issue that's *REAL TEXT* (not song lyrics). GwD #100 is 491KB...it may not be the biggest, but it's defi- nitely the most godawful P.O.S. of a t-file ever. You don't believe me? Read it and see. ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** Summaries of New Issues ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** "The Lamest Textfile Ever" = GwD100 = Not only is it insanely large, it's not very well organized! *That* is what makes it 'The 'Lamest Textfile Ever.' Read it, live it, love it... ----- -*- No Added Fillers. Just 100% Cheese for 100% Great Taste. -*- ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** What's going on in Grenedom? ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** -> HEADLINES <- We've reached issue #100. Rejoice, have a drink. Quit your job, have a drink. Get kicked out by your wife, have a drink. Go to AA, have a drink. If your thirst for the word of Grene is not quenched with this monstrosity of a single-issue release, rest assured that GwD will be releasing many more files by some of your favorite dr00gs in the near future...the VERY near future. Stay tuned, chaches. -> OTHER NEWS <- GwD's long association with the Massachusetts Institute of Technology will soon come to an end. We've lost our seat on the Board of Regents and thus, our effective control of the campus computer network. As such, we're soon to lose our Publications storehouse, gwd.mit.edu. That site will remain active for a few more days/weeks, but after that time you will have to visit the main site (www.GREENY.org) in order to read the text for which you yearn. Fah, like any of you give a shit. As long as "The Beat of a Different Drummer" is available somewhere, there shouldn't be any uprisings. "Shouldn't" being the operative word. -> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <- If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims, etc.), DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for you, baby. Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once submitted, articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc. (unless they have been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them however we see fit, even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you). -> LETTERS TO THE EDITOR <- Got a comment/question/complaint/rant? Send 'em our way. editor@GREENY.org is always waiting for your e-mails. [All spelling/grammar errors are those of the author(s) and are not errors on the part of GwD, cuz, well, we're perfect. Yeah.] ----- Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 12:54:42 -0400 (EDT) From: "youlda97097@bigfoot.com" To: youlda@bigfoot.com Subject: hello (11929) THIS IS NOT A SPAM [Bullshit. - Ed.] Your name was given to us by a brokerage email company as a list of surfers who wanted to receive more information on entertainment products This message is intended for adult customers only. We are target emailing only those who are interested in getting the most out of entertainment Don't forget to see what everyone is going wild over:This is a mailling list you have subscribed to Offering you the ability to access the newest sites in the industry To visit the newest sites in the industry please click on the link below If the brokerage company put your email address on this list by mistake we will be happy to remove you from future mailings. This service is provided at no cost to you. ----- ~~~~~ -*- Worship the Devil -*- CONTACT: The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc. http://www.GREENY.org/ Pubz - http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/ - Pubz ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/ gwd@GREENY.org P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490 - for moral, ethical, spiritual, and financial guidance - * Lusty busty teens - always live and ready! * The GwD Task Force, Inc. - Bringing YOU All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993 GwD News #15 - rel.05-25-01 - by Chili Con Queso and Bob the Master of the World ***** copyright (c) MMI GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. ***** -*- GwD - "God, we're Dorks." - GwD -*- GwDN15