旼 캑같같쳐컴 컴컴컴컴 컴 � � 컴컴캑같같� 컴컴컴컴 � 컴� � 눗같걘� 컴� 개 께께複� 께께複� 께께 낡 栢栢栢栢栢白� 複蔔栢栢栢栢栢栢白� 栢栢複 � � 栢霜 賽賽栢栢複 栢栢� 栢霜 賽賽栢栢複 栢霜 � � 캑� � 百査� 같� 賞栢白 査栢� � 百査� 같� 賞栢白 같� 百査� � 걘� � 栢蔔� 霜 査栢� 栢栢 栢蔔� 霜 査栢� 栢蔔� � 栢栢� 死 栢栢 栢栢� 栢栢� 死 栢栢 栢栢� � � 栢栢� � 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� � 栢栢� 栢栢� � 꾹 栢栢� � 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� � 栢栢� 栢栢� 엾 굉栢栢百栢栢� 컴� � � 콕栢魄死栢栢似� 栢栢似 � 컴� � 콕栢魄査朋栢魄査栢栢껑 栢栢� 栢栢� 께께� 栢栢� � 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� 같같겪 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� mci � 굉栢꿈 栢栢� � 굉栢魄 栢栢� 갚꾼昉� � 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� 栢栢� negative 朋栢꿈 � multiplicative 朋栢꿈 � inverse � 倍� � � 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴캑 issue one 쳐컴컴컴 � � 캑� � "Why try holding back the wave? You'll only drown in the changes. You've got to learn to let go. Just let go and experience the flight. Try to see from a different side. If balance is the key, maybe we'll see a future understanding." - Queensryche � 倍� � � 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � � 캑� � 컫코코납 悶 悶悶 悶悶楣컫컴왯냐쩡悶 � � � � 컴 컴 � 낫척� 넨 납� � 납납 � 넨납 � 읏 컴 컴 � � � � � � 캐켸윱잎 윰� 냐졌 � � 잎 � 컴캐 � : : + the editorial: wacky-ass 'zine boy, by belial + angst is the flavor, by belial + play that funky techno beat, by mindcrime + household man: superhero, by mindcrime + the end: people suck, by mindcrime + members, contact, legal information, chick's fone numbers. � 좔컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � 悶敏옭 � 倍� � � 冒� 냅컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � � 캑� � � 倍� � negative multiplicative inverse � 캑� � � 컴� � � � the editorial � � � 컴� � 콘幡象 � � 욀賞寶 殯�:� wacky-ass 'zine boy, by belial �:殯� 긋� � � �薩 � � Don't touch my turkey, little bitch! Did you ever look in a mirror and wonder what it's thinking about you? No? Why not? I bet when you look in the mirror, it's saying, "Damn, fat thing, get your chunks outta here!" Well, then again, maybe it's just a mirror and it really doesn't think or say anything. But you have to admit, it would be pretty damn cool! All right! Throw your parent's in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care! This is the e'zine of the century! Secret Agent Edicius on the scene: Huzzah! Edi's tounge is a little tied up on some stupid slinky that he's swinging around. What a DORK! Back to the office: This here thing that you're reading is, like, a brand GNU e'zine! And it is indeed most phearsome. So, buckle in your fruitloops backback and get ready for some heavy duty food slingin'. It's me (Belial), and it's him (Mindcrime), and it's that other circus freak (Edicius). We're funny! Laugh! (NO! I THINK WE FUCKING SUCK!) AnyWAY, here we are... and it's pretty cool if you ask me. HEY! Get that pudding out of your mouth! What do you think this is?! The aliens are coming for you, man! Send us all your money and stuff and we'll kind of rough up the aliens to get off your back-- for a price, of course, though. What do you think we are? We're capitalists, damnit! Wait, we're communists, too! Swimming in a pool of conformity, baby! Strap your swimmies on, and lets go! This is it! This IS THE definative 'zine, milky! Here it is, here we are! We're Negative Multiplicative Inverse! -- Belial [1/2 Editor] � 倍� � end of article 컴� 컴 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 � 캑� � � 倍� � negative multiplicative inverse � 캑� � � 컴� � � � article number: one � � � 컴� � 콘幡象 � � 욀賞寶 殯�:� angst is the flavor, by belial �:殯� 긋� � � �薩 � � I have so much angst! I'm an over-depressed teenager! My life sucks, my parents suck, everything sucks! I'm going to end it all! I just can't deal with it anymore! I can't stand school! It's repressing my art! I don't have room to expand! I'm quitting! I can't stand girls! I can't pick any up! I'm such a stain! God END this life for me! � 倍� � end of article 컴� 컴 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 � 캑� � � 倍� � negative multiplicative inverse � 캑� � � 컴� � � � article number: two � � � 컴� � 콘幡象 � � 욀賞寶 殯�:� play that funky techno beat, by mindcrime �:殯� 긋� � � �薩 � � oons oons oons oons oons WEEP WOP oons WEEP WOP oons WEEP WEEP WOP oons oons WEEP WEEP WOP oons wEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWW oons oons oons oons. techno in my soul, beotch! did you ever find yourself moving to a non-existant beat on a bus full of convicts on you're way to the penitentiary? me niether, but i bet if you ever did, all the mean people would stare. which brings me to an interesting topic! have you ever stared at someone (perhaps a h0T g0TH gRRL) so long that she started to fidget and get nervous, and then she gets up and runs out of the room screaming? grey hawk does it all the time. he's a stalker. -� ode to grey hawk, the stalker -� grey hawk, yeah, he likes to stalk, the women he follows hasten their walk and every time he catches up, the police have to use their big white chalk. he's a stalker, an axe murderer, and a poet, the women say no but he likes to show it. sometimes he tries to be sincere and kind, but somehow always manages to blow it. he drives a suave car and plays lots of techno, he's tried the direct approach, but the women say "heck no!" poor grey hawk, what a misguided soul, he stalks all day, and when he'll stop does nobody k-know. heh.. RHYMING SUCKS! � 倍� � end of article 컴� 컴 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 � 캑� � � 倍� � negative multiplicative inverse � 캑� � � 컴� � � � article number: three � � � 컴� � 콘幡象 � � 욀賞寶 殯�:� household man: superhero, by mindcrime �:殯� 긋� � � �薩 � � you know what would be cool? if they made a superhero who just used everyday appliances to defend the world against the evil realms. he could give the enemies some scissors, and then run away, and when they chased after him, they'd fall and gouge themselves on the scissors. he could have a portable microwave, and he'd put the enemies' heads in it and turn it on full blast. their brain would fry up, so not only would he have succeeded in defeating the enemy, he would also have breakfast. i think these comic book writers think too hard about things. superheros aren't hard to come up with. dumbasses. � 倍� � end of article 컴� 컴 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 � 캑� � � 倍� � negative multiplicative inverse � 캑� � � 컴� � � � the end � � � 컴� � 콘幡象 � � 욀賞寶 殯�:� people suck, by mindcrime �:殯� 긋� � � �薩 � � did you ever start a new 'zine with the hope that all your friends would think it was cool and would contribute and it would be one biggy, happy comedy fest? i did yesterday, and no one lifted a finger to help except the poor soul that happened to be in the room with me. i chained him to my desk and told him to write or i'd kill off his family. i guess no one does anything on this planet anymore unless you make them. by the way, phear the blade nation. we're taking over this god-forsaken planet. earth is a thing of the past. 2k is coming, and when it does, the blade nation will own you. so anyway, that's our 'zine. we're going to put this thing out like superman all hopped up on jolt(tm). thousands upon thousands of issues will pile up on my hard drive, and you will all phear our lack of lives. never underestimate the power of a bored computer geek. 悶敏옭 � 倍� � � 冒� 냅컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴캑 end issue one 쳐컴컴컴 � � 캑� � negative multiplicative inverse: mindcrime - founder, editor, layout, design, artwork belial - editor, justification scheming edicius - used to be an editor, but we alienated him and made fun of him so he quit and now he's just a dork. dimes - was told to be a writer, but was too busy, so now he's just a lamer. grey hawk - was also told to be a writer, but was too busy playing his new warez. so now he's just a stalker with no social life. � � � �-� contact: mike@exit109.com, marc@netlabs.net � : � 倍� � 컴悶커旼旼쩡엿커컴敏냄넬컫코엿 코왯컫커냐옭-컫옜냐왯왯옭옭� � 캑� � 납넨냄낫납냉넨 � 납납 납납� 납 낫납냉넨 납납처冒 읏넨 냅牡耗냐냅牡� 냅牡늙납牡눴읒캐캐잎잎 � 냅牡冒컴냇� � negative multiplicative inverse is copyright (c) 1996 surreality enterpises distribution of this magazine is allowed, and indeed encouraged, provided it is copied in it's entirety. no single part of this magazine may be duplicated without the expressed, written consent of surreality enterprises and the author of said part. 悶敏옭 � 倍� � end of file 컴� 컴 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸납 냅 � 캑� �