T H E %%% %%%%% %%%%% %%% %%%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% %//%%%%%%//% %%% %% %%%% %%%%%% %% /%% %/% % %%% %%%%% %%%%% %% %//% %% %//% %/% %/%%%//% %% /%% %% %/% %/% %////%%////% %%%% %//% %//% %/% %/% %/% %/ %%% %% /%% %/% %/% %/% %% %/% %% %%%% %%%% %%% %%% %%% %%%%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% %%% %% %%% %%%%%%% O F F I C I A L F A N C L U B ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" mindcrime's web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike mindcrime's blade web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/blade mindcrime's 'zine web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/deviate mindcrime's business web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/surreal mindcrime's email address: mike@exit109.com mindcrime's usual hangout's: #ansi, #blade. the mindcrime fan club(tm) web page: (under kornstruction) mindcrime's bbs: alderaan 908.244.8780 offical fan club hangout: alderaan 908.224.8780 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" s0uprdu0dul-b0y -- head editor and founder / president of mcofc. j0hnie t dr4w -- writing staff head / spy and master of disguise. mindcrime -- head person to be boggled over and dreamed about. altwon fifteefyve -- makes sense. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" [ s0uprdu0dul-b0y + guest] |"""| 0' | <---- s0uprdu0dul-b0y. --' | \\\ | O | -*0 | O | *([ <== /)) |")ù | / || | | _|> /__| /|\ | |________ his newly obtained (and on her knee's) girlfriend. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" | article by: s0uprdu0dul-b0y | | title: mc of c -- update #1 | | contents: | | | | i would of like to have continued my "dumb ansi.sys!" as pre-planned | | for this issue but unforseen events have swayed me the opposite. as | | you can tell by this issue's portrait i very much am hetrosexual | | despite the doodleboy stereo-type of us all being fags. and that is | | the purpose for bringing you an update. it was so said by our lord | | and messiah, MINDCRIME, that, girls should not be placed higher then | | computer affairs. however, a young prophet, a wise young lad, named | | lucifer^ganja defied this law at the ritual of bladefest, and it turned | | positive for him, i beg our lord, god, and savior, MINDCRIME, for the | | the same. in the mean time however i am relinquishing editorship to | | j0hnie. good luck j0hnie. also we're hot on the trail of MINDCRIME | | we may have an interview with him coming soon. | |__________________________________________________________________________| """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" | |^^| .o0' O (--) | -- notice my new gear. a crown and a septur. 'cuz baby \\/||\//| now i'm the king! lach on to 'diz s0upr du0d, b4 |vv| | your just another number lay-deez. my cock awaits. _UU_ ^ (_||_) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" | article by: j0hnie t dr4w (acting editor) | | title: m0re upd4tez | | contents: | | | | as gnu editr i reqwezt all sex. but who cares, about that, i got a | | MINDCRIME UPDATE. a member of blade productions who for purposes of | | anomonity we'll call DICKHEAD let us in on the fact that our beloved, | | MINDCRIME, was vacationing on the island of fuji. after several checks | | with "archie" (see between your ass crack, chapter titled "asshole") | | and through lynx to http://www.yahoo.com searching for both MINDCRIME & | | fuji, i determined it was not an island but a mountain. and that some- | | how we had been driven to an ill direction. of course no one will | | notice for several more issues but it as i, who made it look as tho, our | | god, MINDCRIME, was leaving 'zines for doodle at all. not him! alas, | | the staff here is too dumb to realize, present company not excluded. | | however, lets move on. our good friend altwon fifteefyve was arrested | | by the FBI for having transfered illegal data from one system to another.| | better known as kiddie-bestaility-sodomy-porn. he still was making sense| | for me. oh well. maybe they're keyboards are broken. anyway. this | | issue is illing severely. -- we need windows! -- where is our savior? | |__________________________________________________________________________| """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" |