_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------05.25.94-----------------------------------------------------#017------ A Man Called Tyler: 100% Love Appreciated by Jason Farnon Although I was going to write an introduction, this sums it up perfectly: For some delightful ridicule at the expense of yet another priapic redneck male who still can't figure out why he can't laid in reality, Castellan, resident, and Catfish present: _A Man Called Tyler: 100% Love_ --------------------------------- IRC log started Fri Apr 22 03:29 *** Value of LOG set to ON yes she says she wants to have netsex or something > Hello Tyler. :) how are u? hi jennn!!!!!!!!! are u really female? > I feel wonderful, Tyler. A little tired, maybe. Sore neck. what else woud i be?????? *Catfish* so what are you two plotting? :) > Hiya shygirl! *** Revolver (~DONAHUE@nauvax.ucc.nau.edu) has joined channel #tyler shygirl; I don't know.. > Tyler: Of course, silly. *shygirl* Logging this. Whatta dip. hi, what's this channel about? *** Mode change "+snti" on channel #Tyler by Tyler (I hope I'm not intruding) *** Revolver has been kicked off channel #tyler by Tyler (Tyler) -> *Catfish* Making it up as we go along. Apparently Cast has already included me in the plot without me knowing. :D help ima being flooded ok honey *Catfish* hee hee hee. Are you luring someone in or what? honey: what do u want to do? -> *shygirl* Yeah, I started a log, too. i want something hot > Tyler: Well, I'm kinda new to this. I feel so embarrassed. well I got one fo ryou shygirl thatsl ok that's ok are u both in your room? -> *Catfish* We already have a live one here. honey, i thot you said you had don tyler,yeah *Catfish* you guys are good ;) are u jenn? i'm tami I know tami and jenn > shygirl, don isn't here, is he? *smile* *shygirl* Whadda fuckwit. Bet he can't even find the right hole. ;D i meant done this b4 jenn is funny - i ma nervous i just took my underwear off honey: are u in your room? don't look at me jenn! :) good * honeypot peeks > hehehehehe hey!!! :) * Tyler is looking straight at tami's bush blush -> *shygirl* Damn. Nice recovery! I owe you a beer. * shygirl shygirl blushes * Tyler pulls out his cock > ooooooo! ooh1 it's so red * honeypot blushes and big =) > can i touch it? wow it is already hard of course > mmmmmmm. it's so warm! take your cloth off...both of you yeah i just took my bra off. jenn is jealous of my big tits 36D > velvety... smooth... * Tyler goes down on tami while he lets jenn play with his cock Ohhhhhhhhhh * shygirl fingers her wet hole > shygirl, I'll make you pay for that! finger yourself girls! honey: suck me * honeypot rubs herself feverishly! *shygirl* AHAHAHAHAHAH how does one "play with his cock" when he's going down on me??? Incompetent buffoon. are u guys really doing it? * shygirl licks and sucks tyler till hemoans ummm tyler, itss hadr to type *Catfish* are you just msg'ing or what? :) i know * honeypot gently tongues Tyler's crown. mmmmm what r u doing to me * Tyler bites on tami's clit gently *shygirl* ROTFL ooohhh * Tyler fingers jenn at the same time -> *Catfish* No, it's on channel. Cast and I both are keeping logs. jenn, i think i'm cummin don't look *Catfish* *snicker* cum in my mouth! cum for me! * shygirl cums in tylers mhthiudsr hop on jenn > Tyler, i love the taste of your hot cock! I love the way u suck me, jenn -> *shygirl* I bet this guy has a few traumatized hamsters sitting in a cage at home. ride me jenn *shygirl* Obviously, this man has never had sex. Fortunately, I'd never inflict him on a woman. :D ooooh * Tyler fondles tami's huge tits > Tyler, I want you to take me from behind... oooh!! ok i like it when you lick my big red nipples get on your fours * honeypot gets on her hands and knees... * Tyler bites on tami's nipples oooohhh! * Tyler grabs jenn's ass and slams into her itsss hrd to type i am getting all wett -> *Catfish* Oh man, is this one a winner. that's ok tami *shygirl* What a gimp. An ass man. *** Tyler is sasst36@unixs1.cis.pitt.edu (*Unknown*) *** on channels: @#Tyler *** on irc via server dewey.cc.utexas.edu (UT's "I Repeat Class" server) *shygirl* :D > Oooooo, baby! You know how I like it! * Tyler starts fucking jenn slowly and gradually faster > Uh-huh.... mmmmmmmm oih fuck me fuck me you long hard stud!! *Catfish* uh oh :) Did you get the /whois? That goes extra humiliation points :) my 7 incher coming in adn out of jenn's pussy] -> *Catfish* Did it right before you asked. ;) get next to jenn, tami *shygirl* 7 inches...and that's anet.exaggeration for him. Oh, I'm sorry. Really sorry. :D > Tyler, I want ALL of you, big boy! tami: and get on your fours * shygirl gets on all fours cram it to the hilt *Catfish* heh * Tyler pulls out of jenn and fucks tami for a min * Tyler fingers jenn *Catfish* of course, we posted this on a mailing list/newsgroup that all the #christian regulars were on at the time :) *shygirl* only took him a minute. :) Must be an aggie. :D ooooooh * honeypot sits back on the pillows and enjoys the scene... > ooooo, Tyler! * Tyler pulls out of tami and goes back to jenn *shygirl* I'll bet he boasts he got two women to his fellow CHem E majors. :D -> *Catfish* AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Hilarious. ooooh yes fuck me till i scream uer a wild man I'll give 10 strokes each ok? oooh i'm wet *Catfish* Planet Yip was a great list :D now tami * honeypot purrs contentedly... gimme some lovin' baby! ohoho and now jenn oh god i'm gonna faint > ooooo... ah eeeeeee ooooooo *shygirl* ROTFL * Tyler is fucking jenn harder now letting shygirl recover i'm all juiced up 4 u cum on my dick jenn ok.. * honeypot rocks in unison to your thrusts jenn..get on top of me and ride me while I eat tami out > Already there, baby... uh-huh... UH! sit on my face tami oooOOOOOH cum baby! im cuming cumming yes > ooooo.... i can't stop! I'M COMING! yes yes I wanna taste your cum > ooooooo, oooooo, uhhhhhhh oh yeah jenn...cum on my dick > I am, love, uh-huh.... aaaaahhhhhhhh tyler fuck my tight little hole one more time with your big dick * Tyler pulls out of jenn and goes deep into Tami all the way in with one thrust OOOOHHHHH -> *shygirl* Hmmmmm, I feel like saying something totally irrelevant. "By the way, I'm Amish." i ache with waves of pleasure my dick is glistering from your pussy juice *shygirl* I was thinking the same thing. "BTW, TYler, how do you feel if I brought an octopus into the next act?" * honeypot snuggles beside Tyler and licks his nipples, nipping playfully at the sensitive skin... * Tyler swallows every drop of jenn's cum oooh, icame so hard i almost passed out u r sooo good! > Tyler, ooooooooo! keep fucking me oh oh trout -> *shygirl* This guy will be a U.S. Senator someday. Mark my words. I"m ready to cum ladies now both of you sit close together so that I can shoot both of your faces tyler, not yet hold it in you big stud i wanna cum one more time *Catfish* is he as bad as Cast says? tyler ok ok.. finger me tami: then fuckme -> *Catfish* Worse. :D > Tyler, I want you. NOW! * Tyler push tami down on the bed * Tyler spreads tami's leg oh YES and parts the pussy lips *Catfish* I told Cast, "Tell him you have a club foot" from the Ben log ;) and slides deep inside of her * honeypot plays with herself impatietly jenn: I'll get back to ya.. *shygirl* I can't take this. I'm almost crying here. If Rachael walks in, I'm dead..ahhahahahahaha ohhhhhhhhhhhhh -> *Catfish* Oh man, I nearly choked when I read that. bwahahahahahaha * Tyler rapidly pumps in and out of tami i just came all over your duffel bag jenn im sorry now jenn? > shygirl, that's okay. it's not the first time. *giggle* wanna fuck me again? > NOW, TYLER! my dick is still rock hard * shygirl shygirl feels so faint tyler is such a man honey, blush > Tyler, i want you inside me. Now! * Tyler slides in jenn's tight cunt > Pleeeeeeassssseeeee! i want him to cum on my face like all studs do > oooooo, yes, fuck me! fuck me HARDER! yess harder and faster > HARDER! ooooooooooo > deeper, baby, DEEPER! ooooooo, you're so GOOD! my baals slpapping against your ass cheek > uh-huh! ooooooooooo, baby! jenn you are so lucky > FASTER! cum for me babe > Oh Gog i'm so wet! * Tyler slams in as fast as he can > ung! uh-huh... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! yes... > I'm almost there, baby.... almost there! * Tyler pumps even faster -> *shygirl* Good think I'm not drinking milk. It would be passing through my nose right about now. > YES! YEEEEEEEESSSSSS! cum Jenn! > OH GOD I'M COMING!!!!!!! oh yeah... *shygirl* I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. :D * Tyler pulls out and aims his cock toward tami's face oh pleas fuck me tyler oh TES > ung... oooooo..... I think I'm gonna faint.... squirt your ht jizz on my face] I"m gonna cum... oh yes > I want some too! ohhhhhhh * Tyler turns around and shoots some to jenn * shygirl shygirl bends down and places her firm red lips, genly moistened by her sensuous tongue, around tylers glans. -> *Catfish* You're going to scream. I mean it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh shit...I shot everywhere... oh yes! how many times did u girls cum? *Catfish* Geez, is he that bad/good? :) i came 4 times! oh..my system shuts down in 2 min * honeypot cleans up your hot cum with his fingers and licks them, mmmmmmmmm and u, Jenn? -> *shygirl* should we reveal ourselves? tyler you are quite a man! tami: thanks > Tyler, I love to lick your hot fingersmmmmmm *shygirl* Hm, I dunno. I'm posting this to alt.irc. :D *shygirl* I think it'd be hilarious to have his irc.buddies tell him. gotta go ladies.... nice fucking with ya > Goodbye, Love. Thank you. bye you big studmuffin! have an elf! maybe we'll do it again *Catfish* Cast isn't sure how to save the log to disk. *koff* *** Signoff: Tyler (*KISS* *KISS*) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA > bwahahahahahahahah! OH man. Oh man. What a FUCKING loser! *** shygirl is tkderrick@hellcat.ecn.uoknor.edu (Tami K. Derrick) *** on channels: #Tyler *** on irc via server irc.iastate.edu (Iowa State Alternate Reality Server) Oh shit. Just a sec. The neighbors think I've lost it. :D > hahahahahahhaa > Well, I think we can head off now. ;) Oh God. SOmeone shoot me before I lose it > hahahahahahahah Yep. This is what all you netsexing studmuffins out there look like. Think you've been getting appreciative women all this time? Not a chance. You CAN'T get laid, only ridiculed. 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