'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #286 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Things To Do with a Brick" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Ramsey String !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/16/98 !! !!========================================================================!! The game Magic: The Gathering boasts "all you need is a friend and a deck". The deck is easier for most players to come by. Rioting is like Magic, because all it requires is some friends and some rocks. Then you find some stuff that is going to be broken by rocks and take aim. It is a good way to get in the paper and unsettle people. But riots can have bad effects. They are easy to squash. And if there are too many riots that are not scary enough and are easily squashed, people start to trust the cops to solve problems. Then they give them more power. Then we have a police state. Small scale terrorism is better. By which I mean vandalism. Society is not held together by the government, because its powers are illusory. It is held together by a sense of routine and a love of order. If that love of order is violated, people start to get nervous. When people are nervous enough they panic. When they panic, they start to unravel society. So the best thing you can do is break a lot of windows late late at night for no good reason. Make people start to think their lives are not as ordered as they were the day before. Keep up small scale acts of vandalism, increasing the perceived disorder. As a wise man I used to know would say "fuck shit up". The sense of routine evaporates along with the sense of safety. That is the first step toward doing away with the government. Even if it doesn't work, which it is not likely to, it will keep you from writing things about "idiot tests" (and the dude who wrote that looks very expendable). Whatever the result then, if it topples the government or just keeps that fat son of a bitch away from his computer, it's nothing but positive. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #286, WRITTEN BY: RAMSEY STRING, 11/16/98 !!