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    888     888 888      888 888              "Fifty-Nine Different Ways
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8               To Say Vagina"
    888     888 888      888 888    "                  by Styx
    888     888 `88b    d88' 888       o               5/31/99
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        My job is hard.

        To celebrate this, my two bosses and I came up with a game to make it
 harder; for one whole month, each of us would have to come up with one word
 for "vagina."  It went from April 20th, 1999 - May 20th, 1999.  Of course,
 it should've amounted to ninety-three synonyms, but Jordan and Ray just
 couldn't hold up to their end of the bargain because they go fishing a lot
 and it makes them stupid.

        This is the culmination of our month's work.

        For those who don't know me, I'm Matt.

        Show this to your girlfriend.

 04-20-99 :  Matt   - Cunt
             Ray    - Pussy
             Jordan - Snapper

 04-21-99 :  Matt   - Twat
             Ray    - Box
             Jordan - Hairpie

 04-22-99 :  Matt   - Slot
             Ray    - The "V"
             Jordan - Love Box
 
 04-23-99 :  Matt   - Love Canal
             Ray    - Moist Spot
             Jordan - Hole

 04-24-99 :  Matt   - Clam
             Ray    - Cherry
             Jordan - Punnani

 04-25-99 :  Matt   - Quim
             Ray    - The Drapes
             Jordan - V-Box

 04-26-99 :  Matt   - Muff
             Ray    - Pustada
             Jordan - Cooze

 04-27-99 :  Matt   - Putang
             Ray    - Love Slit
             Jordan - Recepticle

 04-28-99 :  Matt   - Cockpit
             Ray    - Well
             Jordan - Beaver

 04-29-99 :  Matt   - Cooch
             Ray    - Gash
             Jordan - Cooter

 04-30-99 :  Matt   - Flower
             Ray    - Bearded Clam
             Jordan - Snatch

 05-01-99 :  Matt   - Velvet Glove
             Ray    - Shaft
             Jordan - 

 05-02-99 :  Matt   - Humpwrinkle
             Ray    - Wet Sleeve
             Jordan -

 05-03-99 :  Matt   - Lips
             Ray    - Kitty Cat
             Jordan -

 05-04-99 :  Matt   - Fishtunnel
             Ray    - Love Nest
             Jordan - 

 05-05-99 :  Matt   - Slit
             Ray    - Cum Catcher
             Jordan -

 05-06-99 :  Matt   - Slop Spot
             Ray    - Trim
             Jordan -

 05-07-99 :  Matt   - Heat Cavern
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-08-99 :  Matt   - Mothership
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-09-99 :  Matt   - Saltlick
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-10-99 :  Matt   - Creampuff
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-11-99 :  Matt   - Unit Clamp
             Ray    -
             Jordan - 

 05-12-99 :  Matt   - Flaps
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-13-99 :  Matt   - Cocksocket
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-14-99 :  Matt   - Camel Toe
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-15-99 :  Matt   - Naughty Bits
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-16-99 :  Matt   - Crotch
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-17-99 :  Matt   - Special No-No Spot
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-18-99 :  Matt   - Goo Chute
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-19-99 :  Matt   - Slime Slide
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

 05-20-99 :  Matt   - The Perfect Place To Put Your Boner
             Ray    -
             Jordan -

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