. .:::::. .::::::::. ...:::::::::.. :::::::::::: ..:::::::::::::::::.. ::::: :::: .::: ::::::: :::. :::::. : :: ::::: :: :::::::. : ::: : :::::::::. ::: :::::::: ::: ::::: ::::: : :::: ::::: oxic :::......:::: hock .:::::::. ::::::::::: ::::::::::: ::::::::: presents Roadkill Anarchy by Bloody Afterbirth Toxic File #7 Centre of Eternity : 615.552.5747 3/24 Baud 40 Megs Lotsa Files HQ of The Esoteric Society Fucked In The Head : 615.552.xxxx 12/24 Baud Anarchy Related soon to be HQ of Toxic Shock !@%^*#$&!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$!@%^#$ Well well well...You're in a really fucking sick mood, you're pissed off at society, and you want to release all your frustrations... Good, because that's exactly what it takes for RK-Anarchy... There are various ways to get roadkills...The easiest is to scrape them up off the road... Dogs, cats, squirrels, deer, little old ladies, children, oppossum, kangaroos, does, turtles, chickens, etc... However, to have more fun, run over your OWN! Yeah! Just go out on the town with a few buddies and run over anything that moves! Hell, just for effect, back over it, and run over it again... After you have amassed at least one roadkill, there are many MANY things one can do with it/them... If its big enough, tie that fucker to your bumper and run over EVERYTHING in sight! Ya go out to get the paper, and there are DEER GUTS splattered ALL OVER your mailbox! ALRIGHT! Slam that fucker into cars, telephone poles, street signs, everything! When yer done, toss it in someone's yard... Or cram it into someone's mailbox... Or in the muffler of their car... You can bang on the thing with a hammer, or chop at it with an axe, or dissect it with a chainsaw, or... Then throw it into open-windows in houses and automobiles, toss it into convertbiles, put it on someone's hood, smear it all over their car, throw it at Peds, or Feds! Get on top of your local mall at night..Wait for a large crowd to amass...And THROW that fucker at the people! Watch the women FAINT! Everyone who isn't passed out will scatter like hell... Open the door at the mall and throw one as hard as you can into the mall, blood and guts EVERYWHERE! Take one into a movie theatre (how the hell?) and throw it at people! Take it to school and put it on the principal's car... Take it in school and leave it in the halls... Put it in an empty locker that belongs to noone...UGh! Throw it into the toilets! If its little, put the little bitch in the ketchup/salad dressing thing. Break into somebody's car with a baseball bat and smear RoadKill all over their fine upholstery... Tie it to a rope, throw it over a limb of a tree, and swing the bitch out at cars as they pass by! Tie it to your bumper and drive down the road, heh heh, curves are great fun, esp. with people on the opposite side of the road... Ever had a roadkill come flying at ya while walking down the road? Someone out of town for awhile? Break into their house and put roadkill in their beds...their toilets...microwaves..stoves...blender...washer...dryer... the baby crib...the... Throw them at mailboxes, see who makes the biggest dent. Give a taste-test at a mall. Put it on someone's porch, pour gas on it, light it, ring doorbell, run. Play frisbee in the park! I said throw it through open windows...Hell, throw it through CLOSED windows too! Take it to the post office and mail that fucker! Put a stamp on it! Cram it into the slot where cans come out of Coke machines! Buy a paper, take all the papers, and replace 'em with ROADKILL! !@%^*#$&!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$!@%^#$ (c)1989 Toxic Shock Followers Of Fetus Twisted Testicles Tasty Abortion Gross Genitalia Fetal Juice Bloody Afterbirth