uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch How to get to Chinatown from NJ How to get to Chinatown from NJ, i'm only going to give your enough information to get to World Trade Center which is about 6 blocks away from Chinatown. Getting to World Trade Center is the farthest i can direct you the rest i play by remembering the last time i was there. Ok here we go... --- Direct to Hoboken then to World Trade Center Ok your first desitanation is to get to the Hoboken Train and Path station, usually you just need to get a ticket on the train leading towards Hoboken and purchase a round trip ticket. If you're not sure which way to Hoboken ask someone. If you train doesn't go to Hoboken then take a bus to another town that does. I know for sure the Gladstone Branch last stop is Hoboken heading North. Once you are at hoboken Train/Path station, you'll know there will be like atleast 10 other railroad tracks there. Ok now when you leave the train walk to you left until you see the sign for the Path's. Walk down through the hallway and then when you get to the gates insert a Dollar to pay for the train fare, either that just jump the turnstyle. But remember do not do it on the way back from World Trade Center, because if you got caught with nothing on you, at Hoboken, is cool, you just will walk away paying a $1 for the path fair and maybe a penalty fare big whoop! That i could give a shit about. But if you're caught with fireworks and they search you, or one of the friends you are with squeals and spills his guts, you'll be in for something more serious then having your parents being called if you're over the age of 18. So just remember it's important to play it cool when it's absolutely nessary. --- Direct to Newark Penn to Wolrd Trade Center Ok first you need to get onto a bus that will take you to Newark Penn But that's only if you're in the Essex district that it'll probally take you to there, Same thing with going to Newark Broad St, which you'd still have to take a bus to Newark Penn. Ok once you're at Newark Penn(i wouldn't suggest to those people who will be driving to Newark Penn to park their car there, The Club or not you may not have a car when you get back.) Ok now that you're at Newark Penn you wanna take to Path directly from Newark Penn. to World Trade Center. This might be cheaper for some people, but most people don't like going through Newark at all. I don't either, but if it's nessary then it must be done. --- What to do when you get there... Ok once you're at World Trade Center you will need to go out the exit where the "Sharro's" pizzera is, you'll know you're going to right way you'll see a Sam Goody's near the exit. Ok now once you're at the exit of the door you wanna walk to your left. It should be a really busy street. Ok you'll need to like walk about 6 or 7 blocks down, you'll know when your far enough because the road will eventually split off into either Left or Right, you wanna go right. Walk like about 2 or 3 blocks, you'll start noticing Chinese writing almost everywhere. Ok well guess what, you're in ChinaTown, now i can't tell you where to specifically go, but you must find your vendor by yourself. Just remember a few key things... 1) Never buy anything that resembles fireworks from a Street Vendor you'll know, the item in question will say, D.O.T C for Common Firework on it, for display fireworks. For anything bigger like Pineapples, Blockbusters you'll see either a Blue, or Green sorta waxy fuse. Anything that's bigger then those will either have really dark fuses. 2) Never never never, i can't stress this enough, buy from anyone you cannot understand what language they speak, and or don't speak english. You'll wind up getting ripped off. Because they will probally misunderstand you. Buy american white or black, they usally have the bigger choice and variety, and or the best prices. 3) Play it cool, don't walk around liek you have the word 'FIREWORKS' written all over your face, this will only help you get caught and well that's not the point of the game here. 4) Make sure if you bring anyone to brief them if you're caught you don't know each other. Because the COPs will have a freak attack if it's a whole group involved. But if one person is caughtm you'll just either get questioned, taken down to the station(that i doubt especially if you don't have much), or they will give you a summons, i'm not exactly sure if they can give summons to minors but then again I wouldn't know, I haven't been caught doing this. 5) Make sure you absolutely have enough money to get home, you'll be getting scared to ass shit about being caught. If this happens to you, just remember, you can allways beg(err... ask for money) for the path, most people will give you a dollar you never know. If you're at Hoboken(where you took the train there) then you're in luck, what you do is go to the ticket office at the Hoboken station and say that something must of happened to you're ticket and that you dropped it, they will ask you for your name and home address(i forget about a phone number), but make sure you do not give any of your real information out, because they might actually call you or send a notice, and if you're parents are nosy and wonder why you were in hoboken, well you know. Ok anyways you'll usally just get a free admittance ticket which will take you one way to where you need to get to. 6) Ok last part to remember, when you have to stuff, make sure none of the bigger fireworks are damp or wet, i've found and known that they tend to blowup by themselves. Allways make sure it's got a good plastic rapping around it, if you're handleing M80's, Pineapples or Blockbusters, Make sure you gently wipe them off with a dry cloth, most of them will have a greyish powder on the outside, it'll get all over your hands, and yes it does smell. So don't leave them out to long, someone might notice the smell of Gun powder. Ok well that basically sums it all up for now. Be on the lookout for more kick ass releases from uSu. And remember, this country used to be free, but today it's a Free country with some restrictions. Heh to me, that doesn't make sense at all. Free should be free. L8r's, Cya