uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch Better Ways of Shoplifting, Without Getting Caught The ideas in this text file were derived from a friend's idea on shoplifting better without getting caught as easy. I will not mention my friends handle because he'd wan't it to be Anon. Only if he want's me to. The contents of this text file are not an urge for you to go out and shoplift, but rather an educational guide(yeah this bullshit) to knowing how it really works. Oh yeah any FED's out there, if you read this, tuff shit there's plenty more from where this came from. And there's nothing you can say about it, because the right of freedom of speech is protected by numeral uno Amendmant in the Consitution. Sorry better luck next times. Ok the key things you have to remember to shoplifting, any other text file that tells you how to shoplift by yourself is bullshit. Shoplifting needs teamwork. Not only does it make it easy for you to take shit, it helps you get more shit quicker by making bigger hits at one time. Now remember swear to you and you partners, if you get caught, you keep quiet. It'b be a shame if all of you got caught. So don't have assholes who crack under heat of a cop or a fed, in your little group. Ok now i'll explain the basis of what types of people you will need to pull this off easier... 1) LIFTERS - Basically one or two people(depends on how much shit you wanna take) that actually take the shit you wan't while your other partners distract the other people in the store. 2) ORDINARY ANNOYING PEOPLE - Basically another 1 or 2 people who bug the hell out of the salesmen(woman??? whichever), just have them ask all kinds of stupid quiestions that everyone should already know. Like how do i turn on a computer, what's a computer virus, can i catch it??? Etc... 3) CRAZIES - As many people as you want for these type of people a nessary part in any shoplifting hit. Basically these poeple must be either totally insane and stupid, or someone who can act insane and stupid really well and has the nerve to do just about anything. Ok basically what you need to do is have the LIFTERS taking shit out of the store while you already have the ORDINARY ANNOYING PEOPLE bothering the salesman(women??? again whatever) asking them stupid as hell questions. Also make sure you have your CRAZIES going around making a ruckess, saying "HEY I WAN'T THAT, IT'S MINE, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT", or going around blasting every radio they can find, going up to the clerks and making total assholes out of themselves, hell even have take a fucking leak in the middle of the god'dam store. Basically you wan't the CRAZIES and the ORDINARY ANNOYING PEOPLE annoying and distacting the hell out of the salespeople and the security gaurds and basically anoyone else in the store. So that everyone is focusing in on the people who you have doing the craziest and stupidest things imaginable. Then while everyone else is distracted watching them, you walk off with whatever will fit under that big coat of yours(well i hope you bring one), then tell your other poeple to stop bothering the people after you're about 10 to maybe 20 minutes long gone or until the people in the store start getting suspicous. Ok now basically remember, only hit one store one time, after that they'll probally wise up to what you're trying to pull. Or wait a VERY, VERY long time afterwards if they haven't notice the shit was gone yet. Though i highly suggest not going back to the same store, since they'll probally almost reconize your CRAZIES and ORDINARY ANNOYING PEOPLE almost instantly from the last incident. Though it's really not against the law to just piss off people in a store, but it's not worth whatever they'll try and do you. Allways remember to have some sort of signal(a sound is good) that will tell everyone else in your little group to chill or calm down if something doesn't feel right. Because if it doesn't feel right as in like too many poplice officers that out number you, don't bother. Because the PIGS will probally be all over your other people before you realize it. And you'll get trying to walk out of the store with a big ass radio speaker or something or someone will probally get suspicous if you look like your 40 months pregnant and a GUY! Also make sure you have layout plans for the store, of what kind of havok you're gonna cause. Send only one person that either not going to be involved in it at all, or as one of your ORDINARY ANNOYING PEOPLE. Becuase the store manager or salesperson will probally reconise they're trying steal stuff if they actually your LIFTERS or one of your CRAZIES, making them the annoying people makes them look less suspicous, especially since they could bullshit the sales people even more with stuff like "Hey i was in here last week and i was looking at the stero over there for a breif few minutes, as was wondering how much i could get it on sale for, or how many amps, how many watts are those speakers. Hey does it come with a remote control", etc.. you get the idea. Ok well go have some fun, live long and all this other bullshit, just remember if you get caught, don't even bring up uSu. Personally i don't care because well there's nothing that the law can do to keep me from expression whatever i fucking please. But you'll bring everyone else down who tries this and you wouldn't wan't that to happen now would you? Look out for more great shit from uSu. 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