[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #719 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "InfoSeek Says I'm Balding" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Phairgirl 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/1/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] From: little queen [phairgirl@prodigy.net] To: nerds@nerdworld.com Cc: Subject: wow, weirdness interesting, the pages you find when you do a search query about yourself out of the blue. http://www.nerdworld.com/trees/nw889.html why, may i ask, is my page listed on your website? it seems a little, umm, out of place. okay, so i may not have the THICKEST hair of any girl, but being listed in the same column as a bunch of articles about balding is a little, shall we say, bizarre and a little disturbing. dammit that's weird, guys. --summer, aka phairgirl [-----] To date, I have received no replies. I am still very disturbed. In fact, I was very disturbed by a number of search queries for "phairgirl". Long-forgotten homepages of mine, long-forgotten webchat friends of mine, and foreign guestbooks. Guess you could say I've been around the block. [-----] AltaVista found 41 Web pages for you. 1. WordZap Players on ICQ WordZap(R) -- Copyright (C) Michael F. C. Crick, All Rights... URL: www.wordzap.com/Players-OP_1.html Last modified 14-Apr-99 - page size 159K - in English [Translate] 2. tripod - interact - Writers' Block pod publishers by author [p] Search:The Web. Tripod Lycos.com | Angelfire.com | WhoWhere.com | MailCity.com | Hotwired.com | HotBot.com. All Sites... Click here to visit site.... URL: www.tripod.com/pod_central/pods/writersb...a_member/p.html Last modified 3-May-99 - page size 78K - in English [Translate] 3. ~~ Becky's Birthday Pages ~~ P ~~ About Becky] [ Main Birthday Page] [Send A Card ] [Send Some Flowers] [Sign the Guestbook] [View the Guestbook] [E-mail Becky] Happy Birthday to everyone.. URL: www.geocities.com/Yosemite/1979/P.html Last modified 26-Apr-99 - page size 11K - in English [Translate] 4. ~~ Becky's Month to Month Birthday Page ~~ (May) ~~ About Becky] [ Main Birthday Page] [Send A Card ] [Send Some Flowers] [Sign the Guestbook] [View the Guestbook] [E-mail Becky] Happy Birthday to everyone.. URL: www.geocities.com/Yosemite/1979/May.html Last modified 29-Apr-99 - page size 16K - in English [Translate] 5. some of the most important people I know.. Friends It all started so innocently. We met as strangers, thrown together by fate. Some of you grow up with me, others I have only known a short while.... URL: www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/8504/Friends.html Last modified 15-Nov-98 - page size 8K - in English [Translate] 6. Users Homes at Tripod The Homesteads. "A Red Rose" "allstondave's homepage" "Exclusively Angels" "JUMPP ONN INN" "MY WORLD" "POO'S HOUSE OF REFLECTION" "SKYBOAT" *Where's... URL: net4tv.com/net4tv/tvdesign/tripod.cfm Last modified 17-Apr-99 - page size 40K - in English [Translate] 7. The Angels of Gerald Tarrant I don't know exactly what to do with myself, or anyone else, There are so many Angels that don't know I need them, I'm too afraid to tell. Would they come. URL: www.geocities.com/Augusta/1969/angels.html Last modified 17-Oct-97 - page size 6K - in English [Translate] 8. Internet Friends Internet Friends. Main Page | Chatting Links | Internet Friends | Internet Links | Color Chart Email Form | Graphics Page | Magic Page | Midi Page | Rose.. URL: www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Sands/1113/friends.html Last modified 30-Apr-99 - page size 5K - in English [Translate] 9. Friends page Friends. Yup, I have some friends. These are in no particular order other than people I know in real life are first! *S*! Eventually I'll get around to... URL: www3.hmc.edu/~jtolzman/pals.html Last modified 1-May-97 - page size 4K - in English [Translate] 10. mooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooo I present to you..mr.MOOCOW. ______________________________ __________ (__) / \ (oo) ( moooooooooo mooooooo yummy yummy grass... ) /-------\/... URL: www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/9378/mr.MOOCOW.htm Last modified 18-May-98 - page size 3K - in English [Translate] 11. crystallinefriends / Personal WBS Home Page crystallinefriends. Hey there you guys! *Smiles* Glad you made it all the way here! Here's a list of all my cyber friends, who are all from all over the... URL: members.wbs.net/homepages/c/r/y/crystallinefriends.html Last modified 10-Dec-97 - page size 10K - in English [Translate] 12. ...~*phairgirl*~... Music! Music is so incredibly important to me... it is my life. Throughout the years, many artists and musicians have influenced me through their lyrics,.. URL: members.tripod.com/~phairgirl/index.html Last modified 27-Apr-99 - page size 9K - in English [Translate] 13. Old Guestbook Name: Hanne Kapelrud aka 319/Playboy Mansion Referred by: Word of Mouth From: Norway Time: 1997-04-08 23:50:00 Comments: Hola Lisa! Jeg fikk brevet ditt i. URL: www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/2252/gbook.html Last modified 21-Mar-98 - page size 22K - in English [Translate] 14. pinkpages shellfish's pink pages. Total: 33 guests. Name: Rich F. Website: Uhhhhh... Referred by: Just Surfed On In! From: L.A. Time: 1997-04-14 13:13:00 Comments:.. URL: www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/1349/oldguestbook.html Last modified 13-Jun-97 - page size 19K - in English [Translate] 15. Meep Meep!!!'s Dreambook Meep Meep!!! Welcome to Dreambook, a nifty new free service from: New Dream Network, Dreamhost, and Webring! If you have a minute, please sign my... URL: books.dreambook.com/roadrunner/guestbook.html Last modified 27-Aug-98 - page size 15K - in English [Translate] 16. Welcome to Little Italy and Superfly TNT's Home's Dreambook Welcome to Little Italy and Superfly TNT's Home. Welcome to Dreambook, a nifty new free service from: New Dream Network, Dreamhost, and Webring! If you... URL: books.dreambook.com/littleitaly/jj.html Last modified 16-Oct-98 - page size 6K - in English [Translate] 17. Pookie's Slut's's Dreambook Pookie's Slut's. Welcome to Dreambook, a nifty new free service from: New Dream Network, Dreamhost, and Webring! If you have a minute, please sign my... URL: books.dreambook.com/damngurl/sluts.html Last modified 25-Jan-99 - page size 17K - in English [Translate] 18. The Guestbook This is the Guestbook, Thank you for looking at it. guestbook courtesy of www.dreambook.com. Please sign my Guestbook. Wednesday June 10th 1998 14:06:00... URL: books.dreambook.com/truebest/book.html Last modified 27-Aug-98 - page size 57K 19. No Title One day........One day it will be permanent I'm sure!! *l*... URL: www.geocities.com/TheTropics/4939/gb.html Last modified 6-May-97 - page size 14K - in English [Translate] 20. tripod - interact - best of Alt.music pod Search:The Web. Tripod Lycos.com | Angelfire.com | WhoWhere.com | MailCity.com | Hotwired.com | HotBot.com. All Sites... The Rack Room.... URL: www.tripod.com/pod_central/pods/altmusic/publishers/best/ Last modified 18-Apr-99 - page size 36K - in English [Translate] 21. Jada's Book Welcome 2 the weirdo's. Hesam - 03/21/99 14:01:49 My Email: hesabio@hotmail.com Where u're from: England Fav season: basil. Comments: Hello, Jade???? Is... URL: www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/1705/geobook.html Last modified 21-Mar-99 - page size 31K - in English [Translate] 22. tripod - explore - entertainment Search:The Web. Tripod Lycos.com | Angelfire.com | WhoWhere.com | MailCity.com | Hotwired.com | HotBot.com. All Sites... Click here for bn.com. tripod /... URL: www.tripod.com/explore/entertainment/wir...746_best_1.html Last modified 1-May-99 - page size 25K - in English [Translate] 23. MEET THE MORNALS This is a really sweet mornal - she has a big heart. She has a very good sense of humour and is always a lot of fun to chat with, especially on powwow.... URL: www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8872/meet.html Last modified 12-Feb-98 - page size 7K - in English [Translate] 24. Tripod - Explore - entertainment Search:The Web. Tripod Lycos.com | Angelfire.com | WhoWhere.com | MailCity.com | Hotwired.com | HotBot.com. All Sites... CDnow-your music, your store.... URL: www.tripod.com/explore/entertainment/net...69558_best.html Last modified 19-Apr-99 - page size 34K - in English [Translate] 25. No Title FRIENDS~~ "If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend" - Stone Temple Pilots. Michael (Tortured Soul) --- miss you! ~~ forever a friend... URL: www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/3392/legends.html Last modified 24-Sep-98 - page size 4K - in English [Translate] 26. The People I Worship My soul is like a raging fire, and with every drop of pain a drop of sweat hits me and i go out a little more. Eventually overcoming the water but... URL: www.geocities.com/RainForest/6861/friendz.html Last modified 1-Apr-99 - page size 4K - in English [Translate] 27. FRIEnDS ... URL: www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/6101/friends.html Last modified 7-Apr-99 - page size 7K - in English [Translate] 28. ~InNoCeNtGrRrL's LoUnGe~ Duchess!* *ROTGDFCMEOPMPLMAOTNTSHAOTOO* I'll be working on and off for the next year or so getting this place into shape! (sorry you had to see it in this. URL: www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/2486/ Last modified 7-Oct-97 - page size 7K - in English [Translate] 29. ~Infinity Friends~ Please note that the names on this list are always growing and the order in which you are on this does not matter...*s* Ravun..aka chris...*smiles* what... URL: www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/6884/infinfriends.html Last modified 19-Mar-99 - page size 18K - in English [Translate] 30. tripod - interact - Alt.music pod publishers by title [s] Search:The Web. Tripod Lycos.com | Angelfire.com | WhoWhere.com | MailCity.com | Hotwired.com | HotBot.com. All Sites... Click here to visit site.... URL: www.tripod.com/pod_central/pods/altmusic...ha_title/s.html Last modified 21-Apr-99 - page size 136K - in English [Translate] 33. Bernadette's Special Friends My Special Friends... ... The greatest part of mans being are his friends... Abraham Lincoln... ...and LOVE is letting go of fear... Friendship is a... URL: www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/2332...ityfriends.html Last modified 21-Sep-97 - page size 6K - in English [Translate] 34. Toasted's Grilled Guestbook Thanks For Stopping By*HUGGAZ* Chad - 04/10/99 08:19:02 My Email: chaddypooh@hotmail.com Fav Cereal: Lucky Charms Most Hated Chatter: no comment Most Loved. URL: www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Pointe/7671/geobook.html Last modified 27-Apr-99 - page size 25K - in English [Translate] 35. emilimperial's Home Page EMILIMPERIAL'S HOME PAGE. ....SOME GREAT QUOTES ... ".... I'll be 5000 miles away from home ... and 5000 miles away from the person sitting next to me... URL: www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/2073/ Last modified 12-Feb-97 - page size 8K - in English [Translate] 36. No Title a1beardog ablesteel akkantik allisonpirie amaltrust amnakhan ancientwolf andrezero anexartiten angela420 angil artfreak22 assertive aurexbank2 awareclub... URL: home.sprintmail.com/~1854316/tripod.txt Last modified 20-Apr-99 - page size 92K 37. Mornal LinkS Cyberflowers. Virtual Flowers. Sister Abby's page. Artemis aka Tristana's page. Sister BEG'S page. Sister Emily's page. Sister Isabella's page. Sister... URL: www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8872/links.html Last modified 11-Feb-98 - page size 5K - in English [Translate] 38. Infinity's Foto Album! Infinity's Foto Album! A page dedicated to all the great people that chat in Infinity! Welcome to Infinity's first Home Page! Here are some Pictures of... URL: www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Heights/6235/ Last modified 9-Aug-97 - page size 3K - in English [Translate] 39. tripod - interact - Alt.music pod publishers by author [p] Search:The Web. Tripod Lycos.com | Angelfire.com | WhoWhere.com | MailCity.com | Hotwired.com | HotBot.com. All Sites... Click here to visit site.... URL: www.tripod.com/pod_central/pods/altmusic...a_member/p.html Last modified 26-Apr-99 - page size 85K - in English [Translate] 40. SHOCKWAVE'S STUPIDITY Guestbook Page 3. Here are all the nice people who have signed my guestbook! Thank you all!! If you haven't already... could you please Sign my... URL: www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Sands/1113/geobook_page3.html Last modified 2-May-99 - page size 16K - in English (Win-1252) [Translate] 41. they're severly messed up My Friends HabibHe has been my r/l best friend, for over 7 years now, shit how time flys when your having fun! He and charity(pixieOpower) now live in... URL: www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Loge/7371/friends.html Last modified 1-Oct-97 - page size 1K - in English [Translate] [-----] Lycos ...~*phairgirl*~... What exactly is the point of having a homepage online, anyway? I've thought about this at great length. After all, I'm not selling anything. I'm spending money instead of making money by keeping this little space alive. And, in all honesty, there's nothing here that will help http://members.tripod.com/~phairgirl/index.html tripod.com Pennyroyal Tea Nirvana: Pennyroyal Tea Album Info: Nirvana -- In Utero SubPop/DGC, 1993 This song, for me, has always been the most disheartening of all Nirvana songs, another one of those misery-loves-company kind of things. I think also knowing that pennyroyal is an herb that has been used http://members.tripod.com/~phairgirl/songs/pennyroyal.html tripod.com Talk Citizens Talk City Home Page Central The Internet's leading community site. home.talkcity.com Home Page Directory (P) Z P | P-MU | P_I_ | PACE | PACO | PAGA | PAIN | PAL` | PALO | PAMM | PAND | PANK | PANT | PAPA | PAPP | PARA http://home.talkcity.com/lists/P45.html talkcity.com phairgrrl / Personal WBS Home Page  phairgrrl Hello, I'm phairgirl ('cept my e-mail screwed up and here i'm phairgrrl). I'm a music fanatic... but honestly if you want to know more, you'd be better off visiting my nuclear homepage at Tripod... Favorite WBS Chat Rooms: WebTV, Dr. Who Devotees, Irish, alt.music.alternative http://members.wbs.net/homepages/p/h/a/phairgrrl.html wbs.net All Signers For 1997 People Who Signed In 1997 This is a cool guestbook even though I don't know you ! Teen Spirit http://members.tripod.com/~Barkley goyararu@geocities.com Remember me now? Miss Mad Hatter! (Kat) klake@bssc.edu.au it's OK PSV svango@pavilion.co.uk Just surfed on in! ZODIAC jlogue http://members.tripod.com/~Davin/1997.html tripod.com AlL mY LinkZ ThaT Wouldn'T FiT AlL mY LinkZ ThaT Wouldn'T FiT I have soo many linkz that didn't fit on my original page so here they all are! LyricS CentraL You can get the lyrics to almost any song imaginable!!! Maurice'S PagE It's pretty good for his first page! Dan'S PagE This is a really cool page! Even http://www.angelfire.com/nj/evilpoptart/linkz.html angelfire.com HAIR LOSS PREVENTION resources from Nerd World Media  Click Here Web Search Discussion Groups Top News Stories • World News • Sports News Audio / Video •ABC News Headlines •CNN Stories •Daily Briefing •Weather Channel's Weekly Weather Planner Bulletin Boards •Clinton Board Hot Categories •March Madness! The Year of the Upset! •St http://www.nerdworld.com/nw889.html nerdworld.com ***phairchica*** ***phairchica*** Things I Love... My ungodly homepage!!! Music Faeries Poetry Hey everyone *s* Welcome to one of my many many homepages across the 'net. I built this one mainly because I all but deserted Angelfire a long time ago and lately it's the only one that will cooperate http://www.angelfire.com/ca/phairchica/ angelfire.com Friends & pics! Friend's & Pic's Skreep Girl-A great and loving sweet heart!*gigantic hugs & kisses!:)* Sunny- A great friend!*huge hugz & kotc* Uneek- A really really great friend!:) *huge huge huge hugs & kisses*pic1pic2pic3 KyS- A great friend!*huge hugs* Sunshyne- A great friend!*hugs* Destiny http://members.wbs.net/homepages/h/i/g/highlander128.html wbs.net INFINITYS HOTTEST BABES COUNTDOWN!!!! INFINITYS HOTTEST BABES COUNTDOWN!!!! OK HERE IT IS THE COUNTDOWN U HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! THE TOP TEN SEXIEST BABES OF INFINITY!!! SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY........... #1. KRISTIN- SEXY SEXY SEXY RED HEAD!!! #2 DOPE HAT- CHECK THIS GIRLS HP SHE HAS A BUNCH OF HOT PICS OF HERSELF http://www.angelfire.com/ak/bwo/BABES.html angelfire.com malachi's friendz on infinity Welcome to my Domicile Hey all you lucky people...I'm assuming you use Infinity and want to know if I like you...If you're not on here don't spaz out...just let me know and I'll do a full backgroud check...and if you're not a child molester...I'll put you on there! OK? great http://members.tripod.com/~malachi_/friends.html tripod.com STOP right where you are there buddy. STOP!!! Slambooks aren't like other little surveys or what not you may have filled out. So if you're trying to take this route to get around reading the 69 pages, well, please don't do it. It will show in your answers, and I really don't care to get a bunch of junk from people http://members.tripod.com/~phairgirl/slambook/start.html tripod.com Leslie's friends people know who Leslie's friends are!! M Y C Y B E R F R I E N D S P A G E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Romance By: Tom Brown Past romance is a leaf on a stream, Floating, rushing swiftly away, Cannot be called back. Always in the mind this leaf, We try to catch. For few, another just the same http://members.tripod.com/~Ladylaff/index-2.html tripod.com Users Homes at Tripod Tripod The Homesteads "A Red Rose" "JUMPP ONN INN" "MY WORLD" "POO'S HOUSE OF REFLECTION" "SKYBOAT" *Where's Poo?-A Game* @@ Come See @@ ~ JUST LINKS ~ ~ Twisted Sista2 ~ ~~Relaxing Midis~~ ~Banners by Rexy ~G's SPOT~ ~Rexy's ~Rexy's Cafe ††† Christian Links ¤ PATNAPS WORLD http://tv.iacta.com/Net4TV/tvdesign/tripod.cfm iacta.com Where do you want to go today? OK, here it is...Evhan's greatly updated old homepage...give it time...new links arriving daily...this page is going to be a "jump station" to all the other pages on the web which I think rule...so, if you've got a cool page and you want it here E-Mail me with the location, and http://www.angelfire.com/nj/malaworld/ angelfire.com http://www.angelfire.com/ok/Coffin/Smiley.html ALL OF MY FWENDS! AERO- I DON'T GET TO TALK TO YOU ALOT ANYMORE, BUT IT WAS FUN AT THE TIME. MOOOOOOO :) THE ALMIGHTY POOKIE- BABY, CHICA, MY LOVE AND LIFE! *L* *HUGE HUGS* MAYBE SOME DAY WE CAN MAKE CHINESE SEX FORTUNES TOGETHER. *LICKS AND SHOWS SOME CLEAVAGE* ANARCHY- BASTARD http://www.angelfire.com/ok/Coffin/Smiley.html angelfire.com who is this evhan guy's Dreambook ... Dreambook ...scripted who is this evhan guy Welcome to Dreambook, a nifty new free service from: New Dream Network, Dreamhost, and Webring! If you have a minute, please sign my Dreambook too! Name: Amanda Cherry E-mail address: kerbear@aol.com Homepage URL: http:// how old http://books.dreambook.com/malachi/quiz.html dreambook.com they're everywhere! they're everywhere! frayndzzz!!! Through soooo long chatting in places like Infinity, WWISP, IRC, Alaweb, Columbus, HCU, Thirtysomething, Gathering Pace, Nstate, WBS, Jitter, and so many other great chat rooms around the 'net, I have met sooo many people. Some you meet and then they are gone. Some http://members.tripod.com/~phairgirl/friends/index.html tripod.com malachi's home's Dreambook ... Dreambook ...scripted malachi's home Welcome to Dreambook, a nifty new free service from: New Dream Network, Dreamhost, and Webring! If you have a minute, please sign my Dreambook too! Name: your baby *s* E-mail address: hermanota@hotmail.com Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire http://books.dreambook.com/malachi/gstbk.html dreambook.com dammit now you know more than my grandma ... a little 'bout me, a little 'bout you... nah maybe just me... I decided to take down my old page about myself because it was pretty dated. Plus I was sick of everyone saying the 'evil word' all the time just to repulse me. But I digress. Who am I... hmmm... my name is Summer http://members.tripod.com/~phairgirl/me.html [-----] Infoseek phairgirl*~... What exactly is the point of having a homepage online, anyway? I've thought about this at great length. After all, I'm not selling anything. I'm spending money instead of making money by keeping this little space alive. And, in all honesty, there's nothing here that will help with a term paper or to gain existential ... 96% Date: 18 Sep 1998, Size 9.8K, http://members.tripod.com/~phairgirl/ index.html Find similar pages|Grouped results from members.tripod.com emilimperial's Home Page SOME GREAT QUOTES ... ".... I'll be 5000 miles away from home ... and 5000 miles away from the person sitting next to me ..." ".... Always remember ... You're unique ... Just like everyone else ..." ... 34% Date: 12 Feb 1997, Size 8.0K, http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/ 2073/index.html Find similar pages Internet Friends Internet Friends | | | | | | | | | Here is a list of all my friends on the net.....so far.. well some of them are my friends... the other people just happened to be at the right place and time WITH ... 32% Date: 15 Oct 1998, Size 5.4K, http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/ Sands/1113/friends.html Find similar pages gtarrant69 / Personal WBS Home Page phair i think ya know you're on my mind...*S* *huge hugz and a kiss* I'm very very glad i could be some kind of motivation. ...CAT, you'll probably never truly know how much you've meant to me, ... 28% Date: 10 Dec 1997, Size 18.5K, http://members.wbs.net/homepages/g/t/ a/gtarrant69.html Find similar pages highlander128 / Personal WBS Home Page highlander128 Skreep Girl-A great and loving sweet heart!*GIGANTIC HUGS AND KISSES* Sunny- A great friend!*huge hugz* Uneek- A really really great friend!:) *huge huge huge hugs*KyS- A great ... 22% Date: 29 May 1998, Size 12.6K, http://members.wbs.net/homepages/h/i/ g/highlander128.html Find similar pages Various / Amateur Aquanettas - Mind Full of Worry My Bloody Valentine - Only Shallow P.J. Harvey - Water Red House Painters - Japanese to English Yo La Tengo - Shaker Bettie Serveert - Tom Boy Liz Phair - Girls! ... 22% Date: 11 Sep 1998, Size 2.0K, http://www.cddb.com/xm/cd/soundtrack/ 8a0c3e0a.html Find similar pages HOE! VIVA LA REVOLUCION! The most pointless and stupid-yet-silly e'zine ever created, and damn proud of it, too. 22% Date: 3 Feb 1999, Size 4.6K, http://www.dto.net/hoe/ Find similar pages HAIR LOSS PREVENTION resources from Nerd World Media Large Index of HAIR LOSS PREVENTION related internet resources created by Nerd World Media. List your resource or Create your own Index. 22% Date: 1 Jan 1999, Size 13.7K, http://www.nerdworld.com/trees/nw889.html Find similar pages [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #719 - WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 7/1/99 ]