more hoe. stupid ascii. MOO beep. .sSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs. ,s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Ss. ,S$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$S. Oink $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$ $$$$$. $$$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$ $$$$$$$$$$. 99999 777777 $$$$$$$$ $ $$ $$ $$ SSS$$$$$$$$$ 9 9 7 $$$$$$$$ $$ $ $ $$$ $$ ssss$$$$$$$$ 99999 7 `$$$$$$$ $$ $ S$$$$ $$$ $$$$$$$$$$' 9 7 `$$$$$$ $$ $ $$$$ $$$$S' .9 7 `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$S' 99 7 `!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ m00! Hogs Of Entropy oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ************************************************************************* Alright folks here's another super duper issue of h0e and it's number 97. aww yeah, I bet you are just jumping off your seat to read this one. Okay well, here's the lowdown on this issue: it's good, read it. ************************************************************************* long-sleeve shirts submitted - kaia's friend drew --------- --- -- - Once there was a stupid, overgrown adolescent. Stupid, because he let his emotions guide all of his actions. He should have learned his lesson when someone he cared for very dearly suddenly turned her back on him. But no, he was stupid, and not six months later, he tried again. This time would be different. He would do nothing to scare this second person off, for she was too special. He cared about her even more than the first one, if that were possible. He found the energy of the relationship so fulfilling that it made up for the complete and utter lack of sex in his life. This was all he needed. To be close to someone he loved. This was all he wanted. But she let people convince her otherwise. "He will rape you if you keep on letting him ha ng around," they told her. And she believed it. So one day, completely out of nowhere, she decided she would have no further contact with this person who had shared so much of her life for the past six months. Seeing how misunderstood he had been, our hero lost all will to live. "At least I have my work," he said. But then, he realized, he didn't even have that. Because everytime he sat down to do work, all he could think of was how much this girl had hurt him, and he'd start to cry. So he failed all of his classes. But he never had to drop out of school, because he lost all will to live way before that. For some inexplicable reason he started vomiting uncontrollably. And realizing that only one person remained who gave a shit about him, in the midst of his vomiting he would write silly stories in an attempt to get this friend's attention. But actually, the "friend" didn't give a damn about whether he lived or died, or was happy or sad. Eventually he died of starvation because he couldn't keep any food in his stomach. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoe Productions(tm) by - metalchic. leave mail at metalchic@alfheim.net .. ....... . . . . .... . .. whatever - die suckers. 1-22-97 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---> ohceknooyurrudgsadev! <---- IT'S OVER!