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ArtGimp Interview by Cidica (Featuring Blatz) 2. Quotes by Blatz  3. Quotes by Sulphur 4. Closing +-[ArtGimp Interview/Cidica]---------------------------------------------------+ *** Inviting art_imp to channel #skweril *** art_imp (jts@berkshire.net) has joined channel #skweril (cid5150) HI (cid5150) lemme get this scrolling crap going. (art_imp) lemme leave #ansi (cid5150) left? *** cid5150 is now known as cidica (art_imp) i never been interviewed b4! what should i wear?? does my hair look okay? (art_imp) im all set (cidica) okAY (cidica) yOU sICK fuCKER (art_imp) hehe this channel sez +inst (cidica) ok, so whats your FULL NICKNAME (art_imp) like +install (cidica) shUT UP (art_imp) oh sorry. =) (cidica) and aNSWER thE qUESTION (cidica) communizm in full effeck. (art_imp) my name is artistic implosion (art_imp) beautiful and graceful. (cidica) what were your past nicknames? (art_imp) sleek and sexxy (art_imp) suave and .. ACK!.. (art_imp) sorry (art_imp) i used to be.. (cidica) those were your nickanmes? (cidica) NO (cidica) NOW ANSWER! (art_imp) silent rage (art_imp) then rage (art_imp) then artistic implosion =) (art_imp) i never had many (art_imp) i stick to stuff.. (cidica) what is your present affils and past affils? this question is for all the non-artimp stalkers (art_imp) sticky like jizz (art_imp) all the non-artimp stalkers? (art_imp) oo.. (cidica) yeah, if we're a stalker, then we KNOW YOU IN AND OUT *** cidica (cidica@ifu.ifu.net) has joined channel #soap *** #soap: ops: 1 nonops: 2 total 3 cidica DrBlatz @Prizm- (cidica) HI PEOPLE IN #SOAP *** cidica has left channel #soap (art_imp) no one knows me.. (art_imp) okay. (cidica) i know you (cidica) NOW ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION (art_imp) AH!? (art_imp) aaaaaany Hoo (art_imp) i was first introduced to shiver.. so i joined that.. (cidica) what year? (art_imp) and that licked ballz (art_imp) that was in 94. (art_imp) er.. (art_imp) 95.? (cidica) sum it up and just list the affils (cidica) slOWpOKE. (art_imp) hmph. (art_imp) we have to make it interesting. (cidica) oh yeah (art_imp) then i joined vapor (art_imp) that was cool. (cidica) then please explain your scene history in detail (cidica) (like anyone cares ) [YEAH FLAME, I SAID HEHEHEH] (art_imp) evil ernie ran it well.. (art_imp) i was just starting to build a name. (art_imp) No one cares, but.. (art_imp) my mother. (art_imp) then i joined spastic.. i think. (art_imp) for like 2 days.. (art_imp) then. i quit everything. (art_imp) and solo'd.. (art_imp) that was fun. (art_imp) then my emag, huh?! CAME!.. (art_imp) w000w0000000 (cidica) w00 (art_imp) then i quit the scene. (art_imp) which is not wise.. (art_imp) cuz the scene is fun. (cidica) and you owe'd me a logo (art_imp) i think.. (art_imp) i have a good time. (cidica) THATS WHY YOU JOINED THIS EMAG! (skweril) #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:11PM)# INVITE ME (art_imp) w00pz (art_imp) most people say that the scene sucks.. #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:11PM)# I WANNA HELP -> "DrBlatz!@*" i'm interviewing #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:11PM)# COMEON CID (art_imp) but they've sed that since 94. #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:11PM)# I KNOW #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:11PM)# I WONT MAKE A PEEP (art_imp) and it hasnt chnaged much.. (art_imp) good artists left.. #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:12PM)# TELL ART IMP HI #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:12PM)# HEY ARTIMP! (cidica) lemme get this gimp in to help (art_imp) better ones came. *** Inviting DrBlatz to channel #skweril (cidica) blatz says hi *** DrBlatz (screech@iglou.com) has joined channel #skweril (art_imp) heya blatz (DrBlatz) whats up bitches (art_imp) now GET THE FUCK OUTT THE INTERVIEW ROOM! =) (DrBlatz) THE DOCTER IS IN.. CONTINUE ON WITH YOUR BUSINESS (art_imp) can i take off my underware now? (cidica) SO ARTIMP, you didnt tell me all your affils (art_imp) turn your head and cough (cidica) unless you did and i wasnt paying attention (art_imp) um,.. shiver, vapor, spastic, huh?!.. (DrBlatz) he was beatin it (cidica) toxic? (cidica) cmon (art_imp) then i came back.. and joined toxic, after my few solo packs (DrBlatz) get with it loser (cidica) you dont know youself that well (cidica) what about skweril? (cidica) HUH? (art_imp) that wasnt cool cuz it was like. uh, lame.. (DrBlatz) art; your a bastion of information (art_imp) i dont think im in toxic now.. cuz i gave them like 1 thing, that i didnt even want in the pack (art_imp) and i had no irc to give the rest.. (art_imp) so i released it all in ai!_pak3.zip (art_imp) yay! (cidica) ANYWAYS. *** art_imp is now known as grapes (grapes) mmmm... (cidica) i dont feel like listening to your CRAP (cidica) so.. where are you located? (grapes) does anyone read these anywayz? (cidica) some HICK KENTUCKY country (DrBlatz) art; whats your favorite blatz ascii? (cidica) dunno *** DrBlatz has been kicked off channel #skweril by cidica (:DreaD:YOUR NOT A DOCTOR) (grapes) i am in massachusetts.. (grapes) 413 (cidica) OH (grapes) Dr.. ahheh.. #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:16PM)# LEMME BACK IN .. IM IN SKWERIL (grapes) where are you cidica? (cidica) ITS NOT MY INTERVIEW. SO SHUT UP (grapes) wisconsin? -> "DrBlatz!@*" SHUT UP (grapes) meenie -> "DrBlatz!@*" I'M IN CHARGE NOW BUCKO #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:17PM)# ITS A BORING INTERVIEW ANYWAYS #DrBlatz(screech@*com)(05:17PM)# LEMME IN (grapes) askk... -> "DrBlatz!@*" SHUT UP LAMER (cidica) "DrBlatz!screech@*com" LEMME IN #oPRAH(screech@*com)(05:17PM)# LEMME IN (cidica) hold on.. (grapes) lets go and have fun in a channel. then get kicked out! w00w00 (cidica) i gotta beat up my friends (grapes) capture it.. *** Inviting oPRAH to channel #skweril #oPRAH(screech@*com)(05:17PM)# IM OPRAH (cidica) brb.. *** grapes is now known as chicker (chicker) . *** oPRAH (screech@iglou.com) has joined channel #skweril *** chicker is now known as this *** cidica has changed the topic on channel #skweril to interview is posponed for 2 mins to KICK AS (oPRAH) hello.. (cidica) oprah: ask questions (this) ack! (cidica) i gotta kick some friend's ASS hARDCORE (this) its oprah! *** this is now known as jlenno (oPRAH) ART; HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HAVING YOUR NICK SOUND SO MUCH LIKE ARTGIMP? (jlenno) oprah is fat. and smelly, i smelt your pits b4. (oPRAH) OPRAH DID CRACK ONCE. (jlenno) i have a big chin. *** jlenno is now known as davelette (davelette) rman! (oPRAH) jl; your an odd, odd little boy *** davelette is now known as artOMEN (artOMEN) ahhkay.. (artOMEN) anyways.. my nick is supposd to sound like art_gimp. (oPRAH) i want to give shout outs to my homey boom boom and roscoe back on gilman WEST SIIIDE (artOMEN) lets have a contest on this skweril mag.. everyone write me lotsa mail if you want me to change my name to art_gimp (oPRAH) art; i heard you throw like a fag.. is that true? (artOMEN) oPRAH were taping.. (artOMEN) yes oprah, ever since my daddie beat me with his bare hands.. (artOMEN) i was unable to throw. (cidica) ok (oPRAH) art; rad.. (cidica) lets join another channel and harass (cidica) ok? (artOMEN) i think we have footage of that.. roll the tapes *** cidica has changed the topic on channel #skweril to THE ONLY INTERVIEW THAT GOES OUT OF THE INTERVIEW ROOM (oPRAH) scrotum (artOMEN) cid, keep it on capture, and lets go join.. um,.. #teensex er gayteen er somthihng okay? (cidica) lets go to.. hmm (cidica) #rap? (artOMEN) how many people are in there? *** cidica (cidica@ifu.ifu.net) has joined channel #rap *** #rap: ops: 7 nonops: 2 total 9 cidica @MasterP lethl_inj @Hashem @Zela @Swt_Killa @explicit @bloodclot @naughti *** cidica has left channel #rap (artOMEN) are you capturing now ? i hope? (cidica) enough.. (cidica) yes. (oPRAH) art thought he was viscous (oPRAH) i made him to the dishes (cidica) change your nick to a rap nick (artOMEN) okay (artOMEN) you guys too.. (oPRAH) oprah is down. *** cidica is now known as Cidikeem *** #skweril ops: 1 nonops: 2 total 3 oPRAH artOMEN @Cidikeem (Cidikeem) lIKE rAhkEEm, wiTH mORe sTeAm. (Cidikeem) uh yeah (artOMEN) and make sure in the emag you tell who is who and like highlight ou nicks (Cidikeem) ready? #rap *** artOMEN is now known as muddafukk *** Cidikeem (cidica@ifu.ifu.net) has joined channel #rap *** #rap: ops: 7 nonops: 2 total 9 Cidikeem @MasterP lethl_inj @Hashem @Zela @Swt_Killa @explicit @bloodclot @naughti The current time is 17:17 (Cidikeem) GO! *** #rap ops: 7 nonops: 2 total 9 Cidikeem @MasterP lethl_inj @Hashem @Zela @Swt_Killa @explicit @bloodclot @naughti *** oPRAH (screech@iglou.com) has joined channel #rap (Swt_Killa) !date (Cidikeem) word nigga? (naughti) 29 Jul 1996. *** muddafukk (jts@berkshire.net) has joined channel #rap (oPRAH) WEST COAST (Swt_Killa) that r0x0rs (Cidikeem) east coast represent (muddafukk) Wassup muddafuckka? (Swt_Killa) !cal (oPRAH) MASTER; VANILLA IS MY FAVORTIE FLAVA (muddafukk) mudda here representin in the nine six for my fucking homies out in the bronx! (Swt_Killa) Hm damnit i forgot the commands (muddafukk) and all you white boyZ!~ (oPRAH) cidikeem; what woudl yuo do if i stuck my spoof in yo mouf (Cidikeem) oh shit, nigka shareem bring me some cheeba. (Cidikeem) ophra: bust a cap in yo nigka ass (muddafukk) swt_killa you gotz tha fukkin turn tables? (muddafukk) i tought we waz gunna bust out at yo house tonight? (Swt_Killa) n0 g dawg we rolling ovah to my homies crib (Swt_Killa) werd em up (Swt_Killa) haha (muddafukk) lemme ax u allz a kestin! (oPRAH) its lieks thunder some times it makes my wonder how i keep from goin unda (Cidikeem) nahh, i'm just kiddin about diz rap shit.. (Cidikeem) cuz gARTH bROOKS rEPRESENT *** Asphalt (asphalt@linet04.li.net) has joined channel #rap (lethl_inj) muahaha' (Asphalt) Cidikeem - hahaha (muddafukk) u da fuxin playah! isnt y00? (muddafukk) lethal injection wassup g?! (oPRAH) cid; they think your kidding (Asphalt) Nas he represents (lethl_inj) mudda: wassup man (oPRAH) where is NastyNas? (lethl_inj) nastyNES (lethl_inj) fool (lethl_inj) :) (muddafukk) i represents YA'lZZ! (Cidikeem) nigkas call me da Garth-Gee, YO (oPRAH) lethl; YOU WANNA THROW DOWN BITCH? (muddafukk) y0 mudda so fat her ass jumped and gotz stuck in puddin! (Asphalt) Biotch! (lethl_inj) oprah: wtf? (Cidikeem) nigkaz in the hood hate me cuz i blast "achey breakey heart" 24/7 (muddafukk) i lay'd out the bitches and hoes last night wif my capZ (oPRAH) lethl; LETS BOUNCE NEGRO (lethl_inj) oprah: haha (muddafukk) I PUT THE SMAK DOWN ON DAT ASS! (Asphalt) y0 mudda lips so big chapstick had to invent a spray (oPRAH) asphalt; i heard yo bitch be givin it up to all dem graffiti guys (muddafukk) ooh shit! (oPRAH) mudda; i wanna get to third base with you (Cidikeem) nigkaz fear me in k-mart. (Asphalt) oPRAH - What the fuck you talkin bout f00? (Asphalt) haha *** Asphalt has left channel #rap (muddafukk) oprah be represenin twennyFOE in the nineSIX alamo DIx i gotz fou kids and im oNLY 15! (oPRAH) RUN NIGGA RUN (oPRAH) fuckin asphalt (oPRAH) kick his as to the phualt (muddafukk) my botches and hoeZ PutZ DEM Smakz on dat ass! (muddafukk) she GOT back BITCH! (Swt_Killa) oh lord (oPRAH) mudda; watch out for cars and hard boiled eggs (muddafukk) over MY black ass muddafuckka~ (Swt_Killa) more like jewish ass (muddafukk) WE GUNNA HAF sum POKE CHOPZ AND WUDDAMELLin! (muddafukk) and my sweet poe-taytoe PIE! (oPRAH) my choada hurts *** Cidikeem is now known as cidica (cidica) ok, so whos white? (muddafukk) my FRO iS REpresentin!~ (cidica) FUCKING LITTLE WHITE ASS HONKEY BITCHES (Swt_Killa) hahaha (oPRAH) ill go in all the ops grille (muddafukk) i couldnt fit thru duh doorway tewday! (Swt_Killa) honkey? (Swt_Killa) Hmm (MasterP) !k cidica bye *** You have been kicked off channel #rap by naughti (bye) *** cidica (cidica@ifu.ifu.net) has joined channel #rap (muddafukk) whats choo talkin bout honkey nigga? (oPRAH) master; try a / next time negro *** Difosfate (ajf@orlando_nts_1_port3.intellistar.net) has joined channel #rap (Difosfate) hey lethl (Swt_Killa) um jew (Difosfate) I been lookinb for ya (Swt_Killa) no (cidica) master: I DONT LIKE FAT IRC NERDS LIKE YOU (cidica) FAT HONKEY! (Difosfate) I don't have WORD (Difosfate) or anything (Difosfate) on this computer (muddafukk) whoRD! (lethl_inj) hey difo (muddafukk) was goin on my BROddah!? (Swt_Killa) !bk cidica um bye (MasterP) !b cidica *** Mode change "+b *!cidica@*.ifu.net" on channel #rap by: naughti. *** You have been kicked off channel #rap by naughti (banned: um bye) (cidica) haha (cidica) nice. (cidica) ok, done with the interview. (muddafukk) hahha! *** muddafukk is now known as art_imp +-[IRC Quotes/Blatz]-----------------------------------------------------------+ % TJBOb % blatz: did you know that whodini got into a car accident? he lost an eye % TJBOb % blatz: now his name is just Whodin % prizm- % prizm and msd are two different individuals % TJBOB % pr: or so the germans would have you believe % TJBOb % THE GREAT THING ABOUT GIMPS: % TJBOb % they can be anything. % cidica % i can be anything % TJBOb % n.- YOU ARE A GIMP % TJBOb % adj.- THAT WAS A GIMPY DUDE. % TJBOb % v.- I JUST GIMPED A QUARTER OUT OF THAT MACHINE. % TJBOb % gimps are cool % TJBOb % you can beat the shit out of them and it wont matter.. theyre already a gimp. % cidica % message me if you want to join sKWERIL - all humor emag! more writers needed! message me you BIG FAT IRC NERDS! i mean, cool dudes! % cidica % li!phewl@*imsweb.net bend over rover... let li take over % primOp1mp % message me if you juanna by a male hoe for tonight, our current street walkers are TGuardian, and t1 % oUTkAST % life sucks % oUTkAST % so does the scene % burps % outkast dont forget everyone hates you too % TGuardian % tHE bOY sCOUTZ % TGuardian % fOUNDER: tGUARDIAN % elliz % mogel; in fact i wrote in 5000 votes for you and pete rose for logoist of all time for awards 96 % fathom % im going to start a group called "take head fir nothing" and its a group where i just sit around and girls give me head all day +ewheat+ visit muh gerlfriend http://www.rit.edu/~rhm2631 10th place in Miss Deaf American pHEAR!@ +spo0k+ teddy ruxbin? +spo0k+ THAT FAGGOT BEAR WITH THE TAPE RECORDER UP HIS ASS +dieznyiky+ arm yeah i did that. i slept in this hippie bus and spent the few days out on the road with my stepgrampa exterminating bugs.  +dieznyik+ LOOK I DONT SHOWER. I AM ELITE. IF YOU DONT SHOWER YEW WILL BE ELITE +quEERIE+ i wanna debug your anal hardware +superfly+ canadians smell funny and their shit is purple..and they eat their y young...I saw it on a nature special on PBS.. +-[IRC Quotes/Sulphur]---------------------------------------------------------+ -- woo woo.. this shit made me laugh.. enjoy -- "<--" indicates comments by me. :##:##:##::##:##:##::##:##:##::##:##:##::##:##:##::##:##:##::##:##:##::##:##:## (nigmae) what the hell is lagged? (cidica) i ussed to have a naked pic of webster (Mormon_) what is a "nigger"? (dirtbag) i have a headache from my font <-- doodle boy sickness. (_g1de0n) rock on metallica =) (kHz[aca]) ACA = ASS CRACK ASSOCIATION (_bh) i need help loading anus.sys (Enigmatic) who has thedraw fonts? (OperatorX) Wed. Aug 21st.. 90210 New Season*&%^#$%&@$#$@%&#$ ([FuCT]) anyone an elite Ansi drawer?? (halo-5) aww man, this is pathetic. i just made a hamburger out of my money. ([tmh]) pHLOMe~sup? (epoxy) mmm m m that k00l-41d rux0red. (tarot) my brain hurts and my leg is chewed off!@ (m0o_tang) do they even make a mcb for mirc?! (r3ptile) MY FUCKING EARS ARE STILL BLEEDING FROM YOUR VOICE WENDEL *** Signoff: anarkzz (LOOK OUT FOR THE NUSTACK!(@&$!) +-[Closing]--------------------------------------------------------------------+ Thats all.. big, ugly, sloppy, semi funny, and few articles.. Thats skweril for ya. After this issue, it up you you fuckers to put out skweril. If you wanna do a skweril issue do one.. send it to us.. we will release it.. if no one does shit then skweril will die.. you dont wanna see the cute fury skweril die do you? NO. YOU DONT. wed like to thank everyone who contributed to this issue except m0gel.. cuz hes a bitch.. oh by the way look for Blatz's Super Secret Hidden Comments that he wrote all over part 1 and 2.. thats all for now.. we got orange juice to sell.. +-[fin]------------------------------------------------------------------------+SAUCE00sKWERIL iSSUE oNE p.3 sKWERIL sKWERIL 19960825éMPÝ