'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #447 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "A Log of Boredom" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Avenger !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/18/99 !! !!========================================================================!! you are sitting in a room. there is a desk in the room, and a door to the left. The paint is chipping, from where you nibbled it. to the south is a door. you remember how pathetic your life is. > south you walk to the door. my. a door. > sigh you sigh. no one cares. > look you see a door. the door is a strange beige color. > open door you open the door. you see a hall to the south, a stairwell to the west. > west you are in a stairwell. the stairwell smells of human waste and new cars. human waste and new cars block the stairs up. the stairs down lead, well, down. > down you trip down the stairs, eventually falling near the corpse of a businessman. his cold hand still clutches a briefcase, and a picture of his family is sitting there. A wife, 3 kids. You cry for his pathetic ass. > get briefcase you grab the briefcase. curious as you are, you open it. inside you find some technical papers, a remote control for something, and a laptop. > use laptop The laptop bootts up, and you decide to play StarCraft. oh boy. > zerg you go zerg. dragoons flood into your peon line. you lose. > smash laptop you smash the laptop, sending silicon flying in all directions. > look you see a corpse, rotting; shards of silicon; a picture of some lame people; and a door to the east. > get shards of silicon you pick up the shards of silicon. > inventory shards of silicon technical papers remote control > east you amble outside. people walk the street. it is snowing outside, and your bare feet are cold. to the west, a door. to the east, a street. to the south, a strange political convention. to the north, a group of hippies. > piss you piss onto the snow, attempting to write your name. you fail. > north the hippies mutter something about TV. you ignore them. > read technical papers you read the technical papers out loud. one hippie says "down with the system! yeah!" you ignore him. > south;south you are at a political convention. a man begs for your vote. > piss you piss onto the man. he is unhappy. > piss you cannot piss. > help you have no piss left. > look you are at a political convention. politicians mill around. one smells of piss. to the south, a busy street. to the north, a section of sidewalk. to the east, a wall. to the west, another wall. > south you amble into the street. an oldsmobile flattens you. you die in the street. game over. play again? > nope !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #447, WRITTEN BY AVENGER - 1/18/99 !!