[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #740 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "Flamingd24" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Neko 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/16/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] Flamingd24: he sexy whats cookin neko31337: uh, who are you? Flamingd24: ur dream come true neko31337: oh, i see. Flamingd24: u better,,,, i can't believe u dont remember me... i'm hurt :( neko31337: um, what's your name? Flamingd24: nicole,,, come on jon u know better neko31337: nicole who? neko31337: i know too many people named nicole Flamingd24: we'll talk and u think about it, k? Flamingd24: so how've u been lately neko31337: i have been pretty ok...uh, did i go to school with you? or work with you? or...? neko31337: how've you been (not that i have anything to compare it to, as i don't know who you are) Flamingd24: ur getting there, i'm great, i've moved on since u broke my heart but hey shit happens right?! neko31337: i broke your heart? i don't remember anyone named nicole whose heart i could've possibly intentionally broken. neko31337: of course, i guess there's always the unintentional breaking of hearts...like when you crush on someone and you see them talking to someone else...you don't even pause to investigate -- your heart is already shattered into a million pieces and you're scurrying around to pick them up before they're gone forever. Flamingd24: just pretend like u realize who i am so i'm no longer aching neko31337: oh, HI, nicole, sorry about breaking your heart! glad to hear you're doing fine! neko31337: now would you be so kind as to tell me who you are and how i know you so i don't feel like i'm talking to a complete stranger? neko31337: you knoew, i just mispelled hurt as heart. crazy, huh? Flamingd24: u did? neko31337: yeah, when i was talking to someone in another window. Flamingd24: oh i understand neko31337: this feels like some silly hoax, since you're not willing to reveal how i know you or anything... neko31337: i'm sure if i know you as well as you make me out to know you, i'll feel super embarassed and will be licking your feet for forgiveness when you tell me...so, out with it! Flamingd24: didn't u work at hilander neko31337: yes Flamingd24: and remember me yet? neko31337: i remember someone named nicole working at hilander, but i don't remember knowing her very well at all. i remember her being quite pretty, though. neko31337: whether that is you or not, i have no idea... Flamingd24: well that wan't me neko31337: you didn't work at hilander or you're not pretty? neko31337: or none of the above? Flamingd24: i'll tell u what i look like and u guess, k? Flamingd24: not pretty neko31337: whatever works for you Flamingd24: i'm tall Flamingd24: reddish hair Flamingd24: green eyes neko31337: & did you work at hilander? Flamingd24: thin, Flamingd24: yes Flamingd24: not any more though neko31337: where did you work? Flamingd24: hilander Flamingd24: with u neko31337: no no, where in hilander Flamingd24: do u still smoke Flamingd24: as a cashier neko31337: i still smoke neko31337: is your name really nicole? Flamingd24: bad habbit neko31337: no kiddinh...do you smoke? neko31337: when did you work at hilander? Flamingd24: why ur catching on ... so come on out with it ....who am i? neko31337: you are nicole! Flamingd24: over xmas was the last time i saw u neko31337: you told me that already, silly neko31337: i don't suppose you have a picture you could send me to refresh my memory, do you? neko31337: i only remember working with one person named nicole neko31337: and you already said you're not her. Flamingd24: yes but my names not nicole neko31337: -oh-. neko31337: so it's all an elaborate hoax Flamingd24: u got me hooked on cigs Flamingd24: remember neko31337: haha neko31337: jennifer. Flamingd24: is that really the clue that gave it away? neko31337: yes. Flamingd24: shouldn't have said that but i was starting to pity u neko31337: so what was the point of all this? Flamingd24: my profile does say nicole though sorry if u read that neko31337: i don't have aol, i had someone else read it for me. Flamingd24: just dropped in to say hello neko31337: that was the psycho-est hello in the world. Flamingd24: i quite the individual u know,,,, also i was jk about me smoking thats gross neko31337: sigh neko31337: i was really wondering whose heart i had broken for awhile. Flamingd24: i was kiddding about that too neko31337: oh well Flamingd24: dont get all big headed now neko31337: too late for that neko31337: i need to go to sleep now, i have to work at 8am. next time don't be a stranger. Flamingd24: i wont, later [-----] epilogue: my ex-girlfriend and her friends are stupid. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #740 - WRITTEN BY: NEKO - 7/16/99 ]