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Don't get run over by an old granny in high heels driving a '69 Mustang convertible running a red stoplight at a busy intersection! Erin Smith ... Thursday, April 2 Hello. I cannot wait to get out of Algebra. Guess what? I honestly started a pan on the stove on fire last week! It was great-really funny. Have you ever wondered what ever happened to Jason W? We should call him or something, the year I get ungrounded. Listen, my brain is still in nuetral so I'll write later. Terri ... Thursday, April 2 Summer- don't go home with your boner on. HA! (I mean titty boner!) J/K! Have a wonderful life you little spineless piece of nothing! Psych! Jessica ... Thursday, April 2 Summer, Play with my brain But don't skip to the Skippy. I'm lying in a cold dry well wasting time. Don't dry up into a cold, dry worm. Bugs crawl in and the bugs crawl owwwwt. My saltwater milkshake spilled onto the floor of my brain. And in my dream I saw me (Jesus Christ) come out of the hamburger joint and water the shrubbery. Love me tender, ARB the destroyer ... Thursday, April 2 Summer, Well, I think I'm going to write you sane instead of some of your friends that seem insane. English has been cool so is World History with Wulfee has been pretty fun But 9th grade sucks don't it I thought my 9th sucked well its Been fun stay cool, Stop hanging around some of those scumballs you hang around. But I guess there your friends & you like them personally I think some are skurvey well I gotta Be steppin JoAnne "94" rules ... Thursday, April 2 I swish dead fish between my toes And try not to step on the bones -anonymous ... Friday, April 3 Dear Winter, Rise to the occasion. Love, ARB ... Friday, April 3 [Peace symbol], cool. this feels funnY ain't I weird Make sense of this A frog had a frog bet you can't & think about this: If God Made us who Made God!! Nate Kass ... Monday, April 6 Jermy is an asshole! Jermy Vize [insertion] Thanks Angella ... Thurday, April 3 Dear Summer, Don't be weird From, The Destroyer ... Monday, April 6 Life Sucks Live it up while you can or athority will take over Never surender I dont that's why I get in trobles so peace Be cool Stay cool JoAnne ... Monday, April 6 Summer, Hey how's life? upseeting here. But ain't it always. I am gonna kill Jeff Keeter or however you spell his last name. He is one of the Biggest ASSHOLES I know. I will make a list of them for you. Should I deck him on the bus? I will if he bugs me I kinda got Bryan Miller MAD At me. After lunch I was walking out with Emily and he told me to relax buy of course I was a smart ass and said Why should I? But I don't see why he should care about that. he doesn't care about anything else that has to do with me. Gotta Go Bye Big Red. I [heart] Bryan Miller U [heart] ? ... Thursday, April 3 Dear Autumn, I recently caught up with Mr. Smith. He knows not what he thinks. So, Mrs. Smith has to tell him. Don't tell Smitty Jr. that the time of Jesus Christ is never going to draw near upon our slimey little Christian skulls, kinda like acid rain. When Ms. (Not Mrs.) Smith died she remarried to the brain-dead. Forescore and 25 years ago, Arb brought forth, a Rhythm Nation. Lovely Day, ARB P.S. Brain Food. ... Tuesday, April 7 Summer Hey MAN! How is your cool life man? Awsome here man. I was never better man like cool man I just said hi to Brian Miller to man. it was the greatest man. Wait till ya see me on the bus man I will be totally cool man. I like saying hi to Brian because then I can see his expression man. I also love the word man now too. Now I love Brian & the word man. Sounds neat to keep saying man if ya ask me man. Do ya love my language man? I do man, it is cool if ya ask me man. Bye MAN Big Red ... Wednesday, April 8 Summer Yo MAN! I AM SOOO COOL MAN! Like totally awsome MAN! BRIAN IS JUST SOO COOL MAN. I Mean gnarley man. So how was your day man? MINE WAS SUGAR FILLED BUT FUN MAN! I am writing lots to day man. Well gotta stop Sorry MAN. Big Red ... Thursday, April 9 [water damage to notebook] [excerpt of legible text ] covered in a vat of hot ashes vat of hat ashes hot ashes ashes. Who is Big Red? I'm chewing a gum baring that moniker, so rise to the occasion. Life's just too short, that's why we have White Castles. Love ARB THE DESTROYER ... Tuesday, April 14 Autumn, Hi Love Arb the Destroyer ... Tuesday, April 14 Summer, These things are weird. I can imagine my myth. HA! HA! I am starting another story It is called "REVENGE OF THE PHYSCO SOCKS" nice name huh? I he was He is neat [heart] kinda mean man! Bryan today but oh Miller well he is still sweet! Did ya ever see him yet man? If not one of these days you will because I will make sure of it. Well gotta go Dude. Bye. Love, leggs, beany, Pooh Bear, Albino bitch, Pro Stock Pooh #777, frogs, long leggs, Bee, Buzzy, Jugs, Droppy, Wenz, Windmister, Winston, Winafen, Gwendolyn, Gendy, Jendolyn, Big Red, Wanye, Waldowendy, Winnie, Grandma, Saneless, Gal, not to mention the newest edition MOMMY BIG RED. I Call me [heart] any of those HA! Bryan names. but HA! Miller I prefer HA! HA! MOMMY He is sweet BIG RED and neat man!!! ... Good D A Y ... Thursday, April 16 Why do we always come from the cold!! I know now can you figure that one out. I'm not going to tell u. Sincerely, Nate Kass ... Hi ... Thursday, April 16 A word of thought ARE YOU A CLEPTO? You Can Take Something for it! from The Rebellier Have a nice day. ... Today Nobdy HAD A weird thought here! >From Sum! ... Tuesday, April 21 [water damage to notebook] Love, Arb, the destroyer ... Friday, April 24 Summer, A food for thought Playingly smellologistic. Yea! ARB the DESTROYER ... May 4 Hey Summer, I am so cool and so happy. Brian is going to be laughing so hard on the bus cause I'm going to be blowing my blow pop. I love it when he says stuff like that. Boy if he would have seen me yesterday he would of said something to the effect of "I had my blowing going" because I ate 13 blow pops. I was on a sugar high man. So who do you like? Me still like Brian on my notes I put I [heart] Bri This way it sounds cuter and it is shorter too. I do it all the lazy way. and don't take that the dirty way either. that was funny friday when my mouth was totally blue. Theresa said I shouldn't have sucked man so much. God this odyssey is dirty She heard the blow and know who gave it. God that is sick. these books now adays. Well girl I got a whole half of an hour to keep writing my lovely thoughts yes we're almost done reading this boy will I be glad. ooh grusome blood. I love it. Well I should get going now. Bye. Big Red I [heart] Bri U [heart]? ... May 6 OK. you asked for it. I'm so tired! Math sucks. Haven't figured out what though, YET!! I'm in a kick ass mood, but I'm NOT going to jail (until I deserve it!) J/K! French is awesome, I might go there sometime in the near future. DEEP THOUGHT FOR THE DAY! A guy and a girl go out on a date. The guy is hoping to get something, like sexually. But only the girl knows if he's going to get it or not. Well, I'll sign off, now! Get the hang of that math and don't die doing it! Ern ... May 6 Easily spoken words. And dish in brains of cooling wah wah. And fish swimming within the lines within the lines. The lines are our friends. Tee Hee. I Need a Peck in the head from a bird that is dead. ARB the Destroyer ... May 15 A Darkened Forest A strong wind is howling as darkeness grows near, In only a moment the sun disappears. Deep in the forest on a restless night, Shadows are cast by the eerie moonlight. The wind picks up in a violent storm, And this wonderful place takes on a different form. The rain and the thunder continue for hours, In this lonesome dark forest that nature devours Erin Smith ... May 19 Brainwave, Dreary. Hee Hee Hee. And yer little brain, too. Har Har Har. And yer large nose, too. Love ARB ... May 20 Word for the Day Radicalization >From ARB the Destroyer ... May 20 Summer, Hey Chick!! WHAT'S UP? NOT TO MUCH HERE. do you know Dennis Dean? I started punching him before fifth hour. Cause him and buttfuck Brian were talking about me. I still have to punch Mr. Buttfuck Miller. Don't you love the nickname I gave him? Do ya love the idea of my x-boyfriend being my boyfriend again? I do and this time I'm NOT breaking up with him. In about the 2nd letter I get he will ask me to go with him again because he did after I first broke up with him but I never. This time when he asks me I'm going to say yes and I'm NOT going to break up with him. for anyone. If and when I go with him again I'm going to try and make it last for 2 years and 8 months because that is when I plan on moving to Oakforest. Then I can see him all the time. And even before two years I will get my ring. and I'll jump for joy. Then when I move to Oakforest I will get to see him for the first time in 4 years and 8 months. I am looking forward to that. He probably will be too. Did you know that I liked all of the following guys since I broke up with Jeff. Mike Tony Rob Jeremy Tom Rick John and Brian but I did NOT go with any of them. No isn't that cool. Well gotta go. Big Red ... June 1 (day after Skid Row) Summer, Life, wait not life, but happiness is pains in the neck and back from moshingness in an unknown territory. But then again I'll depart. ARB ... It takes 43 muscles to frown. It takes 7 muscles to smile. So be lazy. Be indifferent. ... Dear Spitoon, Travel time and realize, ARB the DESTROYER ... 53 54 57 Don't ever forget these #'s actually how could you forget you'd think of me. I hate Jenny with a passion. See ya Sarah I [heart] Scott ... She caught the melting sky/It burned but still the winter passes/By & By/2 the other side A slow parade of wind/That blows thru 3's/ That wilted with the season's children Are we saved by the words/of bastard saints/Do we live in fear or faith/Tell me now who's behind the rain A maze of tangled grace/The symptoms of "for real" are/crumbling from embrace/But still we chase...the shadows of belief/And new religion clouds our visions of/the roots of our souls Are we ashamed of our own fate/Or play the fool 4 our own sake/Tell me who's Behind the rain What do we need where do we go/When we get there we don't know/Why should we doubt the virgin white/Of fallen snow/when faith's our shelter from the cold Quicksand Jesus I'm so far away/without you/3x Quicksand Jesus I believe you Quicksand Jesus I'm so far away SKID ROW QUICKSAND JESUS MAY 31, 1992 DUBUQUE, IOWA ... N I C K N A M E S ------------------------------------------------- Nickname Real Name ------------------------------------------------- BIG RED Wendy Galazin Andy the Dude ARB Summerian Summerian Smelly Asswipe Shane Connelly Brainwave Nobody In Particular Summy Sumerian Summer Autumn Plantlife Trees Can Be Fun Urn Erin Smith Arrogant Dickhead Jeremy Vize ARB ARBISON Andy Benson ARBISON Sumerian Summer Flamebreather Arb Metalhead Arb Human Change Machine Arb Pyro Summer Spanky Dan Dumuth Dough Boy Dan Dumuth Dizzy Arb Bitch Jenny Schetgen Ignorance Dougie Woman beater Dan Kuper Screech Wendy Galazin Leggs Wendy Galazin Blondie Summer ... I still haven't figured out why people are calling me "PJ". I guess it's better than "Gunster" last year. Summer the Peejster [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #982, BY PHAIRGIRL - 12/23/99 ]