___ ___ / | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ /__________ \ | \ | \ \ / \ | ||__\ \ Issue #10 By Dr. Strangelove / \ | \ diary of paranoia \__________________/_________ /__________/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- i see you. i see you peeping under my door, watching my feet, watching my dog. Oh, yes, i know you hired my dog to do your dirty work, i can tell by the way he avoids my direct stare, he's guilty. i bought a gun. i saw you yesterday on my way to work. you were sitting in the large brown van parked illegally by the hot dog man. You were pretending to deliver packages. i know, also, that the lady at the seven-eleven on the corner of philips and markey poisoned my slushy for you. i could taste the belladonna, i spit it out and shot her. i know you bugged my apartment. i know you told my landlady about me, I see the way she looks at me when i go to pay the rent. i found the infrared motion detector you put in my toilet, how clever of you to disguise it as a ty-dee-bol chlorine block. you had the maintenance man replace my refrigerator with a ballistic missile. i can hear the timer ticking away inside. i know you came in once, on september 13, between 4:30 and 6:15, and rewired my toaster to send out electromagnetic pulses at a variable frequency of one-hundred fourteen and one hundred sixty five megahertz. i could feel it in my brain. So i threw it away. how clever of you to diguise yourself as a ups man. of course, you know i cannot let you live. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Sovereigns Of Bell Issue #10 | | Change your disk label to 31337! Mail Us At : | | The Truth Sayer's Domain - 210-493-9975 - SoB WHQ lmb@tenet.edu | | Or, Join our mailing list! Mail lmb@tenet.edu and just tell us you wanna | | subscribe. We'll put you on our mailing list, and you'll recieve all the | | new shit before anyone else! | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- EOF : 2920 Bytes