'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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  ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTACY PRESS RELEASE #261 !!
  #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS!  !!
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  ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!"                   !!
  ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Ziego Vuantar                      !!
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        ATENCION! YOUR PATHETIC HOE WRITERS HAVE BEEN TAKEN CAPTIVE BY THE
 PELIGROSOS VENEZUELIAN REVOLUTIONARY FORCES OF "HOE" (HELOTS ON ECSTASY).
 YOUR WRITERS WILL SURELY MUCH BE FORCED TO SUFFER MUCH GREATLY IF OUR
 DEMANDS ARE NOT MET.  OUR FIRST DEMAND IS FOR THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO
 RELEASE OUR BROTHER OF WAR, JULIO NOEL ORTEGA DEL GONZOLUEGO VERY
 IMMEDIATLY.  OUR FIRST VICTIM WILL BE THE ONE KNOWN AS "MURMUR".  TAKE OUR
 THREATS MUCH SERIOUSLY, YOU MUCH PUNY IDIOTAS!
        FURTHERMORE, WE WILL MUCH CONTINUE TO HOLD HOSTAGES AND BEAT THEM
 MUCH SEVERLY.  YOUR WRITERS WILL WRITE MUCH FOR US NOW AS P.O.W.'s
 (PRISONERS OBLIGATED to WRITE).  I, ZIEGO VUANTAR, HAVE MUCH EASILY TAKEN
 CONTROL OF THIS E'ZINE FROM THE ONE KNOWN MUCH AS "ART".  HE NOW SERVES
 MUCH AS OUR TOILET CLEANER.  FURTHER REPOTS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AND YOU WILL
 BE SORRY MUCH IF YOU DISOBEY.

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 !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! -- #261, WRITTEN BY Z. VUANTAR - 11/3/98 !!