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It's you. Hi. This is not the usual HOE-DATE Action where I babble a LOT about nothin'. Today I have big business. Wh0a! I won't waste too much time...there's a lot of business... In case you're not too hyper-elitly tuned to Mogel-Land, you might be unaware, but the HOE Home Base is changing. Surprise! This means lots of confusing transition work for me. Argh. But at any rate, this will not be a bad thing. What's actually changing isn't all that much. I was, at first, horrified by the prospect of my board going down, just because there were no other good boards in 215 that cared about the mighty text file specifically like Mogel-Land did. I was going to weep, and I was going to struggle. Thankfully, I was able to save all my groupies hearts by finding a suitable replacement. Black Francis (of such esteemed HOE and ReD fame), had an interest in preserving the zine-scene and making his board pick up all the texts of Mogel-Land. In essence Mogel-Land will be jumping right into Black Frannie's board. The NEW HOE Home Base is called "Goat Blowers Anonymous" and will carry all the best of my board plus more. Frannie is a more dedicated SysOp, and his system is a lot better than mine. This is all good. Now for the IMPORTANT STUFF [Heh], All HoeOps that run Hoe Boards are required to Check into GBA as soon as they can. There is no Hoe-Distro list this HOE-Date because basically (temporarily) almost all the HOE boards are temporarily not sites anymore. Just for the sake of having people check in, and making shure that we still have alive sites out there. At any rate, please check into GBA as soon as possible. The number is (215) 750-0392. Anyone that's still here might be wondering why I am closing my board down. Well, to be honest my life is really kinda of fucked right now. But, in short, I'm going to be moving to Rochester, New York soon and I wanted to keep the Home of HOE in 215. I'll be calling GBA remote plenty. Next order of Business: HOE has moved onto the iNpH0mAtiOn sUpaH- hIgHwAy recently and gotten an ftp site. Now you can get the latest issues (thanks to DisordeR of FUCK and The Chief of uXu) at the following sites: ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/HOE [Part of UZA - Underground Zine Archice] ftp.lysator.liu.se /pub/texts/uxu/HOE The sites at the moment this is released might not be totally together, but this *IS* where the gNu HOEs will come in. Also, I wanted to mention something cool that Mad Arab did on his board S.o.S. There's now a "guest" account that all people can use. It entitles FULL leech access, read-only access every big h/p net around, a place to pick up new HOEs, and one of the biggest collections of virus Research stuff 'round. Just logon with the handle "Anonymous" and the Password "Guest". As always, HOE is now looking for writing and submissions. We simply want good t-files that'll be appreciated by people. Real simple, right? We want class, we want style, we want it all. We are not happy stalking in the shadows of the damned underlings like oh-so much middle ground cattle. The pig is more. Much, much more. We will eat these other people without spirit and vision as if they were freshly laid turds. Although I've lost my college account, there's two places you can net e-mail me at currently. The place that I'll get the message the FASTEST actually shames me. Here.. I'll admit it now...My Father owns Prodigy. You can send me mail at wvft86d@prodigy.com and it'll fly to me (I hate prodigy, just so you know. I *just* use that nifty Mail Manager Proggy they have). Another place you can reach me at is mogel@gamepower.com - But I only logon to that place every couple days or so. And the last new thing is that we're changing this here format of HOE-DATE. Now we're going to be extra goofy. Lots of Random stuff from writers and anything relating to the Modem Society. We got lots of neat stuff in this most recent release (45-60), so I hope you out there enjoy. There were some one-shots and weird gunk. Defiant is leaving us (I'll miss your sarcastic chats) and we picked up a whole bunch of new (I'm not sure how dedicated) writers. I'd like to thank the HOE writers, even though you guys are lazy as shit, I appreciate the stuff. I'd also like to really thank Corrosion: Things can only get better, so thanks for sticking through the shit and reminding me what the hell I'm doing. You rule. OH, and in case anyone was wondering... Godd *IS* real. He is not a fictional person. I hope you understand now that we here at HOE don't even have to MAKE UP this kind of stuff. It already exists. Since we ragged on Godd so bad by putting his messages in here, we'll plug his Zine. It's called DpE. Digital Phreakers ELiTE. I'm NOT making this stuff up! The name is serious. pHeAr tHeM!!!!!!1 -m0gEEEEEl aNd tHE pReSeNT-KReW [wE'rE bEtTeR tHaN tHoZE FuTUre GuYz!] ______________________________________________________________________________ =------------=-----------------------=------------------------=---------------= | | | ...Gettin' Stoned off t-files... | | | |=------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------= The below is a flyer I got that was being passed out from some government guy that was wearing an "I AM NOT A FEDERAL AGENT" shirt and matching base ball cap. I figured it might be important. -Abigwar ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many of todays text files can cause drug use symptoms. Below is a list of the effects of many different 'zines. Introduction: The government, [Read: Your oppressors] first became aware of a great supply of drugs being passed out every where, even right over the governments noses on the internet, when the BBS 'Mogel-Land' some where in Philadelphia was busted. After examining the T-Files contained on Mogel-Land, (who's sysops [Mogel] name will not be released) for many hours the agents started to realize they where being effected by some unknown drug. After much research they discovered the truth. Included is my (Uncle Sam's) very own experience with one of these files. Texts can make your moods change by the content of it, focus around you becomes dazzled, and you can only focus on what you are reading. Perception is changed. Things may appear out of the corner of your eye. They may or may not be their, but you will never know because you are focused. It can cause unpredictable behavior, and emotional instability. This type of file is a hallucinogen. Some texts alter your perception, just like a hallucinogen. They can produce red eyes and strain from trying to focus on obscure writing. / Mogel you fat fucking 4 eyed little .. G> you got nothing... G> your a fucking lil italiant degoba loser G> fucking cock sucking faggot with no skill G> however i still wonder how the fuck you enter and exit your house with such G> an excess fucking mass of gut! Uhm.. bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Mogel's skinnier than me, and I weigh, like, two pounds! You're quite possibly the biggest moron I've ever encountered during my six years of calling out. Also, if Mogel is a "faggot with no skill", why do you keep begging to be a distribution site for HoE?! I think you have a fat-complex, brought on by the obeseity of your mother, and the fact that you have an un-natural love for her and her blubbering mounds of fat. *%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%* From: Godd To : Black Francis Subj: Re: DpE/Tf Stat: Posted on "The Pit" nope sorry fucking loser i asked him 2 times and he said no so i never aksed again , and i never begged so go fuck yourself and your mother joke shit is stupid, was that supposed to be an offense. *%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%* From: Godd To : Kaos,Black Francis- And Some Oth Subj: mm's Stat: Posted on "The Pit" you all are fucking little follwer losers, all over mogel dick. dont tell me your not cause you came back and talked in his defense before even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs! kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking stoopid as shit ...... mogel ... what is there to say YOUR LAME incarnate. Mogel Minions everywhere will die, proably do to boredom when Mogel Moves to new york .... that fucking pussy. Godd The Death Faber SEED oF THE ViNE THE NEGATiVE CrEEP [Dpe]/[Bards Guild] *%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%* From: Black Francis To : Godd Subj: Re: DpE/Tf Stat: Posted on "The Pit" G> nope sorry fucking loser G> i asked him 2 times and he said no so i never aksed again , and i never G> begged so go fuck yourself You asked Mogel, Me, and Slater. Try thinking that one over, smart-guy. Besides, if I could fuck myself, would I be here? G> and your mother joke shit is stupid, was that supposed to be an offense. I was 100% dead serious. All you do is talk about fat. black francis *%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%* From: Black Francis To : Godd Subj: Re: mm's Stat: Posted on "The Pit" G> you all are fucking little follwer losers, all over mogel dick. G> dont tell me your not cause you came back and talked in his defense before G> even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill G> everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives G> consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs! G> kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his G> boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking G> stoopid as shit ...... mogel ... what is there to say YOUR LAME incarnate. G> Mogel Minions everywhere will die, proably do to boredom when Mogel Moves to G> new york .... that fucking pussy. Hahahaha.. I shouldn't even stoop low enough to answer this mind-numbing display of stupidity, but, hell, I have nothing better to do right about now. 1) I'm 17 years old, and I am a keyboard jockey to put it mildly. I know more about this shit then you will ever know. G> consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs! G> kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his 2) Burger King rules, blasphemer! G> boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking G> stoopid as shit ...... mogel ... what is there to say YOUR LAME incarnate. 3) My I.Q. is most likely twice as high as yours. But, you're too stupid to do the math. So, you'll never know. G> even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill G> everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives 4) You're going to kill me? Oh no! Oh, dear lord, no! Please do not make good on your promise! Argh! No! (hint the dripping sarcasm, my witless friend). Nuff said. black francis *%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%* From: Mogel To : Godd Subj: Re: DpE/Tf Stat: Posted on "The Pit" G> Mogel you fat fucking 4 eyed little .. Wait. If I'm fat, then how can I be little? G> you got nothing... Good point. But if I have nothing, then you have even less. Quite a scary notion, wouldn't you agree? G> your a fucking lil italiant degoba loser Actually I have heritage from all over Europe. Italy is just one small piece of me. Irish, Italian, Spanish, and Russian blood are the majorities. So before you make a racial slur it would be smarter to know what exactly I AM first. G> fucking cock sucking faggot with no skill Well, you didn't jsut call me gay. You called me a COCK SUCKING gay. Not that it really matters at all, but I am hetero. Very. And you say I have no skill at it, but how would you really know my ability of "cock sucking"?? G> however i still wonder how the fuck you enter and exit your house with such G> an excess fucking mass of gut! I'm thin. I'm under-weight. *%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%* From: Mogel To : Godd Subj: Re: mm's Stat: Posted on "The Pit" G> you all are fucking little follwer losers, all over mogel dick. HAHA! Yeah, well, it's easy to be all over Mogel-Dick cause (you see) my Penis is Unbound. G> dont tell me your not cause you came back and talked in his defense before G> even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill G> everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives G> consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs! G> kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his G> boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking G> Mogel Minions everywhere will die, proably do to boredom when Mogel Moves to G> new york .... that fucking pussy. You're going to kill us? Why? Here's a little information about me. I figure if you want to insult me, you'd do a better job if you knew something. I'm 18. I don't like fast food. I hate to tell you but you're calling the same BBS that we are. I am going to Rochester, but I will still run HOE and I will still be a presence here. I will not insult YOU because I do not know you. I don't think I have any "followers". I think it would be pretty cool if I did. But I don't. You know, it's really sad to start one of your childish wars on me because I simply will not play your game. If I do, it will only enhance then level of Moronics that you are demostarting on this board right now. I'm capturing this entire exchange in a file. You're stupidity will be eternal. Please DON'T display some level of maturity and quit this - I'm having too much fun laughing at it. -m0g- *%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%* From: Godd To : Mogel Subj: bahahha! Stat: Private dude!, maturity?? i was cool as shit with you at every turn and i didnt start anhthing with any of you in any fucking direction... i fucking made peace!.. but you and you little mogel minions wonna be tuff! so .... i am coming back with insultz ... that as childish as it gets i know, but frankly i dont give a fuck becuase basically thats all there is in here.... and while the quality of my insultz may not have much attention focused on what is ture in reality, thats only becuase the most i know of you is u always being an asshole to me. AS for your minions ... well all i did was ask Bf for the hoe thing and you! thats it!... as far as i know ... i emails Bf also asking him what was some of his better works in hoe so i could check him out!... And a hate war ..... you started that when you fucking wouldnt answer my emails and then just deleted me for no reason! And i dont care what you capture ... i know what kind of person i am... and as far as i can tell i get no complaintz... and if you still feel that your so great that i aint good enough to email you or logon ... or talk to you nicely well great! ... cause thats cool too, i aint stoopid enough to get in hate war with people who have they're cock suckers defending em before they defend themselves!..... and dont tell me you dont have folllowers ..... i am tried of your bullshit .. your expressionless and well your penis being unbound is fucking a medial point of fucking collasol stoopidity! ... so when you next attack me ..... think that maybe i might just have a way to attack back instead of with idile lil insultz ... cause i was just being stoopid this past time. *%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%* [Editor's Note: Again, I must re-interate that Godd is a real person. I'm NOT making this stuff up, as hard as it is to believe.] =------------=-----------------------=------------------------=---------------= | | | ...The Whisper Chronicles... | | By, Mogel | |=------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------= Ah, Whisper. Such a sweet word. But, alas there's that damn virus. As some of you might know the goofy application maker that Spiff worked so very hard programming was infected with the Virus and it spread. I later found out that the Virus was all over the place. It was truly sad. Psycho Santa and Spiff were forced to totally re-format and others (/<0rrUpT) were messed up a lot. Sucks. Well, I decided to start a little tiny journey collecting data on the Virus to one day track down it's finder and talk to them. THEN RIP THEIR HEAD OFF. Here's some data I had to start with. ------------------------------------------->> Virus Name: Tai-Pan Aliases: Whisper V Status: Common Discovered: July, 1994 Symptoms: .EXE file growth; decrease in total system & available free memory Origin: Unknown Eff Length: 438 Bytes Type Code: PRhE - Parasitic Resident .EXE Infector Detection Method: AVTK 6.64+, ViruScan V117+, Sweep 2.67+, IBMAV 1.07E+, NAV 3.0 9411+, AVTN/N 6.64+, NShld V117+, Sweep/N 2.67+ Removal Instructions: Delete infected files General Comments: The Tai-Pan or Whisper virus was received in July, 1994. Its origin or point of isolation is unknown, though it appears it may be in the public domain in North America. Tai-Pan is a memory resident infector of .EXE programs which are smaller than approximately 64K. When the first Tai-Pan infected program is executed, the Tai-Pan virus will install itself memory resident at the top of system memory but below the 640K DOS boundary, not moving interrupt 12's return. Total system and available free memory, as indicated by the DOS CHKDSK program, will have decreased by 512 bytes. Interrupt 21 will be hooked by the virus in memory. Once memory resident, this virus will infect .EXE programs when they are executed. Infected programs will have a file length increase of 438 bytes with the virus being located at the end of the file. The program's date and time in the DOS disk directory listing will not be altered. The following text string is visible within the viral code in all infected programs: "[Whisper presenterar Tai-Pan]" It is unknown what Tai-Pan may do besides replicate. ------------------------------------------->> At any rate, I didn't really have clue where to being. I posted a message on a few Newsgroups and on board, but it seemed like no one either knew anything or cared to help me. Then someone told me that on Rush 2's board (Unforeseen Danger), there was a post by a Stoner that was the "maker" of the virus. I checked it out and to my surprise I saw this post: ------------------------------------------->> Msg # : [42 /48 ] Base : General Messages Date : 3:49 pm Tue Dec 6, 1994 Stat : None From : Stoner #36 Note : Validated User To : Stoney #35 Reply: To msg 16 / 3 Replies Title : Re: virus St> Dudes...I some how got the Whisper virus on my puter...think it came fr St> HoE Application Maker FREESEX!.ZIP as that was the last thing I ran bef St> had any problems...be forewarned...now that I got that out of the way, St> the hell do you get rid of the virus once you got it...has only infecte St> MOVE and MEM commands in DOS and PKZIP/UNZIP and PkLITE...everytime I d St> the infected files and try to replace em with a new, clean copy it is St> infected again! St> The whisper virus is everywhere, and it's quite slick. [I know, I co-wrote it]. At any rate, it has the ability to hide in data files as well as exectubles, etc. The *NEXT* whisper will also have batch file infecting as well [like a trojan]. ------------------------------------------->> There were no futher connections with Stoner on the Virus. He never called back to comment on his future replies, etc. The guy is some Courier for the Ansi Group CiA. Nothing futher has happened in the case. I will be watching and waiting for updates to this situation. Send info my way if you get it. But recently I found out that the Whisper had hit some really dickhead local WaReZ boards so hard they went down for good. I guess it's not all that bad after all. Maybe I will give up the search. =------------=-----------------------=------------------------=---------------= | | | ...The Big Description Catch-Up... | | | |=------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------= Recently, I decided to follow a more cDc/uXu type of release format. In the future HOE-Dates there will be a description of each of the last 20 or so releases. But, as is obvious, there were none for the issues all the way up to now, #60. I decided to catch up and do them here for your reference. Enjoy... 1) "The Entropic Theme Song" by Defiant. The issue that started it all. A titanic-tabular-raZa-ka-bob-o-radicalness that was unleashed in the form of a great piece of literary randomness. LuB that leg Hair. 2) "The Wrecking Ball!" by Funny. The Poet with the Shifty handle goes ballistic with p-P-p-PeAcE hopes and dreams and other such hobwash. It's all shit in my book. But if you wanna see some rad American Violence Ramblin' then here's your happy file. 3) "Microwave Bomb" by Shot Gun Willie. Depress Your friends, Burn your Enemies. Yes, this flippin' bomb is corney, but so what?! SCREW YOU! 4) "Meaningful Shit" by Mogel. A Bunch of Excerpts from Books. When will Mogel learn we are not the Cultural ElYtE. My God. Next thing you know, he'll put out a file that SAYS SOMETHING. Shit, we'd better kill him quick. 5) "Eternal Sickness v1.1" by The Guest. Yes!!!1 A tale of blood and gore. This thing rUlEz. Can't wait for that there sequel action. 6) "Nirvana Unlimited" by Mogel. I want my Flannel Bellbottoms Dammit! Well, until then I'll be happy with my lyrics to almost all of Kurt's whirlin' wErDz. 7) "Ping Pong Bomb" by Everlast. Something that will surely destroy entire cities. Watch out! Burn! 8) "The End is Near" by Mogel. The Essay that breaks all the rules in organization. Cursing and Bad Jokes galore! Mogel lays down the law on the Environment among a hundred other random issues. 9) "Mortal Kombat II Docs" by Mogel. Learn how to rip off Sub Zer0's penis and sodomize him with it. Great fun. 10) "Violent Femmes - Add it Up Lyrics" by Mogel. You can't fuck with the Violent Femmes. Dammit, you know there are a lot of messups in the title cut song in there. So sad. I wish I could go back and time and slam a Sledge Hammer on my Pinky for doing that. 11) "The Beef on Ham" by Jeager. A real quickie intro to Ham Radio. It's quick, it's easy, it's fun. It's a Floor Wax. It's a desert Topping. It's free sex in a piece of electricity! Whee! 12) "Hate Edge" by Abigwar. Learn what's on Abigwar's mind on those cold lonely nights. Fire - Burn! Where's those Sussed when you need 'em? 13) "Paradise Lost" by Corrosion. Stealing a title to create a Modern epic of love and death has nothing to do with this file. It's just a good story with a nuclear bomb. YES!!! 14) "Rage Against the Machine Lyrics" by Everlast. Ragey-Ragey-Ragey. I hope MTV doesn't completely sweep you up by the balls. 15) "C'est Le Mort" by Corrosion. A zombie guy rapes a woman for eternity. And you thought that YOU had it bad. 16) "How 2 B ]<001 Anarkustz" by Mogel. I give away all my secrets to creating a rEaL HaQr group like HOE. Obviously some groups, like the Untouchables, have even taken my advice. What would you do without me? 17) "ChroniC Must Be Destroyed" by Abigwar. Watch some guy talk to gods and kick ChroniC's butt. Fun for the whole family! 18) "Random Spam" by Zorro. This file is the result of a mind exposed to years of pure short-attention-span Tv. 19) "Darkness" by Abigwar. Today the School! Tomorrow the World! This is a neat primer for any revolution dammit. 20) "HOE-DATE #1" by Mogel. You know you have it good when you read a HOE date. Features the d00d Brothers. 21) "The Poetic Terrorist" by Abigwar. We meet a killer with a smile. And a certain leaning towards little boys and legos. Don't ask, just read. 22) "My Penis Unbound" by Mogel. Take TEN...no wait...TWENTY steps back. Your eyes will BLEED from my Poetic Randomness full of all kinds of Sarcasm just like you like it. 23) "Thinking" by Abigwar. The deep thoughts of Abigwar, who wonders why we are here on the Earth, but then moves on to bigger issues like "How do they REALLY know how much water is in our bodies?" 24) "The )<-RaD ]<0MPiLATi0N!" by Abigwar, Defiant, Mogel. Abigwar talks about a couch cousin. Defiant calls us faggots. I tell you how to pick a name. Stuff to Shock a generation. 25) "Stars and Stripes Lyrics" by Abigwar. We treated Abigwar to a whole Oi lyrical Mass. 26) "The Red Ant File" by Abigwar. Abigwar tells us a prophecy about the year 2007. A must read. It might be our only hope. 27) "Revenge of the Nerds" by Mogel. Scholastic Magazine sucks. Well, here's some interesting reading given to kiddies about Hackers. 28) "Rifts Character Selection List" by Mogel. Ever thought flipping through all those damn Rift's books were a pain? Well, here's a quick reference-type listing of OCCs/RCCs. 29) "Fucked up Things" by Chal e. Mac. That silly Macster goes on and on about some annoying things in the computer world. Whee! I garUNtee that Chal is gonna get ALL the girlies from this file ;>. 30) "The Poetic Terrorist 2" by Abigwar. Tome Jour returns will all gNu wombat fighting action. 31) "The TRUE Clash of the Titans!" by Psycho Santa. Thor, Godzilla, and other gods get pissed off and decide to get rid of Barney once and for all. A must read Adventure. 32) "Proof on the Questions" by Abigwar. Abigwar explores strange frontiers with his telephone. We learn the immortal lesson: HoP SuX, DaM RuLeZ! 33) "King Missile Lyrics" by /<0rrUpT. Read some stuff by the king of Spaz. 34) "Pink Noise" by Obscure Images. Somebody talks to the Devil and gets to everybody. Man...some people have all the luck! 35) "Bob the Prophet" by Logik. Learn the Meaning of life and other things about the order of the holy Bob. [Not Dobbs] 36) "The gNu Hog Order" by Corrosion & Mogel. Ever wonder why HOE does what it does and the driving majestic forces behind the Zine are? Well, you certainly won't find them here! No sir! 37) "Peanut Heaven" by Black Francis. Alan crashes on an island and learns new meaning to the words "shit." 38) "/<-RaD Alert!" by Mad Arab. Can ya' believe that there are people that treat text files like Warez? Maddie warns us of the early signs of it. 39) "Mogel *WILL* Marry Winona Ryder" by Mogel. I tell everyone about the future of me and Winona. Includes packaged Angst! 40) "HOE-DATE #2" by Mogel. Lot's more rambling from me plus updates on Members, Support Boards, Index, and of coarse the /}=- | | By, Visioknight | |=------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------= Pork... Cloggin' my vein Pork! I'm feelin' the pain Pork! Bacon-on-the-sly Pork! Stick a pig in my eye! *The Chorus* Oh, I love pork, Oh yes I do! I could eat chops, And pork rinds too! "Pork's not healthy!" I don't care! Love pork so much, I keep it in my underwear Pork! Pork! Can't beat that taste Pork! Don't let the fat go to waste Pork! Made from piggies and lard Pork! Eat it in the backyard *Chorus* Pork! I have a pork watch! Pork! Rub pork on my crotch! Pork! Hate to slaughter that hog! Pork! Piggies give me blowjobs! *Chorus* Pork! Not healthy or neat! Pork! Eat it out on the street! Pork! Rub it between your feet! Pork! The meat that I like to eat! Pork! The meat that I like to eat! ______________________________________________________________________________ - 02/04/95 - "c $b.ze. ..... 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