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hEy d0oDz!@! iT'z dA t3Xt pHorCastors SpeCiAL eDiTioN.
Produced and editt-tited into its rAdDy rAd Setup by:tHe elEeT kReW!@!

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   |    |     "ya never know till you;ve sampled the best and the worst..."
   |^^^^|                                               -Godd(+d)
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wElK0Me ..  to the ..  tF newletter ..

HEY!  What is this?  This shit is Mogel!  Where's my buddy Uslurper/God(+d)?!
Well, you see, this is the thing.  I was in this k-k00l k0ference wiFF a
whole bunch of rad's the other day and we decided that we really wanted
to help God(-d+d) out.  You see, GodDdD is the most important and powerful
person in the 215 *AND* <gasp> 610 area codes and it just bothered us.

What bothered us was that when yer as 'k' as GoDddD is, then it must be
really *REALLY* hard to put out a rADDd group like tF.  Beyond that, GoDD
had a very busy schedule.  You see, his parents have recently discovered
that he had been using his "personal" line for quite a while as a BBS
life...er, I mean line.  So anyhow, his parents THEN discovered that for
some reason strange things began to happen to their phone line...and they
we're being charged for a series of AT&T conferences (there is DEFINTALY
no correlation to the above-formentioned conference... I assure you ;>).

*THEN* goDDdD''z parents discovered that he had run into quite a few people
that didn't like what he was doing (d00difing the h/p scene even MORE than
already it already is).  Anyhow, because GodD had become so busy, we realized
he had no time to put out the next release for his group teXt fORcAStERS.
Instead of letting such a incredibly talented group die (I mean who could
ever forget the infamous "t0p 10 rE4sOns tO nOt KaLL a pEEdEE bOarD"), we
decided to write the next release for him.  We're don't need any thanks from
GoddD because doing this for him was plenty enough.  It's time for us all to
reflect on what GoDD had done for our lifes.

Mogel: "GodDd has shown me that there REALLY is a TRUE moron out there.
        That's a lesson I'll never forget.  Whenever I feel that there
        SHOULD be total freedom of information... I remember GoDDd and
        clasp my heart and thank god (the other one) for my SysOp
        User-delete fuction! bOO-yAh!"

Dark Phiber: "Well Godd has been a really good sport about this. And so have 
              his parents. They seem to like us very much and will sit and
              chat with us for hours because they have no lives. Well first
              we started just making a bunch of accounts on Godd's BBS. Then
              we started calling at hours of the night and making prank
              calls. Finally we had some real fun and rerouted Godd's BBS
              number to the Secret Service in Philadelphia. Finally Godd
              had a passcode put on his phone account so we can't change it
              anymore. We've talked to Godd on a few teleconferences and we
              are even being nice enough to release a pak for his group Text
              Forecasters. We even had Godd on a couple of conferences and
              had him tell us how cool we really are."

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 #]  Title                                  File Name      Done By
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 1]  The Newsletter Intro                   TFNEW.LET      Mogel
 2]  Godd's Adventures in aYcH3-p33 L4nD    GODD.BAS       Dark Phiber
 3]  How to Hack a N.O.S.E. System          KA^TF.TXT      Kaos
 4]  |_0g0 aNZi d00d!@!                     MOG-TFAD.ANS   Mogel
 5]  Top 10 Ways to get A Straight d00d...  TOP10SEX.TXT   LowLevel
 6]  How to Make a /<-RaD BBS               GD-BBS.TXT     Black Ice
 7]  A Portrait of the one we Love          RING-GOD.ANS   RingMaster
 8]  The Return Box                         RETURN.BOX     Mogel/Others
 9]  GoDD and his brother                   GODDD.GIF      Morpheus

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Who is GodD?  Well, I've decided to do a special spotlight on the MAN, the
MeeTH, the GODDDDDDD.  be forwarded... this is not for the weak of heart,
like those cheesy Phrack Spotlights... this thing is the r34l d34l.


                         SPOTLIGHT ON.....GODD(+D)!
                                   
                 - Thanks to Dark Phiber for compiling a lot of this info

Handle: Godd [currently Usurper]
Name: Matthew Baumbach
Address: 866 Brill St. Philadelphia PA
Phone Number: (215)744-0226 [voice] (215)744-4944 [data]
Parents: Walter & Helen
Siblings: David
Godd's underground achievements: Runs the lamest literature group in 215
(Text Forecasters) and the lamest BBS in 215 (Plateau, formerly Satan's 
Sanctuary).

Family Quotes:

Walter: "If you continue using that language I'll have to hang up on you. I am
         a very religious man.", "Don't call here again you asshole or I'll 
         come to your house and kick your ass. I know who you are and where
         you live."

David:  "Why are you still talking to that asshole?"

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oUr pHaVoRitE goddDDdd qUotezZz [iN C|-|r0n0l0giKal 0rDeR]:

"...its bright and h/p/a/c/v activises in 2i5 are on the move ... listen to
metallica they rule.... we also predict a big downfall for Cafbl..."

"You can't change anything on anyone's phone account without a password."

"mogel...hahahah that pussy, i logged on to his bbs, i never begged shit!, i
asked him if i could have a hoe distro but becuase he's an asshole he never
anaswe so i wrote the 2! next people in rank, Black Fran and Slater!, becuase
i hoped 1! of them who answer, now that aint begging, begging is stooopid, i
dont like hoe, at all really, their the next potential high flyer from
2i5!..."

"...this fucking area code is full of Power Trippy lil lamerz like KAOS,
mOGEL AND black francis mostly, though i apologize to the cool people who
dont go off and try to be /<-rad, anyway, whom have no skill and knocj the
skillz of other poeple, and in generally, cornily bullied their way into an
area in which they are about to have to deicide what to do, and make mistakes
they will, and i iwll be their to reap the joyous collection of InSultS and
the happy downfall of hoe and high flyers a like, and you so judgmental,
cursing the Tf's and the DpE's and the small cool groups of today with your
high flyers Sooooooooper doooooooper ansi rips and your awesome /<radicality
should shove it up your ass...."

"phiber, look if you dont shut the fuck up with your Promo Soooper Fucking
you better than everyone attitude i am gonna have to fucking delete ya
again.... your the stooopid founder of a stooopid loser group that sucks,
blow it out your ass! dont gimme yer shit cause i am tired of going and
deleting you corny fucking posts..."

"hoe ... well what about em... i havent read something from you guyz in
ages ... my dicsion as of the last on i read is you guys rule.... but ....
ya never know till you;ve sampled the best and the worst...."

"pbiber, hey this is the eternal d! whats up man? i like you TF thing but
check out the message bases... i pretty much denoted any connected to Tf
being as it was all problemed doing... anywayz... i just wanted to say
yello, and uhh ... well maybe next weekend you can check out my telecon i
will have up....i will email the details anyway but .... thanks man sorry
about rippings yaz that time it was outta line cuz you had already explained
you had no prob with me...."

"DEAR PEOPLE!
This is Godd DA DA! DA DA .....
i wonna make the announcement that the text forcastors thing
released under the name TF2-95.zip IS NOT mine....
nor will any other files under that name be mine.....
i never write any actual files for it..... i only mentioned 
that as a name for group to a few people a month or so back....
i belived it was PROBLEMED, being as he started my past 
problems... Futhermore i wonna Apologize for what i said about 
CAFBL that long time ago to DP, becuase he had made it clear 
he had no problem with me previous to the writing of my hate 
mail...... now.... i wonna thank for you time.... and i guess thats it...."

"but you can docotr anything you want i was never in TF!... as for grave
digger like i said he jumps on the band wagon of whatever is up for now....
which is better than what i do, at least as far you you go, i might act like
a moron but i do my best ot clean up any mess' i make.... i never pick
anyone for a serious attack, usually, though i aint as lame as some might
think... perhaps my lash out on you has made you non-understanding of the
situation... i have no problem with anyone in the area code... lest you
consider my past... but all in all i have seriously cleaned up what i have
done and made all around good relations..... so as far as what most want to
think about my story (the truth) or this whole situation i dont really
care.... i mean i know this may seen blurred and not very informative but...
thats what its supposed to do isnt it.... each action that seems to come
next from me a lil more and more unpredicable.... probably DO OT the fact
that i aint doing em... why would i starte a war with CAFBL... and mogel i
have never said anything but sorry's and thank you's to you!... as long as i
see no reason to fight..."

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Mogel's Goodbye Message:

  So now, humble reader...you can see who GoDDDddD is.   You can also see
how much delight we took in creating this throughly redundant file that will
beacon a new age of wisdom.  There are no Mogel Minions and Cafbl is not the
modem mafia...we just really can't stand obnoxious morons.  GoDD [Usurper] is
now the official 215 Mascot!  Another note, GoDD didn't know what '/<-RaD'
even was and used the word a lot.  I discovered in chatting with him that he
actually didn't know what it meant, but "was always used negatively".  Heh.

sh0UtZ oUT t0 tHe h0MiEz oF dA oLd SKo0l!  I'll mIzZ tHe eLiTe ayCHe-pEE-aYe
peoples of Penns and beyond.  I'll still keep in touch when I'm up in
Rochester.  Write me mail on GBA.  wErd t0 yEr MuTHa'.

        We now present unto you, the tExT pHoRKaSTeRz special edition.
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