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CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #307 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Sand Paper" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Trilobyte !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/6/98 !! !!========================================================================!! one time i went out and left a note for my mom saying: "left a bit ago. be home soon." she never seemed to notice the vagueness of this note, or the fact that i had pulled one over on her. i came home within hours as to not be obscene. i could have stayed out past proper hours, but for all she knew, i could have left two hours before i came home. my note said nothing of the opposite. it was one of the small square note sheets that she always had so many of -- each phone message or note asking me to do something for her was written on one of these sheets of paper. they didn't fly very well, like a plane would, and they were of a course texture as to discourage one from rubbing them on one's face. it was like a potted cactus, one thing that people would always look at but dread touching. it may look pleasant, and not too harmful, but one wrong move and you'll be bleeding uncomfortably. if i had come home really really late, it wouldn't have mattered because, she could have had no idea that i had even left because i left a while ago but really she would have known that i had left a while ago, you know, maybe, because she's dumb. i have to picture things, i have to picture angels flying. angels dressed in white, angels playing ttheir typical harps. why do they have to be playing harps? she's looking down, down into a cloud, and the sky is dark blue. a dark blue. she grew a beard, she is not a woman, but also a man, and smiled as she opened her mouth to say, "come here, clarence. take a look at this one fish." and clarence slowly and clumsily glided over to the spot where bobi had been standing. clarence looked down through the spot in the clouds and eyed the fish. it was as if they were on a cloud directly above the lake, and only a foot down from them was the surface of the man made body of water. the fish was sick. it had been beaten on the head by a rock, and then it became mentally ill and began to swallow sand. sand is not pleasant in one's intestines. that fish, known as mallock, was beginning to start to commence death. clarence and bobi continued to look on with indifference. bobi's original interest in this one particular fish had begun to fade away when he realized that it was worm-infested. them worms, they eat away at your insides and make for unpleasant visiting with family. swim, poop, greet mother, poop, cough, swim, etc. it showed a sign of weakness and who wants to be weak in the world of wrestling? his car was an elephant, his muzzle was a faint sparkling hunk of jagged rock. living for ages, seeing none, producing less. outer, inner, jumping around, kicking the flesh of the wrinkled body, frustrated with the lack of nose. it's not the nose, it's the looking towards the sky with a sense of awe -- what's up there? is it love? is it that friend? is it who it is... it's that one, that one that one. look back down, a smile on the face, you have more to discover before you know what truly is in the sky besides the clouds and gas and sun and stars and mood -- it's the purpose, it's the reason -- and there must be someone else. there is someone else that completes the search and you won't get there before you die. death is the point when you complete the meld. the union brings you to where you need to be, with the wood and the bark that doesn't make any sense. it makes noise, a hollow sound, and is disvcovered by the ancients -- is is discovered, but has not yet been. marriage is not the blessed union of souls, friendship is -- marriage in the purest form is an extension of friendship, and a marriage with friendship is the union which will bring one group to the higher level at the end. without the needed companion, you become a skeleton like the rest -- but two skeletons together make one as the flesh, one as the leader -- one as the understanding figure and one to follow. take my hand, take it as we travel in the way that leads to ultimate state requirements. my kidney will explode, my ancient form of liver transplant makes for tumors and beef, cabbage, are you there? tear it out, rip it up, drink the water from a cup. i wasn't sane, i didn't think right, i needed other people there to keep my thoughts normal. when apart, they didn't matter -- what they cared, i didn't care. i knew what worked for me in my head and that's how it would ultimately be. i'm wasting times until it all comes out anyway, i might as well get it over with. i drive my car to the lake and fall in, sinking to my ultimate peril, but my brain does not allow it to end me. so i escape and bob up to the surface. i gasp for air and then look about, it is dark, the water is cold, but it had been light and warm when i had fallen in. had i done something special or had someone else done something special of which i was a part? i had thoughts often, i had thoughts that no right person should have. if out in the open, even in jest, i could scare the pants off of jeffrey dahmer, his mother, my wife, the end of the people's life. i could speak and make your mind crawl, your skin ooze from your ears, you hair and flesh oily like the grease that coats the insides. it's that flesh and gore and grease that permits my plight to laugh at how you scream in agony, you do, your black hair sticks to your body and head and face as the tears creep down your cheeks. who made it this way? who made this? what is this? who are you? what the hell? beer. it's the beer, it's always the beer, can't live without the beer. it's not the grass, but the wheat that produces the beer, and although the grass is growing everywhere, it is not the grass that makes the bear. or beer. it's the grass that makes the sheep, who produce the methane in new zealand, who remove the ozone layer, who kill the people of skin cancer, and it's the grass's fault that we die. the grass converts bad chemicals into to good chemicals, helping the atmosphere, but then the lambs and sheep eat all the grass and then they fart a lot and then they end up creating more atmosphering problems. the sheep and lambs exist for our clothing, which is made in factories that produce harmful chemicals that harm the ozone. we wear clothing so that we are not naked and keep warm, but we won't need clothing anymore if it gets so hot due to the greenhouse effect. if we don't wear clothing, we will sweat a lot, even more than people having sex. people have sex after drinking lots of beer. though not the only object influencing sex, beer plays a large role in much of the sexual activity happening in the world today, especially in wisconsin and in germany. if there was no more sex in wisconsin and germany, there would be no more wisconsinites or germans. nobody would have any more beer, and the grass could grow peacefully for the sheep. but people would begin having sex with the sheep, because they can't have sex with the wisconsinites or germans, and then the sheep will all die out because all the people have sexually transmitted diseases. the sheep die out, the grass grows madly, and converts all the bad gasses into good fases for the atmosphere. the atmosphere is very happy. where is your 60-minute rendition of the anthem of gemorrah? i want you to bend over that table for me, girl, bend over and take off your pants. i will spank you, for you have been bad, then i will turn you out on the street and record your bad doings on my diary. you will wander and roam until someone offers to give you a ride. they take you back to their place, and it begins to be bad again, for you are bad. you are the bad one, not i. i put on the trenchcoat. i wear the trenchcoat to show that i am not the bad one, you all are. i am not the bad one. i look and see the people -- the people are so bad, they do bad things to me and they have done bad things to you. you refuse to acknowledge the bad things. i grow my hair long because it covers my face -- i look menacing, oh so scary, i eat anarchy and i breathe industrial -- i work in the factory, i eat the gears, i munch on the iron that makes things move -- who make sthings move but the poeple i hate, i move things. i move boxes, i am a younger man in a red hat and blue overalls, i am the world going round and the thing in the town with a bassett hound and eat my shit, eat my shit, gobble it down it's the hund -- the HUND gund gund gund gund hund. DOG DOGOO where is the great white north? it is not there, it is frozen and will be frozen until we bomb the hell out of it. it doesn't deserve to live any more that the iraqians, so let's bomb it too, and let's make a holiday for the people who remember when casimir pulaski day is -- honor the young, the proud, the american. reap the harvest of fine young minds to direct the future of our country. feed them things to help them decide they don't want to be fed. feed us the mind-mix that taste so foul, teaching the minds to scorn and scowl, jurisdiction of the holy juistice justic3e t6h8is makes xno sense. who makes sense? [oiwhere's my hamburger? 9 -ithe face of the ancientss... thyey knoew/. phugner r was the sound the part of their lives that made them so smart? makingr low slow groaning noises aND SPEEH to calm people and sooth the aching, ihgnorant moind with the things that were natural --- rather than share, discover ------ experience and learn. ijiji ij under the big oak ytree, i find the things that jump to me. thery have the soul to rock and roll and beat thei strage. each oo eacho echo to the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr no. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #307 - WRITTEN BY: TRILOBYTE - 12/6/98 !!