[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #805 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "Quotes" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Unrelated 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/1/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] It is the final proof of gods omnipotence that he need not exist, in order to save us. - Peter de Vries There is no such thing as inner peace, their is only nervousness and death. - Fran Liebowitz It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. - Canada Bill jones I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. - Unknown The more I read, the less I know. - Me We are here, it is now, beyond that, all human knowledge is moonshine. - H. L. Menken (1880 - 1956) If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. - Derek Bok You did it, live with it. - Tom The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind hi that he is already degraded. - George Oswell I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash. - Sigmund Freud The big cities of America are becoming 3rd world countries. - Nara Ephres Every star is a sun, there are about 400 billion of them in the Milky Way. - Carl Sagan What I fear is not the enemy's strategy, but our own mistakes. - Pericles (420 B.C. - 4?? B.C.) Pout, drama, sob...ahhhhh. - Wolf I'm a cheap easy slut. - Molly Mere poets are as sottish as mere drunkards are, who live in a continual mist, without seeing or judging anything clearly. A man should be learned in several sciences, and should have a reasonable, philosophical, and in some measure, a mathematical head to be an excellent and complete poet. - John Dryden; Notes and Observations on the Empress of Morocco, taken from, Carl Sagan's "Dragons of Eden" For is not philosophy the study of death? - Socrates Pleasure is good, but only when consistent with virtue; it can not be a wise man's goal; those who make it their end in life are like the dog that snaps at every piece of meat thrown to it, swallows it whole, and stands with jaws agape anxiously awaiting more. - Seneca; taken from Will Durants "Ceaser and Christ" We shall learn more of the nature of man by watching his behavior through sixty centuries than by reading Plato and Aristotle, Spinoza and Kant. All philosophy has fallen forfeit to history. - Nietzschie Fuck this place, two days so far. No food No ride if I die oh well. Welcome to the pits of hell, where's theres only rednecks. - Sentences scribbled on a pole next to an exit ramp on I-80 in Ohio from which I was trying to hitch-hike from. The known is finite, the unknown infinite; intellectually we stand on an islet in the midst of an illimitable ocean of inexplicability. Our business in every generation is to reclaim a little more land. - T. H. Huxley, 1887 Intellectual capacity is no guarantee against being dead wrong. - Carl Sagan Evolution is a fact, not a theory! - Carl Sagan Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy There is no better sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. - Noel Coward (1866 - 1944) Nothing is illegal if a hundred buisnessmen do it. - Andrew Young Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight. - Phyllis diller I talk to myself because I enjoy dealing with a better class of people. - Jackie Mason In the end, everything is a gag. Charlie Chaplin (1889 - 1977) When we talk to God we're praying, when God talks back, we're schizophrenic. - Lilly Tomlin Television has proven that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers I will bring you into my house, I will then lay you down on the finest silks from India and China that I have personally hand picked. I will rub you down with the Finest of oils from around the world, that I have searched and quested for. Then, I will make for the finest of breakfasts only using the best of meats and cheeses, and cereals. And that, is when I will hit you doggystyle! - Smoove B [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #805 - WRITTEN BY: UNRELATED - 9/1/99 ]