%%% %%% %%%% %%% %% %%%%% %%%% %%%% %% %%%% %% %% %% %% %%% %% %% %% %% %% %% %% %% % %% %% %% %%%% %% %% %% %% %%%% %% %%% %%%%% // // //// ////// ////// // \\ \ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ // /// // //////// ////// ////// // \\\\ \\\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ /// /// // // // // // // [ Mind Warp - Volume #0, Issue #1, File #001 ] [ "Disturbing Thoughts" by Raven ] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Disturbing Thoughts [Raven/EoS] I think too much. (well, some of my High School teachers will argue that statement, but screw them) I find myself scared by some of the things that I laugh at inside, and by some of the things that I'd LOVE to do. Unfortunately, I'm not as cool and fucked up in the head as some other computer-writers are, to actually claim to do these things, I just think about 'em... The Good Son: This was a stupid film about a little kid who like killed people. But there was one scene in the film, where the kid was holding another kid by the arm, on a tree house at about a 50ft height, and the kid said, "If I let you go, You think you could fly?" I cracked up when I heard that, I thought it was the most hilarious thing I had ever heard, And I had a sudden urge to go abduct small children, and hang them off of a bridge, and tell them that line, and then laugh an incredibly maniacal laugh, then pull them up, and let em run home crying, hoping that they'd then be mentally screwed for the rest of their existance. Escalators: As my fellow EoS members know, when walking down stairs, or riding down an escalator, I like to imagine kicking the person in front of me, square in the back of their head, and watching their body tumble down, head first, the rest of the elevator. The only thing that prevents me from doing this, is the fear that the person behind me is thinking the same exact thing, and then I start to hold on to the railing tighter. Suicide: Heh, Kinda like the "Jeremy" video by (blegh) Pearl Jam. Where at the end, Jeremy pulls out a gun and shoots himself. That's the best way to kill yourself, not only are you ending your life, but hopefully, when you've splattered your brains upon your class- mates, it screws them up, and they'll continue to seek psycholog- ical help twenty years later. My Parents: The fact that sometimes I can actually relate with my parents. Movies Theatres: When I go to the movies, and some 7ft tall schmuck sits down in front of me, I feel like pulling out my lighter, and roasting his head, and then sitting back and laughing as the guy runs around screaming, with a big flaming head.. haha.. Public Restrooms: While I'm standing at a urinal, and noone else is around, I glance downwards, by the stall doors, and if there is someone in there, with their pants obviously pulled down to their ankles, I have to keep myself from going and getting a big handful of those nasty brown paper towel things, roll them up into a kind of ball, and light it, and just as the thing is almost egulfed enough in flames to burn my hand, throw it over the stall door, into the guy's lap, or into his pulled-down pants. haugh.. Annoying Kid: While I was walking thru the mall, a little whiney, bratty 4 year old kid, was crying to his mother, and yelling and carrying on about god knows what, and the mother didn't do anything, she just ignored him, while the rest of the mall cringed at the sound of the little pest. I figured out, that I could shut the little shit up by grabbing the mom by her hair, slamming her fucking head into the wall as hard as I possibly could, and then, still with a good grip on her, jam her face (preferably the eye region) into a nearby water fountain (the faucet part, that sticks up), hopefully causing the faucet to go into her eye, and back into her brain, and then, turn her head over, pull out her semi-squashed eye-ball, walk over to the brat, and stick it in his mouth. But to be sure he stayed quiet, I'd pick him up by his chin (so to cause a helluva lot of pain, and to make sure that he couldn't spit out his mom's eyeball), and throw him as far as possible. heh. ============================================================================== Call Arsonist's Arsenal BBS the Mind Warp WHQ - (301) 208-0847 ==============================================================================